Hart88 commented on Finish Off What's Left Of Corey Haim With 'Corey Vs. Corey' Virtual Bloodsport

"It's a trick - sadly, you can't kill either of them."

Hart88 commented on How Do Stars Magically Make Baby Weight Disappear? Money, Insanity, And Tons Of Booze

"I see Gwen somehow magically kept the gifts from the Boob Fairy."

Hart88 commented on The Facts About California, Washington's Cell Phone Bans

"Call me a Luddite, but I don't even turn the damn thing on when I'm in the car."

Hart88 commented on Top Ten Best Car Ads Of The 1970s

"This was a tough one."

Hart88 commented on Papa Lohan's Voicemail Lies: 'Everything from now on is between you and me'

"Between Dina and this asshat, it's a wonder the kids haven't consummated a suicide pact."

Hart88 commented on Flack's Denial Pretty Much Confirms Madonna And A-Rod Are Doing It

"Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets."

Hart88 commented on Roush Horse Trainer Is A New Kind Of Pony Car

"@Hart88: Take 2: The New Jersey Amish are a bit different from their Pennsylvania cousins."

Hart88 commented on Roush Horse Trainer Is A New Kind Of Pony Car

"The Amish have gone too far."

Hart88 commented on Prince Charles Converts Aston Martin To Run On Wine

"I suppose it's better than having all the proles go back to the mines so he can run his Range Rover on coal."

Hart88 commented on Probably Not The 2010 Mazda3, But It Sure Is Pretty

"The front end looks very Lotus-like."

Hart88 commented on Sir Malcolm Cambell's Grandson Takes Run At Steam-Powered Land Speed Record

"Hmmmm."

Hart88 commented on Vintage Trailers Brought Back To Life At Former Air Force Base

"I love old Airstreams, but I wonder what the market is like for these right now - $5 gas can't be helping matters."

Hart88 commented on Was Denise Richards a Hooker?

"#4: Alicia Witt?"

Hart88 commented on 1969 Honda 1300

"I'm pretty sure I spotted a Windows icon in there somewhere."

Hart88 commented on Mini Thinks Microsoft Is A Bad Word

"Now I know why I own a Mini."

Hart88 commented on 1984 Chrysler LeBaron: Does The Continental Kit Make It Better?

"Herb Tarlek would love this car."

Hart88 commented on Raffaello Follieri Arrested For Swindling God Out Of His Savings

"CFO of the Vatican?"

Hart88 commented on Corey Feldman's Molester Assistant A Potent Reminder To Always Check References

"...nope, still don't care."