<![CDATA[Comments from Cacafuego]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/defamer.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Cacafuego]]> http://defamer.com/people/Cacafuego http://defamer.com/people/Cacafuego Cacafuego commented on Roman Polanski's Victim Apparently a Fan of 'Roman Polanski' Documentary Creepy or sad? You make the call!

]]> http://defamer.com/388742/roman-polanskis-victim-apparently-a-fan-of-roman-polanski-documentary#c5606232 http://defamer.com/388742/roman-polanskis-victim-apparently-a-fan-of-roman-polanski-documentary#c5606232 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:55:37 PDT Cacafuego commented on Star Wars Saga Has An End -- And An Ever-Expanding Middle @1369ic:
Dude. How do you find time to post? I'd think running the Android's Dungeon/castigating 3rd graders for their taste in pop culture would make posting lengthy screeds online difficult. Although knowing you're the same age as I am, if not older, just makes the comments even sadder.

]]> http://io9.com/388254/star-wars-saga-has-an-end-++-and-an-ever+expanding-middle#c5594760 http://io9.com/388254/star-wars-saga-has-an-end-++-and-an-ever+expanding-middle#c5594760 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:01:16 PDT Cacafuego commented on XXX Trek: Even The Klingons Are Afraid Slash fiction in comic book form. Ewww.
So, who is Paramount suing over this?

]]> http://fleshbot.com/388073/xxx-trek-even-the-klingons-are-afraid#c5584043 http://fleshbot.com/388073/xxx-trek-even-the-klingons-are-afraid#c5584043 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:01:11 PDT Cacafuego commented on Star Wars Saga Has An End -- And An Ever-Expanding Middle @1369ic:

Hmm. This statement leads me to suspect that the writer has not watched much besides Star Wars and Star Wars based material, if that is what they consider the height of "creativity". Hint: having fun while watching a movie is not the same as creativity in a movie, although they can coincide.

]]> http://io9.com/388254/star-wars-saga-has-an-end-++-and-an-ever+expanding-middle#c5583956 http://io9.com/388254/star-wars-saga-has-an-end-++-and-an-ever+expanding-middle#c5583956 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:56:01 PDT Cacafuego commented on L.A. Courts Literally Go To Shit As Notorious Director Faces Obscenity Trial A lot of the "scat" artists from the late 1970s & early 1980s contracted AIDS and Hep C, so I guess there is something of a public health concern, outside of the obscenity issue. When I was growing up in the 1960s/1970s this element of the porn industry--scat and beastiality--was so underground it seemed almost apocryphal. Now it seems to be part of every online hardcore website. Ugh.

]]> http://defamer.com/388239/la-courts-literally-go-to-shit-as-notorious-director-faces-obscenity-trial#c5583712 http://defamer.com/388239/la-courts-literally-go-to-shit-as-notorious-director-faces-obscenity-trial#c5583712 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:40:27 PDT Cacafuego commented on Guardian reporter Sean Michaels Don't go there, man. You'll find yourself thinking about the Jodorowsky/HR Geiger version of DUNE that got shitcanned.

]]> http://defamer.com/387834/#c5559677 http://defamer.com/387834/#c5559677 Tue, 06 May 2008 18:07:22 PDT Cacafuego commented on Yoko Ono to Compete in Special Courtroom Episode of 'Win Ben Stein's Money' I think y'all are giving Ben Stein way too much leverage for a junior speech writer. J. Edgar Hoover & Nicxon came up with the enemies list--aas if Nixon needed "help".

]]> http://defamer.com/383770/yoko-ono-to-compete-in-special-courtroom-episode-of-win-ben-steins-money#c5384352 http://defamer.com/383770/yoko-ono-to-compete-in-special-courtroom-episode-of-win-ben-steins-money#c5384352 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:19:53 PDT Cacafuego commented on Why Virgins And Superheroes Shouldn't Mix @dirtybacon:

That's how it works now. Dark Horse, Marvel, DC...all of them would cease to publish without their licensing.

