<![CDATA[Comments from Glass_Family]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/defamer.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Glass_Family]]> http://defamer.com/people/Glass_Family http://defamer.com/people/Glass_Family Glass_Family commented on Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs I think it was Roger McDowell.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591824 http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591824 Thu, 08 May 2008 08:21:19 PDT Glass_Family commented on Closing Out This Bissinger Business When is Calipari going to have you whacked? I had no idea he sounded so much like Paulie Walnuts.

]]> http://deadspin.com/386063/closing-out-this-bissinger-business#c5473935 http://deadspin.com/386063/closing-out-this-bissinger-business#c5473935 Thu, 01 May 2008 08:51:42 PDT Glass_Family commented on More Trailer Leakage: Indy's Back! (Again.) Long as you talk about Bissinger's tits and not Rich Garces'

]]> http://defamer.com/385940/more-trailer-leakage-indys-back-again#c5468469 http://defamer.com/385940/more-trailer-leakage-indys-back-again#c5468469 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:10:54 PDT Glass_Family commented on Please Do Not Mock Jim Leyland's Beekeeper Hat Gimme 5 Bees for a Quarter!

]]> http://deadspin.com/385538/please-do-not-mock-jim-leylands-beekeeper-hat#c5459368 http://deadspin.com/385538/please-do-not-mock-jim-leylands-beekeeper-hat#c5459368 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:36:26 PDT Glass_Family commented on Corey Lynch Offers Divine Intervention To The Bengals Corey Lynch can walk on the Ohio River.

Well, ok, anyone can, due to the amount of raw sewage.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384743/corey-lynch-offers-divine-intervention-to-the-bengals#c5415648 http://deadspin.com/384743/corey-lynch-offers-divine-intervention-to-the-bengals#c5415648 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:20:14 PDT Glass_Family commented on 'Hobbit' Director Debate Ignores Critical Fact that 'Hobbit' is Rubbish Wells got to you, didn't he!

]]> http://defamer.com/384303/hobbit-director-debate-ignores-critical-fact-that-hobbit-is-rubbish#c5388048 http://defamer.com/384303/hobbit-director-debate-ignores-critical-fact-that-hobbit-is-rubbish#c5388048 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:45:09 PDT Glass_Family commented on If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo Chris McCandless just rose on the Jets draft board.

]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360935 http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360935 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:00:42 PDT Glass_Family commented on The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Jeff Lageman is impressed with that pick.

]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323877 http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323877 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:47:06 PDT Glass_Family commented on Sadistic 'Idol' Elimination Techniques Fail To Break Spirit Of Littlest Karaoke Soldier David Archuleta Wow, it's just like Tiananmen Square.

]]> http://defamer.com/381174/sadistic-idol-elimination-techniques-fail-to-break-spirit-of-littlest-karaoke-soldier-david-archuleta#c5253055 http://defamer.com/381174/sadistic-idol-elimination-techniques-fail-to-break-spirit-of-littlest-karaoke-soldier-david-archuleta#c5253055 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:57:42 PDT Glass_Family commented on Rickrolling The Baby You know what? Fuck it. I'm man enough to admit, I love that Rick Astley song. Rickroll me all you want, god dammit!

]]> http://defamer.com/380714/rickrolling-the-baby#c5233221 http://defamer.com/380714/rickrolling-the-baby#c5233221 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:59:43 PDT Glass_Family commented on 'LAT' Oscar Blogger Rehashes 80 Year Old Argument For Reasons No One Quite Understands @moochia: "The Crowd" IS really great, but it ain't "Sunrise." Janet Gaynor breaks my heart.

]]> http://defamer.com/380165/lat-oscar-blogger-rehashes-80-year-old-argument-for-reasons-no-one-quite-understands#c5212593 http://defamer.com/380165/lat-oscar-blogger-rehashes-80-year-old-argument-for-reasons-no-one-quite-understands#c5212593 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:34:39 PDT Glass_Family commented on Kristen Wiig, MVP of SNL @Imnotatnbc: I'm on the "every character she does is the same" boat as well, at least from what I've seen of SNL lately, which is roughly one episode.

