Be Thankful Your Friday the 13th Wasn't as Bad as This

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Be Thankful Your Friday the 13th Wasn’t as Bad as This

Be Thankful Your Friday the 13th Wasn't as Bad as ThisWe see you sitting there at your computer, so smug that you survived the curse of yet another Friday the 13th. You should be thankful that something disastrous didn't happen. Look at all the terrors there are in the world!

All sorts of nasty things happen to people every day of the year. Instead of heading home on a cloud of satisfaction on the most superstitious day of the year, you should thank your lucky stars that your day wasn't marred by an accident of horrible proportions. So as you page through this gallery, just remember how fortunate you are. If you don't, next time Friday the 13th rolls around, you might not even be here to enjoy it!

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