Blame the writer's strike.

the lack of applause or anything after he walked off is just AWKWARD.

The man was half of Grindhouse. He can do whatever he damn well pleases.

When did Quentin decide to be that bloated gay guy who lives down the hall from me?

his face is mutating at an exponential rate

Seinfeld episode #126

ALSO:

hello, man-who-looks-like-an-old-lesbian! That yellow, er, linen? shirt is fierce!

Stick a Ron Paul banner on it and float it over Boston.

When did QT gain like 200 pounds? Dude had apparently been eating so many sticks of butter he actually resembles one.

@hystericalredhead: You mean the boring-except-the-car-chase half?

You can't gild a turd, people. I enjoy his films, but brotha' be homely.

At least he decided to sport bangs, instead of the annoying wool caps he usually wears these days, as a way of camouflaging his ever-recedinger hairline.

Shit, Oliver Stone looks strung out.

@nojo: Loved it. Not even gonna pretend I'm too good for horror/action/zombie flicks. It was made of awesome and wrapped in ass-kicking.

@TedSez: The stupid, backwards cap would have been an improvement. At least it maybe would have absorbed some of the butter making its way through his pores.

He's only there because someone told him the globes in the back were foil-covered chocolate.

@ohyeth: I believe that is available at Chico's.

@hystericalredhead: yeah, but he kind of missed the mark being precious about it. I did hoot and holler and enjoy the experience, though, the Vista audience helped--one of the better times I've had watching any mainstream film.

@hystericalredhead: Just to be clear, I have no high-culture objections to a good zombie splatterfest, Mexsploitation trailers, turkey slasher films, or chicks-on-hood car chases. I merely draw the line at yap-yap-yap-yap table-encircling blandoramas. If yer gonna do that, at least mention "Royale with cheese".

It's the four strings of hair trying to cover the balding pattern that's pissing me off. Get hair tips from Kurt Russell next time. He always looks tight.

His shirt has a collar on it. What the fuck else do you want?

@Tits_LaRue: Or 66.

Motherfucker's looking like Frankenstein's monster these days.

I love this crazy bastard.

This is what ten solid years of having the munchies will do to you (Brad Pitt is an anomaly).

Kids: Consider yourselves warned.

Well, he always was the no-friend know-all video clerk...

Why act all surprised?

excuse me but that "decidedly casual, girth-obscuring shirt" is actually the Barong Tagalog, the national costume of the Philippines.

[en.wikipedia.org]

it's actually considered formal wear (Barongs are to the Filipinos what Suits are to Westerners), but kooky Mr Tarantino did make it appear a tad less regal than how it's intended to look.

that shirt is actually made of very expensive pineapple fabric or something. must be from hawaii or southeast asia. too bad, he just didn't pull it off.

He's such a bigshot, he's just not compelled to comb his hair, iron his schlumpy shirt when his Golden Globe press conference was just a casual stop on his way to his weed girl's house.

excuse me but that "decidedly casual, girth-obscuring shirt" is actually the Barong Tagalog. It is actually considered as formal wear in the Philippines, but kooky mr. taratino did make it appear a tad less formal than how it is intended to look.

[en.wikipedia.org]