Can't we all just agree that the "Digital Short" is the only thing remotely worth watching these days? At least beyond the extremely-quotable-but-bizarrely-awful Walken "Googly Eyes on Plants" Sketch.

]]> http://defamer.com/379712/kristen-wiig-mvp-of-snl#c5193224 http://defamer.com/379712/kristen-wiig-mvp-of-snl#c5193224 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:05:25 PDT Glass_Family commented on Rejected Commenter Theater 3: The Rejeckoning If Captain Smith would have approved SWEATWOMAN'S comment, the Titanic might now have sunk...

]]> http://deadspin.com/379476/rejected-commenter-theater-3-the-rejeckoning#c5188620 http://deadspin.com/379476/rejected-commenter-theater-3-the-rejeckoning#c5188620 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:21:21 PDT Glass_Family commented on Erin Andrews' Calves Await Your Scrutiny All for Silas... all for Silas...

]]> http://deadspin.com/379423/erin-andrews-calves-await-your-scrutiny#c5181060 http://deadspin.com/379423/erin-andrews-calves-await-your-scrutiny#c5181060 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:10:46 PDT Glass_Family commented on An Open Letter to P.T. Anderson on the Occasion of 'There Will Be Blood''s Miserable DVD Release @omnomnomnom: I had read that fans were actually quoting PTA's commentary back to him, which freaked him out. Or thought I had read that. Also, I could have sworn there was supposedly SOME behind the scenes stuff on the second disc... shit. I just bought it. But only for $17...

Oh, and full disclosure... Magnolia might be my favorite movie ever.

]]> http://defamer.com/378996/an-open-letter-to-pt-anderson-on-the-occasion-of-there-will-be-bloods-miserable-dvd-release#c5160095 http://defamer.com/378996/an-open-letter-to-pt-anderson-on-the-occasion-of-there-will-be-bloods-miserable-dvd-release#c5160095 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:16:58 PDT Glass_Family commented on Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer? This guy can't have a pleasant odor.

]]> http://defamer.com/378231/natalie-portmans-new-boyfriend-loveable-hippie-or-serial-killer#c5125075 http://defamer.com/378231/natalie-portmans-new-boyfriend-loveable-hippie-or-serial-killer#c5125075 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:55:24 PDT Glass_Family commented on 'Passionate' Edward Norton Quietly Plots Revenge For Stalled Masterpiece 'Hulk' Does Ed Norton press appearances really hold any sway on whether or not the bulk of America will see this movie? Most people are probably still confused when they see Norton without a distressed hat and black vest.

]]> http://defamer.com/378243/passionate-edward-norton-quietly-plots-revenge-for-stalled-masterpiece-hulk#c5125016 http://defamer.com/378243/passionate-edward-norton-quietly-plots-revenge-for-stalled-masterpiece-hulk#c5125016 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:53:35 PDT Glass_Family commented on Bronson Arroyo, advertising Scott Stapp's lookin' pretty good these days.

]]> http://deadspin.com/376568/#c5052122 http://deadspin.com/376568/#c5052122 Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:06:05 PDT Glass_Family commented on Diablo Cody Takes Us to Cafe Triste @Mel Gibstein: ROTJ suffered the worst from Lucas' recuts, especially the axing of the "Yub Nub" song. It's so goddamn triumphant!

]]> http://defamer.com/375421/diablo-cody-takes-us-to-cafe-triste#c4998437 http://defamer.com/375421/diablo-cody-takes-us-to-cafe-triste#c4998437 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:18:10 PDT Glass_Family commented on Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better Belding shows up to feel loved. I used to go to a karaoke bar in Burbank (i know...) and he was there every single time I went. It's the adoration. And the boobies.

]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4986299 http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4986299 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:47:17 PDT Glass_Family commented on Woody Allen Not Satisfied Being American Apparel's Honorary Hebrew Mascot Makes sense. The people who photograph the normal AA ads would probably have sex with their adopted daughters, too.

