If you have an internet connection, chances are you will gaze upon Britney Spears' preggers, unclothed body at least 128 times today, and if at least one of those times did not occur in this space, an enforcer dispatched by our evil Hungarian blogging overlord would be knocking on our door, more than happy to demonstrate how easily nipple clamps can be hard-wired to a car battery.

In any case, Bazaar apparently convinced Britney Spears to demonstrate the beauty of the dramatically lit, pregnant female form, momentarily offering the public an image that does not involve the frizzy-haired mom's face twisted from the unconscious physics calculations she's performing about whether or not she can also save her half-empty Jamba Juice if she dives to catch the baby she's just fumbled. The ploy succeeds for a while, but after staring at the photos a moment too long, this one of Britney luxuriating in some sort of robe slowly melts into the more expected tableau of the exhausted parent succumbing to her motherhood-induced fatigue by stripping off her clothes in the middle of Target, grabbing a terry cloth bathrobe, and finally settling in for a quick nap on the floor of the nearby bathroom linens aisle, confident that the nice lady who maintains the lost and found box will tend to her screaming baby.

UPDATE: Some friendly legal correspondence necessitated the alteration of some of the post's original images. On the bright side, the new one of Britney's pregnant, naked sillhouette will probably make fine mudflap art.

• Britney Spears Nude Pictures in Harper's Bazaar [Egotastic]