sundaeg1rl commented on Do Not Leave Jonathan Rhys Meyers Alone With Your Puppy. He Will Eat It.

"IMHO, JRM can eat anything he likes - starting with me..."

sundaeg1rl commented on "I'm Surprised A Whale Didn't Bite Her Ankle & Pull Her Into The Ocean To Be Its Mate"

"Lily Allen is hideous inside and out, so all is forgiven."

sundaeg1rl commented on Just Rolling Out The Chosen Two's Rouge Carpet Will Cost Brangelina $20 Million Dollars

"Bloody hell - is that Ange or Demis Roussos?"

sundaeg1rl commented on Tarnished Tween Queen Miley Cyrus Caught Eating Her Clothes Off

"Camwhore as an artform."

sundaeg1rl commented on Is Britney Spears Plotting A Comeback In The Perilous Land Of The All-You-Can-Eat $4.99 Buffet?

"She's the only one who parades around in her undies, yet she doesn't have her own lingerie line yet."

sundaeg1rl commented on Orlando-based pop svengali

"25 years."

sundaeg1rl commented on So there was this legendary

"I'd like to see Phil Spector and Gary Glitter choppered off to a remote island and left to rot/battle out the crazy."

sundaeg1rl commented on Kat Von D Now Fucking Nikki Sixx

"Blimey, Nikki Sixx is now into lookalike trannies?"

sundaeg1rl commented on Acting: The Job So Easy, A Monkey Can Do It!

"I pity the fool who has to work inside Madonna's crotch."

sundaeg1rl commented on Acting: The Job So Easy, A Monkey Can Do It!

"@pureblarney: Oh, me too!"

sundaeg1rl commented on When In Cannes, Angelina Jolie Does As The Topless Cannesians Do

"Oh dear god, how am I supposed to get any work done now???"

sundaeg1rl commented on PETA's Nominees For Sexiest Male Vegetarian Could Use Some Meat

"@ClipOnGirl: Shamefully, the only thing I know him from is Elf."

sundaeg1rl commented on Jennifer Aniston Uses Patented Demi Moore Boy Toy Magnet: The Bikini

"Is that man sniffing Jen's butt in the last pic?"

sundaeg1rl commented on Teri Hatcher: Ear Rapist

"Princess Chelsea has the look of Paris Hilton about her."

sundaeg1rl commented on Jennifer Lopez's Contractor Summoned From Birthday Dinner With His Dying Mother

"@maxfield1: Alternatively, take the David Blaine approach and just stare into her eyes for as long as possible. Or avert your gaze to a spot just behind her."

sundaeg1rl commented on Justin Timberlake Thinks 'Madge Or Whatever She Calls Herself' Isn't Nearly As Hip As He Is

"Madonna in 'no saucy songs' shocker!"

sundaeg1rl commented on We Do!

"Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous!"

sundaeg1rl commented on Portia De Rossi-DeGeneres The Happiest Girl In The Room

"Well, this is fantastic news all round!"