jeweltones commented on You Can't Trademark Sexy

"This is like the time Ralph Lauren successfully sued the U.S."

jeweltones commented on Sexual Abuse By Aid Workers Is Underreported In Developing, Struggling Nations

"hmmm, it strikes a hopeful note to me that this report uses such unambiguous language."

jeweltones commented on Reese Wears White Five Days Too Soon

"and white jeans 15 years too late."

jeweltones commented on $52,000 A Month Isn't Enough For Denise Richards

"on a completely different note, I recall Joan Rivers congratulating Steven Curtis Chapman as he arrived at the Grammys a couple years ago."

jeweltones commented on Justine Henin Retires • Basket-Weaving Brings Women Together

"I've got one of those peace baskets and they're pretty awesome..."

jeweltones commented on Overanalyzing the "Bromance"

"My brother and his best friend go to same bar every Sunday."

jeweltones commented on Oh, Really? You Think That's A Good Picture Of Me? Are You Some Sort Of Underminer?

"SHUT UP because your skin. Also, once my coworkers had a contest to see who could bring the ugliest pic of themselves and?"

jeweltones commented on Dear Ben: Seriously, Next Time, F*** Wall Street.

"$100 a barrel, not a gallon."

jeweltones commented on Creepy PSA On Sexual Abuse Will Leave You Feeling Violated

"HAHH I was just recalling this morning the time my dad's friends tried to get my brother and me to take a bath together so he could video it, when we were 12 and 10."

jeweltones commented on What We'll Miss About Anthony Minghella

"Variety says a brain hemmorrhage following neck surgery."

jeweltones commented on Anthony Minghella, the Oscar-winning

"@cellochick: was so pissed, the one that broadcasts Met HD around here isn't showing Boheme!"

jeweltones commented on Anthony Minghella, the Oscar-winning

"@cellochick: Oh thanks, maybe I'll be there..."

jeweltones commented on Anthony Minghella, the Oscar-winning

"@brendastarlet: Yes, I am fearing some godawful hemorrhagic virus or something available in Botswana..."

jeweltones commented on Anthony Minghella, the Oscar-winning

"@brendastarlet: UGH fuck you for bringing that memory back!"

jeweltones commented on Anthony Minghella, the Oscar-winning

"@bellethellama: I forgive "The English Patient" because of the mind-bending genius that was "Mr."

jeweltones commented on How Many "Crazy Girls" Are Really Wandering This Earth Anyway?

"@BrianVan: are you married yet?"

jeweltones commented on Study: Men Are More Attracted To Women With Lighter Skin

""research shows he exudes sex appeal" is the best caption ever."

jeweltones commented on "He Took Me In His Arms, And Staring Into My Eyes, He Said Words That Took My Breath Away"

"@langtry: haha, and that was damn funny!"