<![CDATA[Comments from Sweet Panda Love]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Sweet Panda Love]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on New Batch Of 'Project Runway' Contestants Desperate To Coin Next Sassy Catchphrase Sensation]]> Fashion - it's what's for dinner!

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Diablo Cody, The People's Oscar Winner, Will Gladly Sign Your Testisatchel]]> Hasn't she gone away yet?

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on All Work And No Play Makes For A Pretty Awesome Kubrick Ad]]> The miracle of panda...eaaagh!

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Tiny Handlers In Eddie Murphy's Head Prevent Him From Attending 'Meet Dave' Premiere]]> So, in fact, Eddie Murphy is not in his own head but has instead crawled up his own ass.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Shaken Hollywood Discovers Grim Reality That Actors, Stuntmen are Mortal]]> And this is why it's a lie when someone claims that they do "all their own stunts."

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Breakthrough Awaits Talented Hollywood Hamster]]> This is exactly how my friend found a rabbit for a video job. The rabbit's owner said the rabbit would appear in any filmed venture - except porn.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Is Bravo Trying to Kill Off 'Project Runway' Before It Heads to Lifetime?]]> You'd think they'd wanna milk Heidi Klum for all she's worth while they've got her...why not even show the new batch of designers? It's like they want to pretend this season isn't even happening.

And by happening, I of course mean trees are making us kill ourselves with neurotoxins for a day. Pardon me while I jump in the panda enclosure at the zoo...

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Will Smith And Dave Letterman Finally Break The Sexual Tension]]> @TheQuestion: I always thought Scientology was the big closeted claxon.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on This Week In Tabloids: Why Barack Loves Michelle; Angelina Is Anxious Or Adopting]]> @The Merovingian Princess: What the fuck are you talking about?

First, the hermaphroditic Jamie Lee Curtis tale has been so oft repeated as to clearly be urban legend. She's been married long enough to the adorable intelligent Christopher Guest that I'm sure she has all the parts she should have. And if your only proof is her gender-neutral name, then her sibling Kelly must also have confused genitalia.

And I'm not endocrinologist, but I'm pretty sure that if Michelle Obama were the sort of secondary sex-characteristic displaying shemale that you are suggesting she is that she would have been unable to bear children. Which she has.

And even if I'm wrong on the biological count, you're still a mouth-breathing moron.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on The Curious Case Of The Fake Defamer 'Bruno' Title That Ate The Internets]]> Ha! Joke's on them - it's a leather vest, not a mesh t-shirt.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on This Week In Tabloids: Why Barack Loves Michelle; Angelina Is Anxious Or Adopting]]> @Triphena: Actually, from what I've read, McCain had a pretty standard mid-life crisis, decided to make up for lost time and dumped his wife for a younger model while still married. Even Ross Perot said it.

I mean, it's okay for her to stick by him when he's in captivity and injured but apparently her asking for the same kind of respect and loyalty in return is no match for the almighty cock lust.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Exclusive: Dr. Drew Gives Defamer The Lowdown On The Tom Cruise/Joseph Goebbels Controversy]]> @Rodeo Queen: Exactly my thoughts! Where's Tom Cruise to personally - PERSONALLY - get Jeff off drugs?

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Meryl Streep More Flexible Than We'll Ever Be]]> Sweet Jebus, I remember being amazed seven years ago in the Shakespeare in the Park production of "The Seagull" when she did a cartwheel.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Tom Cruise's Lawyer Suggests Dr. Drew Better Suited To Host History Channel's 'Nazi Rehab']]> @el smrtmnky: Hey, when Tom dispense unqualified psychiatric advice, it's totally different! It's because he cares.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Tom Cruise's Lawyer Suggests Dr. Drew Better Suited To Host History Channel's 'Nazi Rehab']]> @CourageousCoward: Maybe Dr. Drew can counter-sue!

Also, overreactions to suggestions that you're a needy weirdo and Scientology is a cult - with a dash of Godwin's Law thrown in - just cement the public's opinion of the Cruise Crazy Train.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Hey--Deericorn!]]> Also - Seth, I love you.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Hey--Deericorn!]]> That's just a faux-hawk!

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Jeremy Piven Takes It Upon Himself To Cast New 'Entourage' Star After One Too Many Fruitinis In First Class]]> A natural bookend to the Busey cameo.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Are Janeane Garofalo and Henry]]> I love me some Garofalo.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on 'Atonement' Director Calls Off Wedding In Story Too 'Seinfeld' To Be True]]> @a cake: Yeah, but she knew he was gay in college. Really, a successful gorgeous Oxford grad like Ms. Pike should be able to do much much better.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on 'The Happening' Finally Screens For Critics And The Results Are Not Pretty]]> The larch.

The larch.

