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""I warned you about the snakes out here."

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"I call this photo, "Setting Up for the Party." (subtitle: Ryan's soires post-Reese are obviously a lot less swanky.)"

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"That quote doesn't explain how he managed to work an immortality clause into his contract; it merely speaks to the tennous hold he has on his few remaining years on earth."

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"...But a good day to die."

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"The bus is Star Line."

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