Oxycontinmoron commented on Eight Things Every Aspiring Paparazzo Should Be Aware Of

"Tom, I've done the research."

Oxycontinmoron commented on Aaron Eckhart's 'Dark Knight' Oscar Campaign Jump-started By Loud-Mouthed Sports Columnist

"Next up, the cast of the View talks this years top round draft picks. EH: Well he seems like a fine, upstanding christian man. SS: Girl, he may be a fine Christian, but he is NOT a fine enough nigga to be wearin' them tight pants! EH: Why do you always have to go there?!"

Oxycontinmoron commented on Jamie Lee Curtis Announces Home Economics-Stimulus Plan For Struggling Electorate

"@elanmilo: It's a quote from "Superbad" and I'm an excellent cook."

Oxycontinmoron commented on Oh, So That's Who The Boss Was!

"America Ferrera is shocked to discover one of her castmates has broken the "ugly-ass ballet flats only" policy."

Oxycontinmoron commented on Jamie Lee Curtis Announces Home Economics-Stimulus Plan For Struggling Electorate

"Counterpoint from Jonah Hill: Look, we all know Home Ec."

Oxycontinmoron commented on The Dog Days Of Summer

"She sure keeps Justin on a short leash, doesn't she?"

Oxycontinmoron commented on Feds Attach Lovesick Anne Hathaway to 'Princess Diaries 3: The Oily Years'

"Will they be calling the inevitable Made for TV Movie, "Benny and the Jets?!""

Oxycontinmoron commented on Miley Cyrus ('Slut!') And Seven Other Casting Ideas For MTV's 'Rocky Horror' Remake

"Seth Green is a marvelous choice."

Oxycontinmoron commented on Bloody SAG Coup Could Result In Banana Actor Republic

"@sanyucat: (Reference to Christian Bale.)"

Oxycontinmoron commented on All Foxy Vampire Roads Lead Back To Countess Angelina's Castle

"If the question is "which one do you want?" my answer is C."

Oxycontinmoron commented on Bloody SAG Coup Could Result In Banana Actor Republic

"¡Vive de largo la revolución!"

Oxycontinmoron commented on Daddy, Do I Really Have to Wait in Line?

"@el smrtmnky: But it's good that we polarize on the important issues, inspiring opinionated thought meant to galvanize one another, no?"

Oxycontinmoron commented on Estelle Getty's Death Reduces YouTube Eulogist To Puddle Of Tears

"@Little Mintz Sunshine: Yes, and when presented with that, let us not forget the inevitable follow up question, "And what did he die of?""

Oxycontinmoron commented on Will Smith Up, Ladies Down on Forbes's Annual List of Stupid-Rich Stars

"Three words: Grand Theft Movie"

Oxycontinmoron commented on Get It Together, Linds! Sam Wears Hats In The Relationship

"Think laterally, people."

Oxycontinmoron commented on Amy Winehouse's Proud Parents Adopt Sober Wax Likeness

"What's that dripping out of it's nose???"

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""well there's a matress party going on later on tonightand everyone's invited plus you, you know, you know, you can't stop me i'm partial to your lips and your eyesthey both compliment your thighs ohhh those thighs" Wait, what?"

Oxycontinmoron commented on Why Does It Say Insufficient Funds? Why?

""Whoooo Boy!"