]]> http://io9.com/382917/why-virgins-and-superheroes-shouldnt-mix#c5348789 http://io9.com/382917/why-virgins-and-superheroes-shouldnt-mix#c5348789 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:43:03 PDT Cacafuego commented on Remembering A Simpler Time, When Electronic Checkers Were Just Fucking Checkers I love the fact that the checkers game depicts some dorky looking "king", as if it was one of those Andre Norton or Anne McCaffrey fantasy paperback books from around the same time.
It's FUCKING CHECKERS!

]]> http://defamer.com/382887/remembering-a-simpler-time-when-electronic-checkers-were-just-fucking-checkers#c5348654 http://defamer.com/382887/remembering-a-simpler-time-when-electronic-checkers-were-just-fucking-checkers#c5348654 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:33:49 PDT Cacafuego commented on 'That's So Raven' Star Missing Since Tuesday: Update Can't a guy just go get himself a hooker without people thinking he's been killed or O.D.'d?

]]> http://defamer.com/383383/thats-so-raven-star-missing-since-tuesday-update#c5348411 http://defamer.com/383383/thats-so-raven-star-missing-since-tuesday-update#c5348411 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:17:02 PDT Cacafuego commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats Damn it, the image didn't post. Try again.

]]> http://defamer.com/381526/#c5274718 http://defamer.com/381526/#c5274718 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:19:43 PDT Cacafuego commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats Here ya goat...

]]> http://defamer.com/381526/#c5274710 http://defamer.com/381526/#c5274710 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:18:39 PDT Cacafuego commented on Let's Hear It For The Robot Hall Of Famers @edosan:
Dude, you kind of miss the point--Special Ed teachers have to undergo a LOT of training to keep from slapping "Aspbergy" kids silly, phsyically or verbally. You're not going to find that kind of patience/tolerance with most people. Especially actors.

]]> http://io9.com/380234/lets-hear-it-for-the-robot-hall-of-famers#c5268371 http://io9.com/380234/lets-hear-it-for-the-robot-hall-of-famers#c5268371 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:00:44 PDT Cacafuego commented on Batman: Not R.I.P., But Something Worse? He finds out his parents aren't dead.

]]> http://io9.com/381266/batman-not-rip-but-something-worse#c5268214 http://io9.com/381266/batman-not-rip-but-something-worse#c5268214 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:55:37 PDT Cacafuego commented on 'American Idol' Still Nation's Leader In Production Of Country-Fair-Caliber Entertainers At least it's not the Boat & RV Show.

]]> http://defamer.com/381493/american-idol-still-nations-leader-in-production-of-country+fair+caliber-entertainers#c5267850 http://defamer.com/381493/american-idol-still-nations-leader-in-production-of-country+fair+caliber-entertainers#c5267850 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:42:21 PDT Cacafuego commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats My first exposure to goats was when we went to Six Flags in Dallas and one of the nannies at the petting zoo ate my mother's straw handbag while she wasn't looking. I was looking, but I thought it was funny and didn't say anything at the time. Then again, I was 6.

]]> http://defamer.com/381526/#c5267804 http://defamer.com/381526/#c5267804 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:40:36 PDT Cacafuego commented on Stan Lee Coasts On Past Career To New Superhero Franchise @psych0fred:
Dude, no one 13 or under knows/cares who Stan Lee is. His 'rep' lies with Boomers who read the early Marvels in the early-mid 1960s and are now old enough (and have the jack) to finally get to pal around with their childhood "hero". Think FREE ENTERPRISE, but replace Shatner with a deluded con man.

]]> http://io9.com/380764/stan-lee-coasts-on-past-career-to-new-superhero-franchise#c5253592 http://io9.com/380764/stan-lee-coasts-on-past-career-to-new-superhero-franchise#c5253592 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:43:43 PDT Cacafuego commented on Jason Segel Enters Exclusive Full-Frontal Male Nudity Club In 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' @the cajun boy:
So...how small IS your penis?

