<![CDATA[Comments from J.D.Regent]]> <![CDATA[Comments from J.D.Regent]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Judge Judy Vs. The YouTube Divorce Lady, Tricia Walsh-Smith]]> I'm not even a Judge judy fan but i really think this is your ideal medium. you should write graphic novels!!!

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Why Don't More Chicks Believe In Life On Other Planets?]]> Also most of the men I know who "believe" in the possibility of aliens seem to justify it in like a statistical way, very abstract. Except people who have been like experimented on and shit, which I figure has to be repressed memories of childhood abuse. Right? Is that ignorant?

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Why Don't More Chicks Believe In Life On Other Planets?]]> But don't you think women are more likely than men to believe/have experiences with ghosts? Maybe we just have different ways of framing phenomena.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Dita Von Teese Is On The Ropes]]> @formerlyzivah: in some way i respect someone who has gone through so much pain and effort and attention to detail in order to"model" or dance or whatever than some little 20 year old who is just hot by design, even though I don't think I would even DIET for money, much less attach steel cages to my torso. dita earns every penny she makes!!!

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Dita Von Teese Is On The Ropes]]> @citrus_buddha: I feel sure she has an ornate system of torture devices at home that warp her body into those beautiful shapes. I danced ballet in point shoes for a decade and the result is my feet look like troll hooves; how she wears those heels constantly and still looks like a delicate flower must be a satanic pact of some sort.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Why Is It That Elaine Donnelly Can't Stop Thinking About Gay Sex?]]> @Lymed one week of hell left: as long as you continue to be straight as long as you hold a gun, I think this is actually legal under Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Just tell your "man" to butch it up a little and no one will be able to tell.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Why Is It That Elaine Donnelly Can't Stop Thinking About Gay Sex?]]> @Lymed: less than one week left: I think I'll take my chances in the afterlife THANKS

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Why Is It That Elaine Donnelly Can't Stop Thinking About Gay Sex?]]> @Lymed one week of hell left: I've heard Jewish lesbians have poor spatial reasoning. You wouldn't be able to tell from the studies because they are trained not to answer polling questions accurately (this was a real argument he made).

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Why Is It That Elaine Donnelly Can't Stop Thinking About Gay Sex?]]> @PilgrimSoul: Yeah then this guy called in to say he was a conservative republican vet who was for repealing don't ask don't tell, which was kind of nice, but then he said it was because we have way bigger problems, such as consensual sex between heterosexual soldiers. Which, what do I know, maybe is true, but I immediately thought, really? A bigger problem than all the NONCONSENSUAL sex in the military? Jeesh.

Also the military guy made a HUGE point about how the other countries were FORCED to integrate because of some disgusting human rights rulings. And we all know human rights are totes incompatible with good policy, because good policy must come from non-evidence based biases instead.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Why Is It That Elaine Donnelly Can't Stop Thinking About Gay Sex?]]> oh man i heard this military guy on NPR this morning TRYING so hard to say why accepting gays in the military is bad for cohesion despite 24 other countries doing it with nary a negative report among them, including such PANSY ASS militaries as Great Britain and Israel, and the guy was like, let's be honest, there is a reason America's military is the best in the world, (and then basically said) and it AIN'T BLACK LESBIANS HUGGING EACH OTHER AND GIGGLING. Which I found HILARIOUS because is there really ANY evidence that the US armed forces are superior to GREAT BRITAIN and ISRAEL? Come on dude.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Are You Still Judging Your Friends' Music Tastes?]]> @chichismcgee: omg i kind of DO love reggaeton. but i think it is like stockholm syndrome from hearing it at high volume, non stop in my neighborhood.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on How To <i>Really</i> Push Away A Pickup Artist]]> @AlltheGinJoints: Maybe that's why I didn't have more friends in law school.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on This Week In Tabloids: Matthew McConaughey's Son, Angelina's Fake Baby, Sarah Jessica Parker's Cheating Husband]]> @PilgrimSoul: I thought she learned investing from her embezzling father. Not that she is not herself a genius. I really liked Virgin Suicides. I'm seriously not dogging either of them, just pointing out a type.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on This Week In Tabloids: Matthew McConaughey's Son, Angelina's Fake Baby, Sarah Jessica Parker's Cheating Husband]]> @Easybreezy: @Mazikeen: @AthertonMerriweather: oh right. to my eye that was more of a friendly fling though. she's a bit too um, spirited, for Spize in my estimation. I feel a little nauseous that I actually am able to formulate such a belief, and yet I feel quite confident I am correct.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on This Week In Tabloids: Matthew McConaughey's Son, Angelina's Fake Baby, Sarah Jessica Parker's Cheating Husband]]> Michelle Williams and Spize Jonze are a good match. I like her, but she shares in common with Sofia Coppolla that sort of dazed, rich-but-nice, talented-but-weirdly-boring-and-passive way about her. Wait, who did he date in between? There was someone else famous I feel. Also remember when Sofia dated Quentin Tarantino for a second? Weird. So many daddy issues.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on This Week In Tabloids: Matthew McConaughey's Son, Angelina's Fake Baby, Sarah Jessica Parker's Cheating Husband]]> @FromTheTulleShed: her cue cards

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on This Week In Tabloids: Matthew McConaughey's Son, Angelina's Fake Baby, Sarah Jessica Parker's Cheating Husband]]> ps, do i have to be the first one to register surprise that Matthew Broderick's choice of cheating partners was a woman? Is he in like super deep cover?

