<![CDATA[Comments from metroville]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/defamer.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from metroville]]> http://defamer.com/commenter/Johnny http://defamer.com/commenter/Johnny metroville commented on 'W' Gets Weirder as Lionsgate, Oliver Stone Agree to Outrageous Five-Month Turnaround @gwendemarco: You have confusacated me with your strategerally jumbled post. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice...fool me twice...uh, y'know...I won't git fooled again!

]]> http://defamer.com/389106/w-gets-weirder-as-lionsgate-oliver-stone-agree-to-outrageous-five+month-turnaround#c5626985 http://defamer.com/389106/w-gets-weirder-as-lionsgate-oliver-stone-agree-to-outrageous-five+month-turnaround#c5626985 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:23:17 PDT metroville commented on Satan's Bloodthirsty Minions Prepare to Sell 'Donnie Darko' Sequel at Cannes Perhaps even more disturbing is another project on Velvet Octopus' slate, mentioned in the Screen Daily piece, that appears to meld Garfield with "College Fuck Fest."

]]> http://defamer.com/389077/satans-bloodthirsty-minions-prepare-to-sell-donnie-darko-sequel-at-cannes#c5625735 http://defamer.com/389077/satans-bloodthirsty-minions-prepare-to-sell-donnie-darko-sequel-at-cannes#c5625735 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:18:31 PDT metroville commented on Guess The Celebrity Nape! Let's all just take a moment to remember what really matters, here: Biff Tannen is starring with Matt Damon in a Steven Soderbergh film.

]]> http://defamer.com/388278/guess-the-celebrity-nape#c5583078 http://defamer.com/388278/guess-the-celebrity-nape#c5583078 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:00:42 PDT metroville commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day "Good to see Harry Connick, Jr. play a song after Katrina."

]]> http://deadspin.com/387933/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5580856 http://deadspin.com/387933/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5580856 Wed, 07 May 2008 14:55:35 PDT metroville commented on So, We're Going To Do The Sequel, Right? I Really Like Being In Movies That People Actually See Surprised to see that the WWF's Nikolai Volkoff has joined the ranks of the paparazzi.

]]> http://defamer.com/388139/so-were-going-to-do-the-sequel-right-i-really-like-being-in-movies-that-people-actually-see#c5580676 http://defamer.com/388139/so-were-going-to-do-the-sequel-right-i-really-like-being-in-movies-that-people-actually-see#c5580676 Wed, 07 May 2008 14:46:54 PDT metroville commented on Hawks Exit Stage Left @algiers4: I got Ken Tremendous' point (the Tolstoy line), and I got Jeffrey Ross' (the Bea Arthur joke)...I'm just wondering if you're ever going to get back to your own point.

Or did you not have one to begin with, save for an absurd generalization expressed with all the thought and panache of a remedial fourth-grader?

]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5519146 http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5519146 Sun, 04 May 2008 20:19:51 PDT metroville commented on Hawks Exit Stage Left @algiers4: If Tolstoy had believed himself to be as true a representative of literature as you fancy yourself to be of the blogosphere, he would have had the good sense to fuck himself.

]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5518283 http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5518283 Sun, 04 May 2008 18:06:51 PDT metroville commented on Hawks Exit Stage Left @algiers4: Buzz Bissinger thanks you for validating his opinion of the level of discourse on this website.

Go Celtics. (And Red Sox and Patriots and...uh, the hockey team--Brown Bears or something--and...is there a soccer team? Them, too.)

]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516924 http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516924 Sun, 04 May 2008 13:57:42 PDT metroville commented on Sacha Baron Cohen's New Guy Is Tall Bay-bee? Ruuuuth.

]]> http://deadspin.com/386856/sacha-baron-cohens-new-guy-is-tall#c5512714 http://deadspin.com/386856/sacha-baron-cohens-new-guy-is-tall#c5512714 Sat, 03 May 2008 18:10:53 PDT metroville commented on America Keeps Working On Its High Five At least when Red Sox fans miss high-fives, we have the excuse of being blind drunk.

]]> http://deadspin.com/386538/america-keeps-working-on-its-high-five#c5503693 http://deadspin.com/386538/america-keeps-working-on-its-high-five#c5503693 Fri, 02 May 2008 14:46:03 PDT metroville commented on Brave Harvey Fierstein Refuses to Be Adam Sandler's Token Gay @saltwater: The prophecy has been fulfilled.

]]> http://defamer.com/386281/brave-harvey-fierstein-refuses-to-be-adam-sandlers-token-gay#c5483259 http://defamer.com/386281/brave-harvey-fierstein-refuses-to-be-adam-sandlers-token-gay#c5483259 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:13:26 PDT metroville commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day "Had the Celtics both time-traveled and taken five games to to win a series in four games, I probably would have had to reconsider my whole 'X'- and 'Y'-axis theory." - ReneDescartes

]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5477536 http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5477536 Thu, 01 May 2008 10:59:04 PDT metroville commented on They Sure Don't Make Them Like They Used To @potohead1: I almost had a stroke, but then I didn't... @SanFranBetsu: And then I did.

