<![CDATA[Comments from hissykitty]]> <![CDATA[Comments from hissykitty]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on Mischa Barton, Free As A Bird]]> Now she needs a visit from the fashion police

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on Gun Champion and Sometimes Actor Charlton Heston Dead at 83]]> I suppose now you can pry that gun from his cold dead hand now huh.

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on Meet The Woman Robin Williams Is Banging]]> @Scooter34:
I call bullshit on this
oterwise every porn star, gay man & Greek woman would also own shares in depends

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on George Clooney Predictably Charming on Letterman]]> He is modelling himself more & more on Cary Grant et al including the whole ambiguous sexuality angle.

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets]]> Does she get to keep Suri when the contract is finished or like Nicole will she just leave the kid with him in exchange for an obscene amount of money?

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on Behold! 'The Moment Of Truth!' Destroyer Of Lives!]]> Another show which proves that there are too many Americans who will do pretty much anything to get their 15 min of fame on the Tee Vee, even better if the dangle of cash is included.
Who cares really if they may destroy the relationships & lives of themselves & people around them.

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on Ali Lohan May Have Gone Under The Knife At 14; Color Us Unsurprised]]> She was much prettier & had potiential to grow up to be quite attractive.
But she looks like one of those ugly twins from that bad little 90's Irish girl pop group Bewitched
They also looked 35 at 15 & not in a good way either.

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on State of Alabama to Gamble Pensions on Your Willingness to Pay $35 For a Movie]]> They have this sort of thing here in Australia
It's called gold class Cinema & the Ticket includes unlimited popcorn & softdrink the seats are in giant armchair twins with your own sidetable to place your goodies on you can also have cheese,wine & beer as well
There is also usually a nice bar area in the Gold class foyer
This kind of cinema experience is popular for newly dating couples.

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on Poor Drunk Bastard Not Likely to Fuck With Willie Nelson's Little Girl Again]]> See Daddy you should pitched me to play Daisy Duke
not that wimpy bitch Jessica

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on But Don't You Know Who I Am?]]> Every time I see that ugly oversized sunnies I always sing the Mortien jingle

Louie the Fly, I'm Louie the Fly
Straight from rubbish bins to you!

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on The Spears family is never]]> I bet she now realizes that NOTHING she does
not even getting knocked up before her seventeeth birthday could ever upstage Britney in the (im)fame(y) game!

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on Breaking Report Confirms AWOL Child Star 'Mama Dakota' is Safe, Still Working]]> Once her orthodontic issues have been sorted & if she avoids the pitfalls of bad plastic surgery,drugs ( Hello MK & Ashley)etc
I think Miss Dakota will grow into quite a classic old fashioned beauty especially if she keeps that divine skin
If she avoids the pitfalls I predict the next Cate Blanchette is her future.

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> You'd think with all that money & the fact that Demi obviously has some of the finest plastic surgeons on speed dial, that they could do something with those poor girls.

Note to Brad & Ange having your own biological children does not mean they will be genetically blessed with your post surgery looks.

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on James Caan Gracefully Slides Further Into His Cranky Old Man Phase]]> I have to agree with him about the pants thing.

Pet hate
wankers who wear their jeans so low they actually sit below their underpants.

Pretty funny when said losers trousers fall off in public though

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on Sometimes, You Just Have To Make A Deal With The Devil]]> How many poor defenceless nylons had to be sacrificed to make his hideous outfit that wouldn't be out of place on an old yiddish man in Boca

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on Can't Stop The Jenner]]> I'd wear the Paris Hilton shoe range.....

If I was a ladyboy named Cremeofsumyungguy

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on All The Excitement And Thrill Of Watching Keith Urban Perform Puts Nicole Kidman Right To Sleep]]> It's just her face melting as she can't have the botox now she's breeding.

]]> <![CDATA[hissykitty commented on "Almost Any Girl With A Dick In Her Mouth Could Be Mistaken For Lindsay Lohan"]]> Everybody seems to be forgeting that "saint" Paul was the one who divorced Heather not the other way round.
I don't think she was an angel by any long shot, but most of the stuff they accuse her of happened before she lost her leg in that accident with the police motorcycle.
After that she turned her life around & became a charity worker who worked alongside none other than the late Princess Diana.
"saint" Paul was also considerate enough to have the divorce papers delivered to her while she was recovering from major surgery (having another section of her amputated leg removed) so yeah I'd say he was a swell empathetic kinda guy,
Yeah she's a bit demented but wouldn't you be if you were suddenly the most hated & vilified woman on the planet just for having the gall to marry a saggy old rich man & bear his child.
I was appalled personally at the fact he was chasing some young fluff the same age as his oldest daughter less than a year after the love of his life died,
yeah he's a real prince.

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