The larch.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Pandas Off The Hollywood Endangered List]]> @Desk_hack: I sure hope so. Better pandas than zebras.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Pandas Off The Hollywood Endangered List]]> Let it be known by the Monday morning haul - everybody likes fucking pandas! Let that obscene gerund mean whatever you want it to mean.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Word Of The Day]]> This ain't exactly a vocab stretch to anyone who's taken Latin. And for those worrying about sexism in the concept or definition, you might notice there is no female equivalent aside from "married" - why not work yourself into a lather over that?

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Entire Internet Calls Bullshit as Peter Bart Goes to War For 'Valkyrie']]> 'Cause nothing says "good movie" to me like two pushed release dates and reshoots. All this flick needs is five more credited screenwriters and then we'll know for sure it's awesome!

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Katie Holmes Poised To Make Her Broadway Escape In 'All My Sons' Revival]]> Right. Just like Julia Roberts was the best possible actress for the role in her Broadway debut. Please, we can all spot the stunt casting a mile away, and don't reference The Ice Storm even though it's one of the best movies she was in - her role was tiny. At least go with her forgettable turn in Wonder Boys.

And Xenu spare us - don't let Tom decide he wants to hit the boards now too. TOM CRUISE IS - WILLY LOMAN.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Interwebs Conspire To Prevent Amateur Pornographer Bill Shatner From Getting Laid]]> Dear Troubled:
You've got low self esteem, baby. You're a fantastic fuck.
xx
Elizabeth

Dear Anorexic:
I used to LOVE Doggie Chow!
xx
Elizabeth

Dear Sexually Confused:
I'm erect - why aren't you?
xx
Elizabeth

Dear Virgin:
THRUST IT! THRUST IT! THRUST IT!
xx
Elizabeth

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Andy Dick Completely Ruins Local Dog's Dinner Party]]> How awkward, on a scale of 1 - eleventy billion do you suppose it is when that girl has sex with someone for the first time?

"Oh, who's that?"
"Rachel Ray."
"Rachel Ray?"
"You know! 30 minute meals, $40 a day, Dunkin' Donuts."
"Rachel Ray..."
"She's that shrill annoying talk show host who seems hopped up on Adderall."
"The garbage bowl lady?"
"Right! I have a big freakin' tattoo of her on my back!"
"Um...riiiiiight...I have to go now."

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Ego Consumes M. Night Shyamalan in Latest, Not-So-Twist Ending]]> Hey, as a director, I don't object to using his name to sell something - he's not untalented. It's just when I see his name up there as writer that I panic and run in the other direction, flailing my arms and shrieking.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Hollywood 2: Dawn Of The Ladies]]> @CourageousCoward: I had a box of banana walrus wafers while watching SatC, a steal at 79 cents.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Breaking! Angelina Jolie Proud Mother To Two More Healthy Baby Blobs: UPDATE]]> @ObtuseIntolerant: Not whiny? May I beg to differ?

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Defamer Exclusive! Two More Alternate 'Lost' Season Finale Endings!]]> This is apropos of nothing, really, other than seeing a coffin, but did you know that Wayland Flowers was buried with Madame?

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Breaking! Angelina Jolie Proud Mother To Two More Healthy Baby Blobs: UPDATE]]> Later this afternoon she'll be photographed in a bikini telling us all how she lost the baby weight.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Easy-Meal Jihadist Rachael Ray Promised 72 Extra-Virgins In Paradise]]> Calling out from the minarets of extremist mosques everywhere, it is the slogan of Islamist jihad: TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS.

I wish Michelle Malkin would be devoured by wolverines. Even more than I wish Rachel Ray would. Because really, when was the last time corporate America slipped pro-terrorist messages into their advertising?

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Breaking: Clay Aiken Pregnant!]]> Whimper.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Divorce Filing Contains All The Stuff You'd Rather Not Know About Bill Murray]]> What's with the correlation between on-screen charm and off-screen assholism?

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Let Donna Martin Eat!]]> The menu tells me the stretch chili cheese dog is the most popular one. Well played, Tori. Although I'm assuming she hired someone to wait in line for her.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Premiere Nightmare, Lack of Testicles Leave 'SATC' Fighting Two-Front War]]> @Mel Gibstein: I just feel like most women of that demographic are the sort to be more like "Oh my god! The Sex and the City movie is out! Oh, I so want to see that but it's my cousin's bar mitzvah in Denver this weekend, I can't go! Let's go next weekend!"

Or some other crude stereotype like that. I think nerds prioritize movies in their schedule more. I speak as a nerd.

]]> <![CDATA[Sweet Panda Love commented on Premiere Nightmare, Lack of Testicles Leave 'SATC' Fighting Two-Front War]]> @Mel Gibstein: But not being nerds, do the women and gays have as much of a fetish for seeing something opening weekend? There might not be a massive drop because the audience could be spread out over more weekends.

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