If so, my bad. I'm DirecTV and could'a swore it was in the upper - non-HD - channels.

As for those who don't have HD, I will say a short prayer for them that they see the light and move over to where all of Bryant's warts and pimples may be clearly seen...

I'll bet we'd all go along way in this regard if we banned leaf blowers.

They're noisy, blow-out hydrocarbons with as much enthusiasm as they do leaves, raise and distribute copious amounts of dust, and do nothing to actually increase our health through good'ol exercise.

At least when you're raking, you can have a conversation with your neighbor. Try that while blowing leaves all over hell...

Forget being "Internet savvy." That thing would confuse a computer scientist...

Even if she sucks, she's simply following the company line on the budget numbers.

So much easier than burning those calories chasing ambulances...