]]> http://defamer.com/380622/jason-segel-enters-exclusive-full+frontal-male-nudity-club-in-forgetting-sarah-marshall#c5253456 http://defamer.com/380622/jason-segel-enters-exclusive-full+frontal-male-nudity-club-in-forgetting-sarah-marshall#c5253456 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:31:31 PDT Cacafuego commented on Once Great Actor Reduced To Simple Catchphrase Well, to be honest, he has a few catchphrases:
"Say hello to my leetle friend."
&
"I know it was you, Fredo."
&
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

]]> http://defamer.com/380789/once-great-actor-reduced-to-simple-catchphrase#c5253273 http://defamer.com/380789/once-great-actor-reduced-to-simple-catchphrase#c5253273 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:17:26 PDT Cacafuego commented on Jews Off the Hook At Last as Christian Mini-Moguls Fight Amongst Themselves It might have something to do with the fact that Gibson is actually a talented director and knows how to get performances out of his cast. And that he was able to draw in both Christians-who-only-go-to-Christian movies and the average movie going public. APOCALYPTO was fucking amazing, btw.

]]> http://defamer.com/380465/jews-off-the-hook-at-last-as-christian-mini+moguls-fight-amongst-themselves#c5233622 http://defamer.com/380465/jews-off-the-hook-at-last-as-christian-mini+moguls-fight-amongst-themselves#c5233622 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:36:17 PDT Cacafuego commented on Jason Segel Enters Exclusive Full-Frontal Male Nudity Club In 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' @the cajun boy:
I've never understood why dudes have such problems with looking at other guy's dicks (which are usually No Big Deal), but expect women to have no problems with watching other women doing full-frontal.

]]> http://defamer.com/380622/jason-segel-enters-exclusive-full+frontal-male-nudity-club-in-forgetting-sarah-marshall#c5233574 http://defamer.com/380622/jason-segel-enters-exclusive-full+frontal-male-nudity-club-in-forgetting-sarah-marshall#c5233574 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:31:54 PDT Cacafuego commented on Jason Segel Enters Exclusive Full-Frontal Male Nudity Club In 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' @Carol Gardens:
The full-frontal in WALK HARD had me rolling on the floor.

]]> http://defamer.com/380622/jason-segel-enters-exclusive-full+frontal-male-nudity-club-in-forgetting-sarah-marshall#c5233543 http://defamer.com/380622/jason-segel-enters-exclusive-full+frontal-male-nudity-club-in-forgetting-sarah-marshall#c5233543 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:29:15 PDT Cacafuego commented on Let's Hear It For The Robot Hall Of Famers @kityglitr:
I would imagine having to deal with rafts of "Aspbergy" Trek fans for 20+ years would take its toll on most folks. These guys only totally embrace their typecasting after they Surrender All Hope, like Shatner and Doohan. Imagine how bitter Nimoy would be if he didn't have a directorial success outside of the Trek canon he could point to.

]]> http://io9.com/380234/lets-hear-it-for-the-robot-hall-of-famers#c5231470 http://io9.com/380234/lets-hear-it-for-the-robot-hall-of-famers#c5231470 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:49:12 PDT Cacafuego commented on Five Reasons to Watch Movies that Hurt You, Haunt You, and Make You Want to Vomit "Dagon" by Stuart Gordon was actually a pretty faithful adaptation of the Shadow over Innsmouth, except that Innsmouth has been replaced by Boca Dagon and it's in Spain, not New England.

Hmmm--all this talk about monsters and individuality and gore, but not a
word about evil.

I don't trust people who refuse to watch horror movies or acknowledge the darker side of human nature. It makes me wonder what they're trying not to think about.

]]> http://io9.com/380474/five-reasons-to-watch-movies-that-hurt-you-haunt-you-and-make-you-want-to-vomit#c5231192 http://io9.com/380474/five-reasons-to-watch-movies-that-hurt-you-haunt-you-and-make-you-want-to-vomit#c5231192 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:30:40 PDT Cacafuego commented on Longtime Disney animator Ollie @fuddes:
Actually, I think Johnston is the one standing, not the one sitting. Since they're working on character sheets fro Sleeping Beauty, which was released 49 years ago, and took about 3-4 years to make, so this picture was probably taken in 1955-1956, 53-52 years ago. Which would make Johnston 42-43 years old at the time.

