woolfman commented on Meg Ryan Becomes Latest Member Of Reviled 'Fat Suit' Club

"I always thought fat Monica looked like Marie Osmond."

woolfman commented on There's a 'School of Rock 2' Script, and it Made Mike White Cry

"I'm crying too, Mike."

woolfman commented on Sloane Crosley's Book to Become HBO Show, We're Told

"The book was really underwhelming, as I'm sure whatever HBO does with it will be, too."

woolfman commented on 'Towelhead' Trailer Conveniently Distills Repugnant Alan Ball Effort to Two Minutes

"@MCU: I didn't think American Beauty held up over the time it took to watch it."

woolfman commented on So What's On Neil Patrick Harris' Mind Grapes? Crack Cocaine, Boobs And Shrooms

"@Desk_hack: And also doing Beckett in New York, with John Turturro and Elaine Stritch. So who needs a comeback?"

woolfman commented on Why It's Annie Leibovitz's Fault

"@Hamud: Here's the Reiff quote: "She would not have had the time to mourn herself and to become physically unrecognizable at the end even to herself, let alone humiliated posthumously by being "memorialized" that way by those carnival images of celebrity death taken by Annie Leibovitz." And just to spread the blame around- Cyrus is not just any girl."

woolfman commented on Summer Movie Preview

"The director of Swoon. Julianne Moore Enough said."

woolfman commented on Important Notice

"OMG- I think I was at that show!"

woolfman commented on Chris Farley's Cousin A Top Ford Exec

"Well, now we know what kind of van it was, down by the river."

woolfman commented on Who Did Her 'Body Weight' In Coke?

"How about Mischa Barton- she of the recent DUI."

woolfman commented on Tom Cruise, Gay Ruse

"I don't care one way or the other, but if he is a gay, don't you think someone would have sold him out by now?"

woolfman commented on Quentin Tarantino Enjoys Asian-Themed Cocktail In Los Feliz

"Am I supposed to know who Dina Meyer is? Really?"

woolfman commented on Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences

"His eyes look darker, too."

woolfman commented on Musto's Blind Item Madness

"Wasn't there once a blind item about a "colorful" singer's lesbianic tendencies?"

woolfman commented on The Great Lindsay Lohan Mid-Career Retrospective

"From promise to Promises."

woolfman commented on "Because of an editing error,

"I know I'm late, but..."

woolfman commented on In GQ, Francis Ford Coppola

"@Bufflekins: That's one of my fave buildings, too. Also, the director of Apocalypse Now gets a free lifetime pass."

woolfman commented on Dubious Meg White Sex Tape Probably Not What's Causing Her Acute Anxiety

"Stop and think, people."