<![CDATA[Comments from Julio Allison]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Julio Allison]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Emily Gould Handles Her Own PR, Calls Out <i>Everyone</i>]]> I just don't care.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Snark Break]]> Are you sure she didn't accidentally leave it under the table at the club or something?

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Formerly Sad Actress Just Remembered That She's Rich]]> "Maw! MAW!"

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Formerly Sad Actress Just Remembered That She's Rich]]> Grandma's gone off her meds again.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on The Law of Diminishing Mike Myers Comedy Returns]]> He was funny for the '90s era, I think. Something about his brand of humor hasn't kept all that well. I don't know what.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Formerly Sad Actress Just Remembered That She's Rich]]> Mona Lisa Smile 2: Alcoholic Boogaloo

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Formerly Sad Actress Just Remembered That She's Rich]]> "I love you, Chunk."

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on The One Where They Hold Out For $10 Million Each]]> Do Ross and Rachel get together?

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Vanity Fair Curses A New Generation of Demi-Stars]]> @Go Like Hell Machine:

If you hate Gossip Girl so much, I feel it is my duty to inform you that said TV show informs approximately 50% of Gawker's content on a given day. Even between seasons, apparently.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Why Canada Sucks For Gadget Lovers]]> @URLyAdopter:

Maybe Nortel should first try making the land line phone of theirs that I use at work at least partially functionally intuitive -- that, and figure out how to write a user manual in English instead of hieroglyphics or whatever you call the alien interpretation of English it is that they currently use.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Please Welcome the Malcolm Gladwell Backlash]]> The only things I thin-slice are my deli meats.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Why Canada Sucks For Gadget Lovers]]> @Yekrut:

They'll find a way to hack it, but you'll probably have to pay a premium for the hardware without a plan.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on <i>Gossip Girl</i> Actor Wants to Be Respected For His 'Acting']]> @HK_Guy:

Uhuh.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Why Canada Sucks For Gadget Lovers]]> @Dan Nosowitz:

Can't think of any others off the top if my head, but Blackberry's kind of a biggie.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on <i>Vanity Fair</i>'s Young Hollywood Royalty: Rich and Thick]]> I so don't see the comparison between Michael Cera and the McLovin kid.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Emily Gould's Memoirs]]> @AnnaFreud:

What gives you the impression that talent matters?

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Why Canada Sucks For Gadget Lovers]]> Also, this is what the city of Buffalo is for...in fact, it is rumored, the only reason Buffalo exists as all.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Why Canada Sucks For Gadget Lovers]]> "Canada doesn't produce its own electronics..."

Isn't RIM in Canada -- in Waterloo, Ontario?

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on <i>Gossip Girl</i> Actor Wants to Be Respected For His 'Acting']]> Yeah, acting's hard -- all the memorizing lines, then reciting the words like you mean it. That's some heavy lifting.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on The Ironic Moustache Tat of Tomorrow]]> I'm totally gonna drag one of my passed-out buddies into this parlor and get a big cock and balls tatted across his front teeth. Then I'll do a keg stand. YEEEAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH Whutup Dallas Fort Worth!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on <i>Gossip Girl</i> Actor Wants to Be Respected For His 'Acting']]> "Chase Crawford" must be a stage name, unless this kid was raised poolside at a country club in the Hamptons.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Vanity Fair Curses A New Generation of Demi-Stars]]> Contemporary American pop culture is the "snot mark", you fucking old fart.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Emily Gould's Memoirs]]> Despite my personal opinion of her writing -- which is admittedly based on a limited sampling -- the fact is, she got the NYT piece in and then struck while the iron was hot with a proposal ready to go. She probably wouldn't have gotten such a generous advance had she shopped the novel six months or a year from now.

There's evidence of strategy here, a sign of good hustle, and I can totally respect that.

Congratulations, Emily!

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Vanity Fair Curses A New Generation of Demi-Stars]]> Gossip Girl gets a suspicious amount of ink for a show with such shitty ratings. Can anyone explain to me the huge media/PR investment in this crap show?

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on The Cinema: Posthumous Oscar Watch]]> Nicholson was awesome in the original movie - it was just a PG take on the material.

I have no doubt heath will kick ass in the iteration.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape]]> @PimpMyCouch:

You're a strange animal -- that's what I know.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape]]> @Pope John Peeps II:

It's okay. In the meantime, I'll work on getting someone to use that song in something and give them lots and lots of money for the rights.

Oh, and no MSTRKRFT. Okay, maybe a bit of MSTRKRFT. Guilty pleasure.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape]]> @Pope John Peeps II:

If I were, hypothetically of course, cutting a movie trailer for some sharp Hollywood thing like Sin City 2 or some shit, I would totally snap up the opening bars of "Lost in the Plot" for the cool action montage part.

But yes, they are sorely underrated. Almost got through during that short-lived "Montreal scene" bullshit a few years back. Will check out your mix!

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape]]> "Helpless" by Neil Young must appear on that tape. At the end -- like the downer feeling at the end of the party in the early morning hours where everyone starts to go home and your drugs start to wear off.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape]]> @Pope John Peeps II:

"Lost In The Plot" by The Dears! PLEASE?!

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on The Nail In The Coffin For Amy Sacco?]]> Which goes to prove my theory that success in the New York restaurant business can be fleeting.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape]]> @PimpMyCouch:

Ha! That's like the only song I know by her -- but yeah, it's pretty awesome.

Hell, give me a couple harmonized Woah-Hoah's in the chorus and I'm good for few OV by the pool. Or a soda, which I might as well go for.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape]]> Lee fucking Aaron already.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape]]> Chris Sheppard!

What's up, celebration generation?!

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape]]> @Lycosidae:

If I had a rocket launcher for every time somebody made that allusion...

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape]]> "Claire" by the Rehostatics (sp?) Dare you to find it.

And please keep 54/40 off that motherfucker.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape]]> Someone add "Taking Care of Business". With a straight face.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape]]> NO FEIST!

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Madonna Planning Divorce]]> @DaeSu:

Maybe the two things are related.

]]> <![CDATA[Julio Allison commented on Of Death and Catapults]]> This Hez did seem oddly touchy about Mrs. Lodwick -- but then again, there's something quite noble in dying for advocating proper manners.

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