]]> http://defamer.com/380498/#c5230035 http://defamer.com/380498/#c5230035 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:06:28 PDT Cacafuego commented on New Andromeda Strain Will Be More Widescreen And Splodey Than Original I have a sinking suspicion that the female scientist from the original film--who was about as glamorous and attractive as your great aunt, but believable as a scientist-- will be replaced by, oh, Lindsey Lohan or Tara Reid or Jessica Simpson or Jessica Alba...

]]> http://io9.com/380022/new-andromeda-strain-will-be-more-widescreen-and-splodey-than-original#c5209977 http://io9.com/380022/new-andromeda-strain-will-be-more-widescreen-and-splodey-than-original#c5209977 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:09:16 PDT Cacafuego commented on 12 Ways To Prepare For The Next Great Depression @AD8BC:
If your mortage company folds and no one buys your mortage/debt from them (highly unlikely, but not outside the realm of possibility) yes, you would not have to pay anyone and/or take years to be evicted, assuming you keep up on your property tax.

]]> http://io9.com/378581/12-ways-to-prepare-for-the-next-great-depression#c5155936 http://io9.com/378581/12-ways-to-prepare-for-the-next-great-depression#c5155936 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:08:47 PDT Cacafuego commented on Vampirism is a Virus Having lived in New Orleans for 10 years, I can tell you that Katrina was gonna happen, no matter what. The level of incompetence, corruption and stupidity amongst the elected officials of that state, and the city government, is beyond belief.
Funny how everyone wrings their hands about the 9th Ward, but the middle-class neighborhood I lived in--Lakeview--rarely gets mentioned. I guess because the conspiracy nuts can't really make anything out of a bunch of middle to upper middle class white, greek, italian, jewish & black folks getting 10 feet of water through their property.

]]> http://io9.com/378616/vampirism-is-a-virus#c5153291 http://io9.com/378616/vampirism-is-a-virus#c5153291 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:23:32 PDT Cacafuego commented on 12 Ways To Prepare For The Next Great Depression I don't remember my grandparents doing any of things you mentioned in order to survive the Great Depression. Then again, they lived in a small town where things weren't (and still aren't) much different from before the Depression. They had a truck patch--then again, so did most folks--and kept a couple of chickens for meat & eggs. And my grandmother knew how to sew. They didn't hunt, but traded eggs & veggies with relatives who did. And they ate a LOT of fish, which my grandfather loved doing on weekends. My grandma also put up a lot veggies during the summer--canning, preserves, jellies, that kind of thing.

Our society is crippling itself with laziness and reliance on others (ie companies & stores) to do the things we used to do be able to do for ourselves. The majority of 20 year olds nowadays couldn't survive a week without microwave and a touch screen.

]]> http://io9.com/378581/12-ways-to-prepare-for-the-next-great-depression#c5152867 http://io9.com/378581/12-ways-to-prepare-for-the-next-great-depression#c5152867 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:07:34 PDT Cacafuego commented on 12 Ways To Prepare For The Next Great Depression The truth of the matter is that Depressions are a necessary/natural "re-set" button on economies. The fact we have structured our economy to keep depressions from occuring is the reason the cost of living has kept steadily going up since the end of WWII. I grew up in the 1960s. When sodas were a dime. Thirty years before that,when my parents were kids, they were a nickel. Sodas are now--what? A dollar and change?

]]> http://io9.com/378581/12-ways-to-prepare-for-the-next-great-depression#c5152607 http://io9.com/378581/12-ways-to-prepare-for-the-next-great-depression#c5152607 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:58:08 PDT Cacafuego commented on None-Too-Bitter CAA Rep Has Some Choice Parting Words of Advice For Robert De Niro Wait--De Niro wasn't in Anger Management--which one am I thinking of? Hide and Seek! That's it.
I can't blame him for Rocky & Bullwinkle, tho. If you loved the cartoons as a kid, you're a fool for life.

]]> http://defamer.com/378717/none+too+bitter-caa-rep-has-some-choice-parting-words-of-advice-for-robert-de-niro#c5152245 http://defamer.com/378717/none+too+bitter-caa-rep-has-some-choice-parting-words-of-advice-for-robert-de-niro#c5152245 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:44:27 PDT Cacafuego commented on None-Too-Bitter CAA Rep Has Some Choice Parting Words of Advice For Robert De Niro So they're blaming themselves for DeNiro being in Analyze This, Anger Management & Meet The Parents?

