<![CDATA[Comments from Benovite]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/defamer.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Benovite]]> http://defamer.com/people/Benovite http://defamer.com/people/Benovite Benovite commented on Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW] Uh, apparently you don't know clean people. ^_^

Viva la foot fetish!

]]> http://defamer.com/388635/eva-mendes-realizes-your-wildest-shrimping-fantasies-[nsfw]#c5626467 http://defamer.com/388635/eva-mendes-realizes-your-wildest-shrimping-fantasies-[nsfw]#c5626467 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:53:34 PDT Benovite commented on I Love Your Smile @Mark Graham: Wow that gave me an idea: LobotMyTv!

]]> http://defamer.com/5008348/i-love-your-smile#c5626419 http://defamer.com/5008348/i-love-your-smile#c5626419 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:50:59 PDT Benovite commented on Lindsay Lohan's Intolerable Shit Costs Her 'Manson' Role @kylo4: Aha that's what you think!

Wait until IRON WOMAN triumphantly hits the screen starring Lohan and.. bombs horribly. = (

]]> http://defamer.com/388764/lindsay-lohans-intolerable-shit-costs-her-manson-role#c5615784 http://defamer.com/388764/lindsay-lohans-intolerable-shit-costs-her-manson-role#c5615784 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:48:34 PDT Benovite commented on No Country For Old She-Men That No Country clip is brilliant lol. It highlights how fucking stupid and inane the movie really is.

Now I'm off to write that script about the gay hairdresser assassin..

]]> http://defamer.com/388767/no-country-for-old-she+men#c5615577 http://defamer.com/388767/no-country-for-old-she+men#c5615577 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:42:07 PDT Benovite commented on I Love Your Smile Ladies & Gentlemen we have our Laverne & Shirley.

]]> http://defamer.com/5008348/i-love-your-smile#c5615416 http://defamer.com/5008348/i-love-your-smile#c5615416 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:36:23 PDT Benovite commented on So, You Wanna, Like, French After This Take? I'd kiss you but you've got a little jiz on your lip there.

]]> http://defamer.com/388650/so-you-wanna-like-french-after-this-take#c5615274 http://defamer.com/388650/so-you-wanna-like-french-after-this-take#c5615274 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:31:18 PDT Benovite commented on Rustle through your closet I hear Woody Allen wants to be a store manager.

]]> http://defamer.com/388746/#c5615152 http://defamer.com/388746/#c5615152 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:27:03 PDT Benovite commented on Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW] I think she's a modern day Raquel Welch, only more skankier apparently.

I likes!

]]> http://defamer.com/388635/eva-mendes-realizes-your-wildest-shrimping-fantasies-[nsfw]#c5601946 http://defamer.com/388635/eva-mendes-realizes-your-wildest-shrimping-fantasies-[nsfw]#c5601946 Thu, 08 May 2008 13:38:31 PDT Benovite commented on Katherine Heigl Seeks Escape From Doomed 'Grey's' In Search Of Big-Screen Stardom Great picture.

]]> http://defamer.com/5008308/katherine-heigl-seeks-escape-from-doomed-greys-in-search-of-big+screen-stardom#c5601892 http://defamer.com/5008308/katherine-heigl-seeks-escape-from-doomed-greys-in-search-of-big+screen-stardom#c5601892 Thu, 08 May 2008 13:36:11 PDT Benovite commented on Mike Darnell's Near-Perfect Batting Average Muffed By Passing On 'Big Brother: Muppet Edition' @SanFranBetsu: Carrot Kilmer!

]]> http://defamer.com/388522/mike-darnells-near+perfect-batting-average-muffed-by-passing-on-big-brother-muppet-edition#c5596849 http://defamer.com/388522/mike-darnells-near+perfect-batting-average-muffed-by-passing-on-big-brother-muppet-edition#c5596849 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:03:36 PDT Benovite commented on Josh Brolin's 'W' Glamour Shot Overshadows Critical Dick Cheney Casting Call I was curious how they would pull off big head Brolin looking like W, but I guess if you apply the wig and the pathetic look of having just crapped your pants it can be done.

]]> http://defamer.com/388532/josh-brolins-w-glamour-shot-overshadows-critical-dick-cheney-casting-call#c5595094 http://defamer.com/388532/josh-brolins-w-glamour-shot-overshadows-critical-dick-cheney-casting-call#c5595094 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:12:18 PDT Benovite commented on Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic I need an animated gif of big ass Oprah doing that wobbly two finger thing.

I thought her head was going to explode and she was motioning for the director to cut to another camera.