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on This Week In Tabloids: Matthew McConaughey's Son, Angelina's Fake Baby, Sarah Jessica Parker's Cheating Husband]]> Sienna definitely likes pushing the boundaries of taste with her relationships, but the only pictures I have seen of her and Balthazar Getty (who, ew, totally deserves her) are like super zoom shots of them on like a boat. I don't think being on a boat off the Amalfi coast necessarily counts as "flaunting it." Where are they supposed to hook up, Sing Sing?

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on This Week In Tabloids: Matthew McConaughey's Son, Angelina's Fake Baby, Sarah Jessica Parker's Cheating Husband]]> Audrina Partridge is way too young for the body of a 43 year old post op.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on The Dollar May Be Low, But Heels Are High, And Getting Higher]]> i must say i enjoy the cartoony platform heels that are in right now more than scary pointy stillettos.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on The Dollar May Be Low, But Heels Are High, And Getting Higher]]> well hell, since we're making 20 less cents an hour than we were six years ago and dropping out of the workforce in record numbers, who needs sensible flats to walk to work? we can sit around the house in unwalkable heels paid for with credit cards who jack up our rates when they see us buy retread tires with them. when function fails, try fashion!

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Rielle Hunter And John Edwards Are Made For Each Other]]> @formerlyzivah: unless you wanted to fuck a presidential nominee. although, granted, "monica lewinsky" didn't sound like a stripper name until she made it so.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Rielle Hunter And John Edwards Are Made For Each Other]]> I just hope Elizabeth's boyfriend is wicked hot and like 22. Perhaps a flamenco guitarist, a la Sadie Frost.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Rielle Hunter And John Edwards Are Made For Each Other]]> i won't believe it until Elizabeth Edwards tells me to.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Warren Jeffs Indicted On Child Sex Charges…Again]]> @Brigit: yes the skin does have kind of a post-chemical peel quality, but i'm also seeing eyelid lift, rhinoplasty, and something weird going on with his jaw. braces? i'm imagining it happened when he was on the lam. if there is ever a "good" excuse for cosmetic surgery being on the lam has to be it.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Warren Jeffs Indicted On Child Sex Charges…Again]]> I really feel like that man has had some ill advised plastic surgery.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Tough Questions]]> Yo but has anyone seen Cindy's makeover? She looks a LOT better. They must have put Naomi Wolf on the job.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Heidi Fleiss' Gender—Not Her Record—Is Keeping Her From Opening That Stud Farm]]> I recently met a female pimp and she was such a nice lady, I was thinking how much better her skills could be utilized selling to women instead of selling to men.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Thoughts On The Roman Catholic Womenpriests…]]> @clevernamehere: I agree, I'd rather have an upgrade for sisters and mothers than some weird schism where some women are priests and some are nuns.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Thoughts On The Roman Catholic Womenpriests…]]> @Mercutia: man that would make me so happy i might just sign up meself.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Thoughts On The Roman Catholic Womenpriests…]]> @clevernamehere: yeah when she conceives Jesus it is almost an anti-rape or pro consent narrative where she has to accept. She questions the angel and decides to go forward.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Thoughts On The Roman Catholic Womenpriests…]]> @J.D.Regent: fuck, immaculate conception i mean. im kinda rusty.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Loose Lips]]> @Gingerlime: to me those two could be brother and sister. The cheekbones and deep set eyes. Have they reproduced?

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Thoughts On The Roman Catholic Womenpriests…]]> @intheskywithdiamonds: I'm not sure about this...doesn't the miraculous conception teaching contradict this? Mary was holy from conception all by herself, not through getting fucked by the Holy Spirit only.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Thoughts On The Roman Catholic Womenpriests…]]> @Sev: on the other hand i am annoyed that the article quotes like, the Catholic League as some authority. I do NOT need to be taking theology lessons from the freaking Knights of Columbus Right to Life League of Cincinnatti, Ohio, thanks.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Loose Lips]]> Dude remember how like two years ago he and Diane got into some brawl and there was a domestic violence charge that got dropped? I heard the bar fight was about some racist thing that was said to Jeffrey Wright, but I think it's safe to say he has a temper. Also, he is filming an Oliver Stone movie. I'd probably be at my most belligerent too.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Thoughts On The Roman Catholic Womenpriests…]]> @FroderickFronkensteen: Yeah, you mean like Pope John Paul's writing about the "genius" of women is their capacity to "receive?" Lie back and think of Rome, ladies.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on Thoughts On The Roman Catholic Womenpriests…]]> Whoa, is automatic excommunication a thing? I need to inquire about the status of my communion. You think they keep a ledger, like Santa Claus?

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on How Many Days Of Master Cleanse Would It Take You To Reach Your Driver's License Weight?]]> @eleanorstrousers: that is the most terrifying thing I have ever heard.

]]> <![CDATA[J.D.Regent commented on How Many Days Of Master Cleanse Would It Take You To Reach Your Driver's License Weight?]]> I have a weird habit of ADDING weight to my drivers license. Like, room to grow, or something.

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