]]> http://defamer.com/374841/woody-allen-not-satisfied-being-american-apparels-honorary-hebrew-mascot#c4976485 http://defamer.com/374841/woody-allen-not-satisfied-being-american-apparels-honorary-hebrew-mascot#c4976485 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:28:08 PDT Glass_Family commented on 'Babel' Director Heads to Montana For New Anti-Drug Anti-Masterpiece I'm glad I'm not the only one that found those films insufferable.

]]> http://defamer.com/374877/babel-director-heads-to-montana-for-new-anti+drug-anti+masterpiece#c4976434 http://defamer.com/374877/babel-director-heads-to-montana-for-new-anti+drug-anti+masterpiece#c4976434 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:23:18 PDT Glass_Family commented on Congratulations, Sigh, To Bill Self I hope that is a Zook-free water body. No one place can stand so much intensity.

]]> http://deadspin.com/374638/congratulations-sigh-to-bill-self#c4970614 http://deadspin.com/374638/congratulations-sigh-to-bill-self#c4970614 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:33:22 PDT Glass_Family commented on Were Madonna's Muscles Too Masculine For The Cover Of 'Vanity Fair'? Wow, she really looks fit.

Speaking of Fit, have you heard of that sporty little new Honda?

]]> http://defamer.com/374568/were-madonnas-muscles-too-masculine-for-the-cover-of-vanity-fair#c4968614 http://defamer.com/374568/were-madonnas-muscles-too-masculine-for-the-cover-of-vanity-fair#c4968614 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:34:22 PDT Glass_Family commented on As He Was: Remembering The Jeremy Piven Of Yesteryear Wait, he was losing his hair? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

]]> http://defamer.com/374364/as-he-was-remembering-the-jeremy-piven-of-yesteryear#c4956275 http://defamer.com/374364/as-he-was-remembering-the-jeremy-piven-of-yesteryear#c4956275 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:33:40 PDT Glass_Family commented on Why Are Network News Divisions Dragging Their Heels On Converting To HD Programming? I think it's because they don't want you to see the puppeteer's hand that holds Andy Rooney's corpse in his chair.

]]> http://defamer.com/372654/why-are-network-news-divisions-dragging-their-heels-on-converting-to-hd-programming#c4890785 http://defamer.com/372654/why-are-network-news-divisions-dragging-their-heels-on-converting-to-hd-programming#c4890785 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:27:11 PDT Glass_Family commented on Next Up On Port-au-Prince Action News: Your Weather I'm fairly certain you could shoot a gun anywhere in America and graze Paul Prudhomme.

]]> http://defamer.com/372685/next-up-on-port+au+prince-action-news-your-weather#c4890759 http://defamer.com/372685/next-up-on-port+au+prince-action-news-your-weather#c4890759 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:25:28 PDT Glass_Family commented on Id Vicious, Tokyo Police Club, Lisa Lutz Is Id Vicious also performing at "Tobias is Queen Mary?"

]]> http://defamer.com/372667/id-vicious-tokyo-police-club-lisa-lutz#c4889331 http://defamer.com/372667/id-vicious-tokyo-police-club-lisa-lutz#c4889331 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:38:45 PDT Glass_Family commented on When Richie Sambora Gets A DUI, The Jersey Girl Inside Us Dies A Little @TheStarterWife: Well, now I'm just going to have to dig through the Jovi vault to make your day as miserable as mine.

]]> http://defamer.com/372500/when-richie-sambora-gets-a-dui-the-jersey-girl-inside-us-dies-a-little#c4885787 http://defamer.com/372500/when-richie-sambora-gets-a-dui-the-jersey-girl-inside-us-dies-a-little#c4885787 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:50:26 PDT Glass_Family commented on Hit This Truck, Win The Power Of Omniscience Dusty Baker immediately demoted the truck to a used car dealership and replaced it with Corey Patterson.

]]> http://deadspin.com/372461/hit-this-truck-win-the-power-of-omniscience#c4885707 http://deadspin.com/372461/hit-this-truck-win-the-power-of-omniscience#c4885707 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:48:17 PDT Glass_Family commented on STF's Midwest Regional Preview I thought Curry died when Samwise pushed him into the fires of Mordor.