]]> http://defamer.com/388300/oprah+led-think-tank-deconstructs-mariahs-quickie+marriage-logic#c5594938 http://defamer.com/388300/oprah+led-think-tank-deconstructs-mariahs-quickie+marriage-logic#c5594938 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:07:11 PDT Benovite commented on Mike Darnell's Near-Perfect Batting Average Muffed By Passing On 'Big Brother: Muppet Edition' Val Kilmer's son?

]]> http://defamer.com/388522/mike-darnells-near+perfect-batting-average-muffed-by-passing-on-big-brother-muppet-edition#c5594710 http://defamer.com/388522/mike-darnells-near+perfect-batting-average-muffed-by-passing-on-big-brother-muppet-edition#c5594710 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:59:35 PDT Benovite commented on The Wachowskis Still in Hiding as 'Speed Racer' Circles the Drain @sicksteanein: You must be a member of The Glass Half Empty Society.

]]> http://defamer.com/388089/the-wachowskis-still-in-hiding-as-speed-racer-circles-the-drain#c5580658 http://defamer.com/388089/the-wachowskis-still-in-hiding-as-speed-racer-circles-the-drain#c5580658 Wed, 07 May 2008 14:46:16 PDT Benovite commented on Madonna Slips Female Fan Some Tongue On Stage, Lourdes Asks 'Is Mommy Gay?' What's wrong with being worldly? Or is someone, especially a [legendary]musician, supposed to be limited to Sunset blvd?

]]> http://defamer.com/388017/madonna-slips-female-fan-some-tongue-on-stage-lourdes-asks-is-mommy-gay#c5579506 http://defamer.com/388017/madonna-slips-female-fan-some-tongue-on-stage-lourdes-asks-is-mommy-gay#c5579506 Wed, 07 May 2008 14:03:22 PDT Benovite commented on The Wachowskis Still in Hiding as 'Speed Racer' Circles the Drain I see a few reasons for this being a success in the range of $50-60 mil opening weekend:

1) It's the Wachamacallem Brothers. They have a following.

2) Iron Man has set it off in a big way and I think people are in the mood to go back to the theater to see big movies. Speed Racer is definitely one of them.

3) The Speed Racer cartoon is well known.

4) It's getting good/decent reviews.

5) It looks fun and it's aimed at a broad demographic IMO. Kids, teens, adults can all get down with this.

6) No one cares whether the Wachamacallem Brothers do publicity or are ever seen for that matter, and I think a large part of their audience likes it that way.

]]> http://defamer.com/388089/the-wachowskis-still-in-hiding-as-speed-racer-circles-the-drain#c5579329 http://defamer.com/388089/the-wachowskis-still-in-hiding-as-speed-racer-circles-the-drain#c5579329 Wed, 07 May 2008 13:57:28 PDT Benovite commented on The Wachowskis Still in Hiding as 'Speed Racer' Circles the Drain In life's rich pageant I think it's refreshing that these guys shun media attention.

Let'em do their thing I say.

]]> http://defamer.com/388089/the-wachowskis-still-in-hiding-as-speed-racer-circles-the-drain#c5574289 http://defamer.com/388089/the-wachowskis-still-in-hiding-as-speed-racer-circles-the-drain#c5574289 Wed, 07 May 2008 11:11:58 PDT Benovite commented on If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot Love it.

]]> http://defamer.com/387915/if-this-guy-can-date-natalie-portman-then-we-all-have-a-shot#c5572183 http://defamer.com/387915/if-this-guy-can-date-natalie-portman-then-we-all-have-a-shot#c5572183 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:04:12 PDT Benovite commented on Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Take The Parking Spots Out Of Hungry Franklin Villagers' Mouths Two things:

1) Do they really think the paps obey any kind of laws? These guys run lights, run over pets, kill seals and wear burberry scented pelts in order to get the pics they want.

This.will.not.deter.them.

2) I'm glad I don't live in that area anymore(although I do miss the cool vibe).

]]> http://defamer.com/387835/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-take-the-parking-spots-out-of-hungry-franklin-villagers-mouths#c5572132 http://defamer.com/387835/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-take-the-parking-spots-out-of-hungry-franklin-villagers-mouths#c5572132 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:02:21 PDT Benovite commented on Madonna Slips Female Fan Some Tongue On Stage, Lourdes Asks 'Is Mommy Gay?' @Mabimab: Yep, and who wouldn't want to kiss Sofia Boutella??

]]> http://defamer.com/388017/madonna-slips-female-fan-some-tongue-on-stage-lourdes-asks-is-mommy-gay#c5571752 http://defamer.com/388017/madonna-slips-female-fan-some-tongue-on-stage-lourdes-asks-is-mommy-gay#c5571752 Wed, 07 May 2008 09:49:51 PDT Benovite commented on Dat Phan, AFI's Music Documentary Series, The Heavy I think it needs pretty grafix with like butterflys flying around Molly.

