Oxytone commented on PETA Would Rather Tinker With Sharon Stone's Brain Than Wear Fur

"Hey Peta: the 8th graders at the junior high called, they want their insults back."

Oxytone commented on Corey Haim Peers Through The Defamer Looking Glass, Darkly

"Woah Defamer, good job!"

Oxytone commented on A Superflack Scorned

"Man, that's funny that that self overhyped hack Lucas is calling someone unattractive. HAHAHAHAHA!"

Oxytone commented on Meat Lover Jessica Simpson Becomes Latest Celebrity To Face Snarky Wrath Of PETA

"Every time a PETA activist or celebrity spokesperson opens their mouths or puts words to writing, the more I crave a nice, bloody steak. Keep it up PETA, you just make me want to eat meat even more!"

Oxytone commented on Clint Eastwood Would Like Spike Lee To Shut His Face Right About Now

"@elanmilo: Funny, because he's been pretty solidly married to his wife Dina for a few years now."

Oxytone commented on Clint Eastwood Would Like Spike Lee To Shut His Face Right About Now

"I adore Clint."

Oxytone commented on Do Not Leave Jonathan Rhys Meyers Alone With Your Puppy. He Will Eat It.

"Friends of mine who've had dog meat say it's quite tasty although on the greasy side. Here, Frecklepup, have a roast leg of dog."

Oxytone commented on Cash-Waving Craigslist Player's Fury: 'These Photos Are Mines'

"You know what I love most?"

Oxytone commented on A Quick Guide to David Cook and This Season's Other Instant Stars

"Eh."

Oxytone commented on Usher Is Definitely Not Our Boo

"@yvonnjanae: Last I heard, Hiphop didn't include actual singing."

Oxytone commented on Contestant's Werecoyote Secret Revealed On Shocking 'Bachelorette' Premiere

"Was he saying something?"

Oxytone commented on Bill Murray's 'Stupid Country Bumpkin' Look Doesn't Impress Greta Scacchi

"Eclectic collection of friends?"

Oxytone commented on Tom Cruise Gifts Beckhams With One-Way Ticket To Hubbard's House Of Horrors

"Ah, if only the home were in Guerneville..."

Oxytone commented on It's Dov Charney's World And We're All Just Living In It

"That was all kinds of awesome!"

Oxytone commented on The Gay Hip Hop Book, Revealed: Actors, Rappers, And A 'Megastar'

"@T.: Well then, it's a good thing that I'm already out of the closet then!"

Oxytone commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Abs Are Living The American Dream

"@BlackFlag55: It's OK BlackFlag55, I know it's hard being aligned with a group of people who are the same end of the rope as Al Qaeda and the Taliban, but there's no need to start crying."

Oxytone commented on Will Larry King Pass The Softball- Lobbing Torch To Ryan Seacrest?

"I guess CNN is trying to end the show without breaking King's heart."

Oxytone commented on Rustle through your closet

"And always be prepared to touch the wang of Dov Charney."