]]> http://defamer.com/385709/they-sure-dont-make-them-like-they-used-to#c5458594 http://defamer.com/385709/they-sure-dont-make-them-like-they-used-to#c5458594 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:10:42 PDT metroville commented on Ex-LAPD Chief Daryl Gates Still Slaying 'Em at the Movies Oh, sure...highlight the bad things Gates said about black people. For your information, he was also known to speak glowingly about African-Americans' jumping ability as well as their rhythmical prowess.

]]> http://defamer.com/385446/ex+lapd-chief-daryl-gates-still-slaying-em-at-the-movies#c5442812 http://defamer.com/385446/ex+lapd-chief-daryl-gates-still-slaying-em-at-the-movies#c5442812 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:17:29 PDT metroville commented on 'Towelhead' Trailer Conveniently Distills Repugnant Alan Ball Effort to Two Minutes That trailer is as discomfiting to behold as what's become of the quality of the comments on this website.

]]> http://defamer.com/384813/towelhead-trailer-conveniently-distills-repugnant-alan-ball-effort-to-two-minutes#c5412991 http://defamer.com/384813/towelhead-trailer-conveniently-distills-repugnant-alan-ball-effort-to-two-minutes#c5412991 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:40:35 PDT metroville commented on How The 'NY Times' Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Grove Two paragraphs on Abercrombie & Fitch (revealing the author's fixation on shirtless men) and nothing on the movie theatre, still the best reason to visit the Grove? Those liberal elites just don't understand us in the heartland.

]]> http://defamer.com/384315/how-the-ny-times-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-the-grove#c5387393 http://defamer.com/384315/how-the-ny-times-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-the-grove#c5387393 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:35:48 PDT metroville commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day "How many triple-doubles will it take for our homes to be rebuilt?" - ResidentsOfTheActualCalliopeHousingProjectsThirdWard

]]> http://deadspin.com/383047/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5339192 http://deadspin.com/383047/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5339192 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:47:44 PDT metroville commented on The Cubs Are Enjoying Their Solid Start Kerry Wood dislocated his shoulder posing for that picture.

]]> http://deadspin.com/382507/the-cubs-are-enjoying-their-solid-start#c5321577 http://deadspin.com/382507/the-cubs-are-enjoying-their-solid-start#c5321577 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:26:27 PDT metroville commented on Inglorious Bastardization Laura Branigan: Returns Her Shoulder Pads

]]> http://deadspin.com/382579/inglorious-bastardization#c5321550 http://deadspin.com/382579/inglorious-bastardization#c5321550 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:24:52 PDT metroville commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day "After a demoralizing career decision, Al Pacino has to solve his own murder within 88 minutes."

]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5319872 http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5319872 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:03:15 PDT metroville commented on No Eternal Return For Bruins A riot? Over hockey?

Clearly, the people of Canada wanted it more.

]]> http://deadspin.com/382466/no-eternal-return-for-bruins#c5310523 http://deadspin.com/382466/no-eternal-return-for-bruins#c5310523 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:27:59 PDT metroville commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day "ALF is my cat-sitter choice, but I'm not going to give him Whiskers just yet."

]]> http://deadspin.com/381954/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5297074 http://deadspin.com/381954/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5297074 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:10:54 PDT metroville commented on Defamer Visits The Dark Underbelly Of The Marilyn Monroe Collectibles Circuit Worst-case scenario, you guys will just have to change the site's name to "Famer".

]]> http://defamer.com/381190/defamer-visits-the-dark-underbelly-of-the-marilyn-monroe-collectibles-circuit#c5253051 http://defamer.com/381190/defamer-visits-the-dark-underbelly-of-the-marilyn-monroe-collectibles-circuit#c5253051 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:56:57 PDT metroville commented on Media Approval Ratings: Joe Morgan I was somehow able to disapprove twice, but that's the least Joe Morgan deserves.

]]> http://deadspin.com/379903/media-approval-ratings-joe-morgan#c5207640 http://deadspin.com/379903/media-approval-ratings-joe-morgan#c5207640 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:43:18 PDT metroville commented on Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN @Dread-Pirate-Dave-Roberts: But in Rice's and Buckner's defense, they (along with Dennis Eckersley) actually wore their current hairstyles in the 80s. Boggs' offering is, quite perplexingly, a fresh look for him.

]]> http://deadspin.com/379447/wade-boggs-and-his-mullet-appear-on-espn#c5189607 http://deadspin.com/379447/wade-boggs-and-his-mullet-appear-on-espn#c5189607 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:29:31 PDT metroville commented on He Looks Just Like Mo Vaughn This would be charming if it were, say, an eight-year-old doing it.

Thirty-year-old? Somewhat less so, although it does bring a lot more of the "crazy hobo" vibe to the table.

]]> http://deadspin.com/379202/he-looks-just-like-mo-vaughn#c5169981 http://deadspin.com/379202/he-looks-just-like-mo-vaughn#c5169981 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 13:47:40 PDT metroville commented on Philosophical Uwe Boll Suddenly Knows Why You Hate Him Making Mini-DV Videos at Home with Ketchup and My Little Brother--isn't that a Mitch Albom title?