]]> http://defamer.com/378717/none+too+bitter-caa-rep-has-some-choice-parting-words-of-advice-for-robert-de-niro#c5152166 http://defamer.com/378717/none+too+bitter-caa-rep-has-some-choice-parting-words-of-advice-for-robert-de-niro#c5152166 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:41:30 PDT Cacafuego commented on Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song So what kind of choreographed stage show will she do to commemorate some celebrity's miscarriage?

]]> http://defamer.com/378858/vanilla-ices-domestic-battery-arrest-reminds-local-news-anchor-of-a-song#c5152062 http://defamer.com/378858/vanilla-ices-domestic-battery-arrest-reminds-local-news-anchor-of-a-song#c5152062 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:38:02 PDT Cacafuego commented on Let's Put Our Worst Foot Forward With Alien Intelligences Why do we expect space-faring aliends to be wise? Technology and wisdom do not necessarily go hand-in-hand, as anyone watching a Young Urban Narcissist piloting their vehicle whie yacking on a cell phone can tell you. As for Voyager--I suspect any alien speices who finds it would think we were exhibitionists and might taste good in butter.

]]> http://io9.com/378546/lets-put-our-worst-foot-forward-with-alien-intelligences#c5137783 http://io9.com/378546/lets-put-our-worst-foot-forward-with-alien-intelligences#c5137783 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:05:04 PDT Cacafuego commented on "Expelled" Conspiracy? Duh. It's a spoof of stupid people. The inclusion of Ben Stein should tell you that much.

]]> http://io9.com/378422/expelled-conspiracy#c5135865 http://io9.com/378422/expelled-conspiracy#c5135865 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:17:23 PDT Cacafuego commented on Laurie Anderson's Petrochemical Arms God, I miss USA's Nightflight. Which was MTV if it had balls.

]]> http://io9.com/378072/laurie-andersons-petrochemical-arms#c5116165 http://io9.com/378072/laurie-andersons-petrochemical-arms#c5116165 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:48:36 PDT Cacafuego commented on <i>W</i> Script: "Don't Get Cute Turdblossom, This Is Serious." "Turd Blossom" used to be a joke name for my dog.

]]> http://gawker.com/5005251/w-script-dont-get-cute-turdblossom-this-is-serious#c5113314 http://gawker.com/5005251/w-script-dont-get-cute-turdblossom-this-is-serious#c5113314 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:36:43 PDT Cacafuego commented on Broadway Audiences Will Soon Learn If Daniel Radcliffe Is Hung Like His Horse Well, it's not like EQQUS is a feel-good play. The awfulness of the crime and the mental condition of the yougn lead make it as pleasant an experience as, say, "The Buried Child".

]]> http://defamer.com/377784/broadway-audiences-will-soon-learn-if-daniel-radcliffe-is-hung-like-his-horse#c5113287 http://defamer.com/377784/broadway-audiences-will-soon-learn-if-daniel-radcliffe-is-hung-like-his-horse#c5113287 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:35:10 PDT Cacafuego commented on Nude Photos of Heather Mills Are Unappealing (And Not Just Because of Her Missing Leg) @girlhowdy:
The whole fucking Eric Clapton issue is more my sore spot with Patti Boyd. She managed to do head trips on both Harrison AND Clapton.

]]> http://defamer.com/377080/nude-photos-of-heather-mills-are-unappealing-and-not-just-because-of-her-missing-leg#c5095990 http://defamer.com/377080/nude-photos-of-heather-mills-are-unappealing-and-not-just-because-of-her-missing-leg#c5095990 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:08:35 PDT Cacafuego commented on The Top 25 Child Stars -Or- How to Turn Your Kid Into An F'ed-Up Commodity Definitely not a well-reasoned list.

]]> http://defamer.com/377394/the-top-25-child-stars-+or+-how-to-turn-your-kid-into-an-fed+up-commodity#c5095970 http://defamer.com/377394/the-top-25-child-stars-+or+-how-to-turn-your-kid-into-an-fed+up-commodity#c5095970 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:05:52 PDT