NoWireHangers commented on Shockingly, Rumer Willis Fails To Seduce Chace Crawford

"There, there, Rumer."

NoWireHangers commented on Finish Off What's Left Of Corey Haim With 'Corey Vs. Corey' Virtual Bloodsport

"I can't find the button for slapping and pulling hair."

NoWireHangers commented on Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Another Year Of Just Barely Keeping It Together

"@TheStarterWife: Meanwhile, off-Broadway... [www.awesome80sprom.com]"

NoWireHangers commented on The Law of Diminishing Mike Myers Comedy Returns

"When will this law be applied to Will Ferrell films?"

NoWireHangers commented on Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Another Year Of Just Barely Keeping It Together

"What is it with the train wrecks of Hollywood and their creepy Marilyn obsessions?"

NoWireHangers commented on Finally, A Superhero - American For The Rest Of Us

"@jasonelias: I totally forgot about Meteorman!"

NoWireHangers commented on In Honor of The 4th of July, Megan Fox Wins Her Independence From Brian Austin Green

""So, congratulations, Megan."

NoWireHangers commented on Finally, A Superhero - American For The Rest Of Us

"Way to throw Blankman under the bus, Diddy."

NoWireHangers commented on What Was My Original Hair Color Anyway?

"Either the paps are lighting her with kliegs, or it's time to even out the mystic tan."

NoWireHangers commented on Robert Rodriguez Salvages His Once-Promising Career By Relieving Rose McGowan Of Her Girlfriend Duties

"@Scoregasm: This image forever: [entimg.msn.com]"

NoWireHangers commented on Is 'Hancock' Half-Cocked?

""Blockbusters" are rarely stopped by bad reviews."

NoWireHangers commented on Robert Rodriguez Salvages His Once-Promising Career By Relieving Rose McGowan Of Her Girlfriend Duties

"I hope Rob's ex-wife reads this and smiles, but as far as the rest of the movie-going public is concerned: Jessica Alba!?"

NoWireHangers commented on The One With The Cast Of 'Friends' Wanting In On A Little Of That 'SATC' Movie Action

"@derby: None of them are stars outside of that show."

NoWireHangers commented on Eddie Murphy Wants To Stop Playing Robots With Aliens Inside Of Them And Start Getting Real

"How about a moratorium on fat suits?"

NoWireHangers commented on The One With The Cast Of 'Friends' Wanting In On A Little Of That 'SATC' Movie Action

"I HATED Friends."

NoWireHangers commented on Top Ten Best Movie Police Car Chases, With A Twist

"The clip from the mall chase in the Blues Brothers is the better one, although, all the chases in the movie are great:"

NoWireHangers commented on Chosen Blobs Won't Crown For 'Weeks,' Says France's Sexiest Celebrity Obstetrician

"The twins just need to marinate in her juices a little longer; it'll be well worth it when they come out all plump n' moist."

NoWireHangers commented on They're Not New, They're Not Kids, and Maybe Not Even An Editon Anymore, But We'll Take It!

"I guess this means that by 2028 the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync (less JT) will get together to meditate, eat tacos, and record their new song "Do It Yourself." Lou Pearlman should be out of jail by then."