Comments from 7th Floor King Dingaling

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Meet Your New Editor(s)

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:27:11 PDT

As long as balls deep doesn't go away, I'm cool

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on "In Baseball, The Goal Is To Go Home ... To Be Safe At Home"

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:56:56 PDT

@Weed Against Speed: I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm going to kill all 3 of us

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on After 18 Holes, It's Now Sudden Death At The U.S. Open

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:23:22 PDT

@drew.catt: I'd never get hired. There are no basements in Houston.

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on After 18 Holes, It's Now Sudden Death At The U.S. Open

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:18:15 PDT

Fuck me. I'm about to go postal on my whole office for not letting me watch this

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Mediate's up by one going

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:57:15 PDT

I'm about to shit my pants. Hitting refresh on a scoreboard sucks worse than the Astros starting pitching

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Ron Zook Is Spreading Democracy

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:38:38 PDT

But did he water ski behind the aircraft carrier?

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on MLB.tv Ignores The Existence Of Barry Bonds And Sammy Sosa

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:27:07 PDT

@Christ Sabo:
What is this Family Guy you speak of? I am not familiar with it.

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on MLB.tv Ignores The Existence Of Barry Bonds And Sammy Sosa

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:08:18 PDT

@44 in a Row:
Damn it!

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on MLB.tv Ignores The Existence Of Barry Bonds And Sammy Sosa

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:07:47 PDT

Brian : Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.

Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation.

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on University Of Nevada's Football Players Lack Adequate Driver Designation Skills

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:41:09 PDT

Did Weintraub write that?

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Terrell Owens Can't Seem To Avoid Getting Photographed Near Jiggling Buttocks

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:37:49 PDT

The guy behind TO is very worried about the mole on the girl's ass. He is studying it intently.

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on That's One Way To Protest A Call

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:08:03 PDT

and DUCK!

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on That's One Way To Protest A Call

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:07:55 PDT

We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke...

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on ESPN Confusingly Rids Itself Of Mark Madden's Vileness

Wed, 28 May 2008 15:42:22 PDT

"Perhaps ESPN's proper but somewhat belated dismissal also will serve as a warning to some of the mean-spirited, frequently irresponsible shock-jock broadcasters who talk sports, politics or whatever in radio studios all across the country (are you listening Michael Savage?) Maybe they'll now think twice before spewing their venomous remarks."

You damn right! Fuck free speech! Who needs it anyways? We should all say what you think is acceptable! You fucking idiot.

Is that venomous enough for you?

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Thu, 22 May 2008 09:15:03 PDT

Can't stop Bryant. That's why they call it rape, after all

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Wed, 21 May 2008 09:24:41 PDT

@Burning River:
Good to see we are on the same page

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Wed, 21 May 2008 09:22:37 PDT

Butterbean vs McCready... This is another super heavyweight match

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Jose Canseco Is Anxiously Awaiting YOUR Email

Wed, 21 May 2008 09:04:30 PDT

Low blows would do no good considering what the steroid use has done to his testicles.

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Yeah, Peyton Doesn't Believe Favre Either

Tue, 20 May 2008 12:46:54 PDT

I think they are both sitting on the crapper

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on The Lions Continue To Be A Feel-Good Story In Detroit

Tue, 20 May 2008 10:39:19 PDT

Why do we treat the customers this way? Fuck em, that's why

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee

Mon, 19 May 2008 15:41:17 PDT

Is this the newest piercing craze?

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Thu, 15 May 2008 09:50:18 PDT

when something obvious happened, something else obviously happened as a result

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Ken Griffey Jr. Is Quite The Rapscallion

Thu, 15 May 2008 08:59:49 PDT

Did anyone else read "penises" instead of "pennies" and get really confused for a second?

Just me?

I'll show myself to the door.

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Our Long National Nightmare Might Really Be Over

Wed, 14 May 2008 16:40:12 PDT

My dad picks out who I date, too

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Reggie Miller Does Not Believe In Shot Glasses Or Belvedere

Wed, 14 May 2008 16:16:11 PDT

Is that Dana Jacobson?

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Who's Quitting Now? Annika Sorenstam, Among Others

Wed, 14 May 2008 14:01:58 PDT

I don't quit. I'm just going to work less for the same amount of money. --Simmons

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on And Toward Me He Charged: Charles Haley's Bananas

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:35:43 PDT

The real question is did you put the hooker on his tab too?

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?

Fri, 09 May 2008 08:52:33 PDT

@Secret Identity:
I want to get this out there:I think you're full of shit.

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?

Fri, 09 May 2008 08:51:30 PDT

He probably should find out the percentage of pro athletes that can actually read.

Although I've heard Oden can read cave drawings very well.
/obligatory

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit

Thu, 08 May 2008 13:56:17 PDT

@Barry Lutz:
Mr. Burns'd

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit

Thu, 08 May 2008 13:54:21 PDT

I prefer dotting my Is with hearts

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Charles Barkley Admits To Dumbassery

Thu, 08 May 2008 07:37:07 PDT

I hated Anchorman, but I loved this. What a bunch of knuckleheads. Turrble.

A+ I love it

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Like Zombies And Hillary Clinton, Brett Favre Will Not Go Away

Thu, 01 May 2008 14:53:44 PDT

He wants to put that interception record waaay out of reach

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Like Zombies And Hillary Clinton, Brett Favre Will Not Go Away

Thu, 01 May 2008 14:49:56 PDT

he's a gunslinger, you know.

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Female Athletes Play Fair And Keep Things In Perspective. How I Loathe Them

Thu, 01 May 2008 10:04:57 PDT

As the trio reached home plate, Tucholsky said, the entire Western Oregon team was in tears.

And that's why I can't take women's sports seriously. Adam Morrison is the only person that cries in sports.

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Female Athletes Play Fair And Keep Things In Perspective. How I Loathe Them

Thu, 01 May 2008 09:47:17 PDT

I could never take softball seriously because the wear visors instead of hats.

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Thu, 01 May 2008 09:34:07 PDT

If the Celtics wanted to win in 4 they should have scored more points than the Hawks in each of the games when the time expired. --Dagoat3224

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Tyler Hansbrough Regrets NOTHINGGGGGG!!!!!!

Thu, 01 May 2008 09:01:47 PDT

@Stay Away From Oprah: Oops

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Tyler Hansbrough Regrets NOTHINGGGGGG!!!!!!

Thu, 01 May 2008 09:01:28 PDT

@DumpsterDining: SAE, check yesterday's pic

7th Floor King Dingaling commented on Tyler Hansbrough Regrets NOTHINGGGGGG!!!!!!

Thu, 01 May 2008 08:59:39 PDT

We only care about this picture because Tyler Hansbrough is a hardworking white balcony jumper. When was the last time a hardworking black balcony jumper was on the front page of deadspin?