Sweet Panda Love commented on Gamut Of Implant Technologies Gather To Celebrate A Newly Anointed Playmate Queen, at 1:41 PM on May 9 @Seth: I give to you, Seth, my A-material. more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on 'Bioshock' Eludes Uwe Boll's Kiss Of Hacky Death, at 1:31 PM on May 9 A real life Bourne Identity...Contestants are given amnesia then forced to run from assassins? more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on Gamut Of Implant Technologies Gather To Celebrate A Newly Anointed Playmate Queen, at 12:47 PM on May 9 @NoWireHangers: Coochie coochie coo! Or in terms of this picture, more aptly: Hoochie cooter cooties. more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on Gamut Of Implant Technologies Gather To Celebrate A Newly Anointed Playmate Queen, at 11:52 AM on May 9 I'd say she's Ciccolina plus another Hot Lips - Sally Kellerman. more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on 'Racer' Vs. 'Vegas': Which Would You More Rather Skip To See 'Iron Man?', at 11:21 AM on May 9 With such wit, why are so many print venues axing their critics? more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on Lindsay Lohan's Intolerable Shit Costs Her 'Manson' Role, at 11:20 AM on May 9 I hope "starlet non grata" officially enters the lexicon. And I think the most important lesson to learn in Hollywood is: be pleasant to work with. more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on So, You Wanna, Like, French After This Take?, at 5:31 PM on May 8 Why don't we go back to my place and I'll clapper the bored out of you? more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on Are Scientology Moms Katie Holmes And Leah Remini Feeding Their Kids Toxic 'Hubbard's Formula'?, at 5:28 PM on May 8 I don't have children, but I do let a three year old run my house...she never pays the cable bill on time, and it's always smeared with jam. more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on 'NY Times' Riles An Already Grumpy, Taco-Deprived Population, at 6:50 AM on May 8 @Little Mintz Sunshine: Would a bacon-covered hot dog be the equivalent of triple homicide to Kosher Kops? Walkin' the beat Separatin' cheese and meat You might go treyf Or they might just save your liiiiife Kosher Kops Kosher Kops They're coming for your bacon cheeseburger more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on Glenn Close: Buried Alive!, at 11:39 AM on May 7 @Desk_hack: I'm still waiting for the damn prom. more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on Scarlett Johansson Shows Off New Engagement Ring, But How Does It Compare To Celebrity Rocks Of Yore?, at 11:37 AM on May 7 @snappyface: I can appreciate that. more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on Maggie And Peter Have Got Ramona Covered, at 11:34 AM on May 7 She's one of those kids who looks exactly like whichever parent you're looking at...good thing they're both cute, 'cause that makes her super-cute. more » [jezebel]

Sweet Panda Love commented on Scarlett Johansson Shows Off New Engagement Ring, But How Does It Compare To Celebrity Rocks Of Yore?, at 5:52 PM on May 6 @TryThisAtHome: It bugs the crap out of me. more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on Sumner Redstone Apparently Finds Right Price to Forgive 'Good Friend' Tom Cruise, at 10:10 AM on May 6 My, what a terrible idea. more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers, at 10:03 AM on May 6 Wow, a web site that automatically plays music when you hit it - that was fucking annoying for Geocities-using cat enthusiasts in 1999. Forget the cyclops - I'd be worried about the pack of baying hell hounds that are released if she hits the outside perimeter. more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on As Long As We Hold Hands, They'll Think We're A Normal Couple, at 6:33 PM on May 5 I might believe it if they held hands normally, like a couple. more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on This Is What Happens When You Work With David O. Russell, at 6:26 PM on May 5 @owenmeany: What, a thermometer, because she looks like she has the flu? more »

Sweet Panda Love commented on Jerry Seinfeld Now Topping TomKat's Scientology Recruitment List As Cruise Family Takes Manhattan, at 6:24 PM on May 5 What, the mysterious 11 month beach ball pregnancy is now suddenly accepted as biological fact? more »