Paparazzi agency Splash's promise of CPR video might strike you as excessively opportunistic and morbid, but someone's got to step up and chase the ambulance (figuratively, in this case), even when it's most difficult to do so. What really disturbs us is that right at this moment, Splash and TMZ are probably just haggling over the price, with TMZ arguing they should get a substantial discount because you can't actually see Anna Nicole Smith's soul leaving her body.

ANNA NICOLE SMITH: DEAD! VIDEO EXCLUSIVE: Watch this space!!!! [SplashNews Online]

3:33 PM on Thu Feb 8 2007
By Mark
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raincoaster at 03:46 PM on 02/08/07
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That's because she sold her soul twenty years ago and it has been dwelling in Hell ever since, waiting for the rest of her to catch up.
impalpable observer at 03:56 PM on 02/08/07
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What I meant to say (having had the benefit of thinking it through) is that another Ditzy Blonde Slaint has been newly minted for popular public consumption.
The Real JR at 04:31 PM on 02/08/07
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Too late, they just showed it on Entertainment Tonight. All three seconds of it.
Her Royal Empress Dr.... at 04:44 PM on 02/08/07
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I'm glad to know she is being honored in death in the manner in which she lived her life.
ericdsnider at 05:07 PM on 02/08/07
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Wait: Anna Nicole was a real person? I always assumed she was an E! Channel character, like Borat or something.
Trixie from Toronto at 06:24 PM on 02/08/07
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What is with that photo on Splash News of Anna Nicole sprawled face down on what looks like the floor of a hotel lobby, water pitcher upended next to her head. Is that from today? You'd think they might want to mention when the photo was taken, for God's sake.
Cutting Makes You Sexy at 07:53 PM on 02/08/07
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Howard K. Stern. Is. Evil.

And I like evil people mind you, I mean, you know, they're awesome entertainment, (sex, drugs, & rock n' roll, and everything) but jesus is it as obvious to anyone else (I have faith in all of our commentors intellegence... somewhat) that he is behind EVERYTHING. He probably even took the fucking video of her DYING.

The next time I wake up after doing something morally questionable or even perverse the night before, my quote is now changing from:
"Hey, at least I didn't kill a kid,"
to
"At least I'm not Howard K. Stern, Fuck Yeah."
Scout at 08:46 PM on 02/08/07
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Wow...Four exclamation points. I thought that was reserved only for royalty.
raincoaster at 09:59 PM on 02/08/07
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Looks like Splash melted their servers, but not before they put up a notice that they're not posting the video till Tuesday.