]]> http://defamer.com/378489/philosophical-uwe-boll-suddenly-knows-why-you-hate-him#c5133888 http://defamer.com/378489/philosophical-uwe-boll-suddenly-knows-why-you-hate-him#c5133888 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:59:03 PDT metroville commented on Clint Black, Living Proof That Dying Is Easier Than Comedy What's all the fuss about? I thought that Nissan Murano was hilarious!

]]> http://defamer.com/377996/clint-black-living-proof-that-dying-is-easier-than-comedy#c5113085 http://defamer.com/377996/clint-black-living-proof-that-dying-is-easier-than-comedy#c5113085 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:24:30 PDT metroville commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day DasTar HeelAgain, you can lower your arm now. You're alone, and no one is going to high-five you for that comment.

]]> http://deadspin.com/377243/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5083039 http://deadspin.com/377243/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5083039 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:11:44 PDT metroville commented on Brendan Fraser and The Rock To Fight C.O.B.R.A., Sing Y.M.C.A. They really seem to have that casting flipped. Could Fraser not grow a full beard? Even if so, I can't imagine that a prosthetic one would have been more expensive than the fake muscles they must've had to outfit him with.

]]> http://defamer.com/375901/brendan-fraser-and-the-rock-to-fight-cobra-sing-ymca#c5018151 http://defamer.com/375901/brendan-fraser-and-the-rock-to-fight-cobra-sing-ymca#c5018151 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:04:01 PDT metroville commented on You Know It's A Slow News Day When... He'll always be MacGyver's wacky friend to me.

]]> http://defamer.com/375749/you-know-its-a-slow-news-day-when#c5016762 http://defamer.com/375749/you-know-its-a-slow-news-day-when#c5016762 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:22:11 PDT metroville commented on 'Superbad' To Receive Extremely Lame Parody Treatment From The Dudes Who Make Those Extremely Lame Movie Parodies Given their level of comedic instinct and storytelling ability, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer should work exclusively in hard-core pornography. Aren't a lot of those "film"-makers sociopaths?

]]> http://defamer.com/375863/superbad-to-receive-extremely-lame-parody-treatment-from-the-dudes-who-make-those-extremely-lame-movie-parodies#c5015580 http://defamer.com/375863/superbad-to-receive-extremely-lame-parody-treatment-from-the-dudes-who-make-those-extremely-lame-movie-parodies#c5015580 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:21:42 PDT metroville commented on Brian Kenny's Media Approval Rating Went Up A Little Bit Kenny would have had an easier time interviewing "Leon."

]]> http://deadspin.com/375556/brian-kennys-media-approval-rating-went-up-a-little-bit#c5007630 http://deadspin.com/375556/brian-kennys-media-approval-rating-went-up-a-little-bit#c5007630 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:52:01 PDT metroville commented on Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets The family-mandated hairstyle is necessary to allow one's head to fit in the special helmets onboard Xenu's spaceship.

]]> http://defamer.com/374840/katie-holmes-haircut-turns-cruise-family-into-identical-triplets#c4974811 http://defamer.com/374840/katie-holmes-haircut-turns-cruise-family-into-identical-triplets#c4974811 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:30:04 PDT metroville commented on Eric Gagne, A Still Life @MiggytheTiggy: Daly will have to wait in line behind the dissenters from the realm of baseball. First up: Bartolo Colon, the Jogging Cow.

]]> http://deadspin.com/374656/eric-gagne-a-still-life#c4974783 http://deadspin.com/374656/eric-gagne-a-still-life#c4974783 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:28:12 PDT metroville commented on The Deer Penis Diaries Some one should fight this ruling in court, and then we'll have Deer Jurisprudence.

]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974710 http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974710 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:22:44 PDT metroville commented on Of Course He Pulled It Off Renee's making her threesome face.

It looks exactly like all her other facial expressions.

]]> http://defamer.com/374450/of-course-he-pulled-it-off#c4974193 http://defamer.com/374450/of-course-he-pulled-it-off#c4974193 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:54:08 PDT metroville commented on Brad Pitt Unfazed By Ex's 'Echo' You failed to mention the real casting coup of the Soderbergh project, that being one Tom Wilson.

Butthead.

]]> http://defamer.com/374743/brad-pitt-unfazed-by-exs-echo#c4972431 http://defamer.com/374743/brad-pitt-unfazed-by-exs-echo#c4972431 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:37:55 PDT metroville commented on John Cusack Rebuffs Fan's Attempts To Touch His Light, Heat It looks cold and unpleasant on paper, but the right trailer voiceover artist could take the phrase "She was a transient in the Santa Monica area..." and really make it sparkle.

]]> http://defamer.com/374703/john-cusack-rebuffs-fans-attempts-to-touch-his-light-heat#c4970032 http://defamer.com/374703/john-cusack-rebuffs-fans-attempts-to-touch-his-light-heat#c4970032 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:15:12 PDT metroville commented on In a fairly unprecedented "I want to be clear that no one ordered me to apologize."

When one's family has been kidnapped, ransoming is more of a trade proposal than an outright command.

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