]]> http://defamer.com/387847/dat-phan-afis-music-documentary-series-the-heavy#c5570905 http://defamer.com/387847/dat-phan-afis-music-documentary-series-the-heavy#c5570905 Wed, 07 May 2008 09:21:21 PDT Benovite commented on Ellen Page's Leading Roles Finally Pull Even With Dumped Films From '07 She's so cute! ^_^

I want to eat her fuzzy apricot face.

]]> http://defamer.com/387861/ellen-pages-leading-roles-finally-pull-even-with-dumped-films-from-07#c5570651 http://defamer.com/387861/ellen-pages-leading-roles-finally-pull-even-with-dumped-films-from-07#c5570651 Wed, 07 May 2008 09:11:42 PDT Benovite commented on Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers

Never let it be said that Tom Cruise was afraid to pose with unicorns.
[i32.tinypic.com]

Mia Sara on the other hand looked a wee bit pensive.

]]> http://defamer.com/387611/official-site-guarantees-safe-websurfing-environment-for-tom-cruise+lovers#c5570331 http://defamer.com/387611/official-site-guarantees-safe-websurfing-environment-for-tom-cruise+lovers#c5570331 Wed, 07 May 2008 08:59:27 PDT Benovite commented on Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers @bonniegrrl: Oh shit I love that movie!! Gotta check out his site now..

]]> http://defamer.com/387611/official-site-guarantees-safe-websurfing-environment-for-tom-cruise+lovers#c5569992 http://defamer.com/387611/official-site-guarantees-safe-websurfing-environment-for-tom-cruise+lovers#c5569992 Wed, 07 May 2008 08:46:16 PDT Benovite commented on 'Speed Racer' Just Fine With Second Place, Thank You Very Much @TheyCallMeLibrarianHot: Scratch that. $56 mill opening weekend.

]]> http://defamer.com/387744/speed-racer-just-fine-with-second-place-thank-you-very-much#c5569828 http://defamer.com/387744/speed-racer-just-fine-with-second-place-thank-you-very-much#c5569828 Wed, 07 May 2008 08:41:05 PDT Benovite commented on 'Ant-Man' Cometh, and More Fallout From 'Iron Man''s Golden Weekend @Juancho: Hmmm, I haven't read it. Sounds interesting though, especially if it's supposed to be funny.

Btw I think I linked it wrong the first time. This link should be the episode that includes the [cool]Hulk:
[brightcove.vo.llnwd.net]

]]> http://defamer.com/387556/ant+man-cometh-and-more-fallout-from-iron-mans-golden-weekend#c5557365 http://defamer.com/387556/ant+man-cometh-and-more-fallout-from-iron-mans-golden-weekend#c5557365 Tue, 06 May 2008 15:55:25 PDT Benovite commented on It's Not TV. It's Bruckheimer/Bay Blow-Shit-Up O-Vision. I think I just came a little reading Crazydogggz post.

]]> http://defamer.com/387663/its-not-tv-its-bruckheimerbay-blow+shit+up-o+vision#c5555758 http://defamer.com/387663/its-not-tv-its-bruckheimerbay-blow+shit+up-o+vision#c5555758 Tue, 06 May 2008 14:36:40 PDT Benovite commented on 'Speed Racer' Just Fine With Second Place, Thank You Very Much @NoGrumpys: Indeed! I'll go with a $42 mil opening.

]]> http://defamer.com/387744/speed-racer-just-fine-with-second-place-thank-you-very-much#c5555288 http://defamer.com/387744/speed-racer-just-fine-with-second-place-thank-you-very-much#c5555288 Tue, 06 May 2008 14:17:01 PDT Benovite commented on 'Ant-Man' Cometh, and More Fallout From 'Iron Man''s Golden Weekend @ReverseCarpetbagging: This one? [www.tv.com]

@hummingpenguin: I'm not a Hulk fan because I think it's a very shallow concept. Some guy gets angry, turns big and green and goes on a rampage.

If he were part of a team(like Fantastic Four's Thing) I think I'd enjoy it more but as a stand-alone superhero(is that what Hulk is?), it's snoozeville.

Even in the unlimited possibilities of cinema today, it's incredibly hard to do a good Hulk movie.

The link below is by far the best version I've ever seen of the Hulk...because he's part of a team with Spidey and Iron Man(and it's all action)-
[link.brightcove.com]

]]> http://defamer.com/387556/ant+man-cometh-and-more-fallout-from-iron-mans-golden-weekend#c5555083 http://defamer.com/387556/ant+man-cometh-and-more-fallout-from-iron-mans-golden-weekend#c5555083 Tue, 06 May 2008 14:09:34 PDT Benovite commented on This Is What Happens When You Work With David O. Russell She usually looks like a monkey leprechaun to me so this is confirmation.