]]> http://deadspin.com/372381/stfs-midwest-regional-preview#c4884992 http://deadspin.com/372381/stfs-midwest-regional-preview#c4884992 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:25:21 PDT Glass_Family commented on STF's Midwest Regional Preview Doesn't Curry get to punch Richards like 50 times for looking at the "hand vagina?"

]]> http://deadspin.com/372381/stfs-midwest-regional-preview#c4884487 http://deadspin.com/372381/stfs-midwest-regional-preview#c4884487 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:09:02 PDT Glass_Family commented on When Richie Sambora Gets A DUI, The Jersey Girl Inside Us Dies A Little He drove full of bad medicine.

]]> http://defamer.com/372500/when-richie-sambora-gets-a-dui-the-jersey-girl-inside-us-dies-a-little#c4884376 http://defamer.com/372500/when-richie-sambora-gets-a-dui-the-jersey-girl-inside-us-dies-a-little#c4884376 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:04:47 PDT Glass_Family commented on Pac Man Jones Played By Bad Party Planners Do what you want, PacMan, but don't drag Young Spoaty down with you.

]]> http://deadspin.com/371970/pac-man-jones-played-by-bad-party-planners#c4866982 http://deadspin.com/371970/pac-man-jones-played-by-bad-party-planners#c4866982 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:02:51 PDT Glass_Family commented on Shayne Lamas Feels Her Hotness Should Exempt Her From Jumping Through The 'Bachelor' Hoops Anyone else remember her from TwentyFourSeven on MTV?

Does anyone remember TwentyFourSeven on MTV? Not that I've watched it or anything. Multiple times.

]]> http://defamer.com/372110/shayne-lamas-feels-her-hotness-should-exempt-her-from-jumping-through-the-bachelor-hoops#c4866923 http://defamer.com/372110/shayne-lamas-feels-her-hotness-should-exempt-her-from-jumping-through-the-bachelor-hoops#c4866923 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:59:27 PDT Glass_Family commented on Join the Quest For Answers in Defamer's John Hughes Q&A Challenge Does Tom Bosley know you raid his wardrobe... and his apppearance?

]]> http://defamer.com/371936/join-the-quest-for-answers-in-defamers-john-hughes-qa-challenge#c4865582 http://defamer.com/371936/join-the-quest-for-answers-in-defamers-john-hughes-qa-challenge#c4865582 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:02:16 PDT Glass_Family commented on It's Ryan Seacrest's World And We're All Just Living In It Someone should give him a mid-day talk show. I'm thinking Fox.

]]> http://defamer.com/371935/its-ryan-seacrests-world-and-were-all-just-living-in-it#c4865392 http://defamer.com/371935/its-ryan-seacrests-world-and-were-all-just-living-in-it#c4865392 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:55:45 PDT Glass_Family commented on Poor Drunk Bastard Not Likely to Fuck With Willie Nelson's Little Girl Again Somewhere, Dalton sheds a single tear.

]]> http://defamer.com/372025/poor-drunk-bastard-not-likely-to-fuck-with-willie-nelsons-little-girl-again#c4865357 http://defamer.com/372025/poor-drunk-bastard-not-likely-to-fuck-with-willie-nelsons-little-girl-again#c4865357 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:54:26 PDT Glass_Family commented on Scientologist-Heavy Fashion Show Fails To Make It Work Did Cruise hire Ribisi for some "Valkyrie" reshoots?

]]> http://defamer.com/371860/scientologist+heavy-fashion-show-fails-to-make-it-work#c4860723 http://defamer.com/371860/scientologist+heavy-fashion-show-fails-to-make-it-work#c4860723 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:20:04 PDT Glass_Family commented on Netflix Site Down; Millions Left To Discover Other Entertainment Options Thank god they got me my copy of "Romeo Is Bleeding" in time...

/puts gun in mouth

]]> http://defamer.com/371664/netflix-site-down-millions-left-to-discover-other-entertainment-options#c4848144 http://defamer.com/371664/netflix-site-down-millions-left-to-discover-other-entertainment-options#c4848144 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:40:17 PDT