]]> http://defamer.com/386960/this-is-what-happens-when-you-work-with-david-o-russell#c5549174 http://defamer.com/386960/this-is-what-happens-when-you-work-with-david-o-russell#c5549174 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:58:15 PDT Benovite commented on 'The View' Audience In Critical Condition After Patricia Heaton Devours All Available Oxygen Mmm Patricia MilFord, looking better than ever.

(call me!)

]]> http://defamer.com/387429/the-view-audience-in-critical-condition-after-patricia-heaton-devours-all-available-oxygen#c5548350 http://defamer.com/387429/the-view-audience-in-critical-condition-after-patricia-heaton-devours-all-available-oxygen#c5548350 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:32:36 PDT Benovite commented on 'Ant-Man' Cometh, and More Fallout From 'Iron Man''s Golden Weekend At this point Marvel should team up with other studios and include Iron Man in practically every movie from now until the sequel.

]]> http://defamer.com/387556/ant+man-cometh-and-more-fallout-from-iron-mans-golden-weekend#c5548186 http://defamer.com/387556/ant+man-cometh-and-more-fallout-from-iron-mans-golden-weekend#c5548186 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:27:40 PDT Benovite commented on Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers In order to maintain balance.

]]> http://defamer.com/387611/official-site-guarantees-safe-websurfing-environment-for-tom-cruise+lovers#c5548027 http://defamer.com/387611/official-site-guarantees-safe-websurfing-environment-for-tom-cruise+lovers#c5548027 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:22:21 PDT Benovite commented on Cameron Diaz And Lake Bell Square Off In Epic Battle Of The Hemlines @Lulamaybelle: lol more man than Ashton me thinks.

]]> http://defamer.com/386546/cameron-diaz-and-lake-bell-square-off-in-epic-battle-of-the-hemlines#c5502377 http://defamer.com/386546/cameron-diaz-and-lake-bell-square-off-in-epic-battle-of-the-hemlines#c5502377 Fri, 02 May 2008 13:43:31 PDT Benovite commented on Ben Silverman Ushers In Golden Age Of TV That Makes You Use A Computer To Find Out What The Fuck Happens He's so cute. ^_^

]]> http://defamer.com/386687/ben-silverman-ushers-in-golden-age-of-tv-that-makes-you-use-a-computer-to-find-out-what-the-fuck-happens#c5500392 http://defamer.com/386687/ben-silverman-ushers-in-golden-age-of-tv-that-makes-you-use-a-computer-to-find-out-what-the-fuck-happens#c5500392 Fri, 02 May 2008 12:29:54 PDT Benovite commented on If You Work With Robert Downey Jr., Prepare To Duck And Rewrite If he were younger, newer and a worse actor he'd be douche bag material.

But since he's older, been around and a good actor he can get away with shit like that and people(or some of them anyway ;-) will respect him for it.

]]> http://defamer.com/386405/if-you-work-with-robert-downey-jr-prepare-to-duck-and-rewrite#c5499216 http://defamer.com/386405/if-you-work-with-robert-downey-jr-prepare-to-duck-and-rewrite#c5499216 Fri, 02 May 2008 11:41:30 PDT Benovite commented on 'Ellen' Tries To Poop On The Rachael/Rosie Love Parade Uh-oh. I was planning my own tribute to Rosie O'Donnell.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR ME??

]]> http://defamer.com/386580/ellen-tries-to-poop-on-the-rachaelrosie-love-parade#c5498089 http://defamer.com/386580/ellen-tries-to-poop-on-the-rachaelrosie-love-parade#c5498089 Fri, 02 May 2008 10:57:28 PDT Benovite commented on 'Iron Man' Carefully Engineered to Beat the Bloody Hell Out of Patrick Dempsey Scratch that. 3 Trillion Dollars.

]]> http://defamer.com/386523/iron-man-carefully-engineered-to-beat-the-bloody-hell-out-of-patrick-dempsey#c5497909 http://defamer.com/386523/iron-man-carefully-engineered-to-beat-the-bloody-hell-out-of-patrick-dempsey#c5497909 Fri, 02 May 2008 10:51:28 PDT Benovite commented on If You Work With Robert Downey Jr., Prepare To Duck And Rewrite Hi I'm Nick Bangin Mariah Cannon.

I envy him.

]]> http://defamer.com/386405/if-you-work-with-robert-downey-jr-prepare-to-duck-and-rewrite#c5496689 http://defamer.com/386405/if-you-work-with-robert-downey-jr-prepare-to-duck-and-rewrite#c5496689 Fri, 02 May 2008 10:09:17 PDT