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Benovite on May 7, 2008
I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular
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Benovite commented on I Love Your Smile, at 2:50 PM on May 9
@Mark Graham: Wow that gave me an idea: LobotMyTv!
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Benovite commented on Lindsay Lohan's Intolerable Shit Costs Her 'Manson' Role, at 8:48 AM on May 9
@kylo4: Aha that's what you think!
Wait until IRON WOMAN triumphantly hits the screen starring Lohan and..
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Benovite commented on No Country For Old She-Men, at 8:42 AM on May 9
That No Country clip is brilliant lol.
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Benovite commented on I Love Your Smile, at 8:36 AM on May 9
Ladies & Gentlemen we have our Laverne & Shirley.
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Benovite commented on So, You Wanna, Like, French After This Take?, at 8:31 AM on May 9
I'd kiss you but you've got a little jiz on your lip there.
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Benovite commented on Rustle through your closet, at 8:27 AM on May 9
I hear Woody Allen wants to be a store manager.
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Benovite commented on Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW], at 1:38 PM on May 8
I think she's a modern day Raquel Welch, only more skankier apparently.
I likes!
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Benovite commented on Katherine Heigl Seeks Escape From Doomed 'Grey's' In Search Of Big-Screen Stardom, at 1:36 PM on May 8
Great picture.
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Benovite commented on Mike Darnell's Near-Perfect Batting Average Muffed By Passing On 'Big Brother: Muppet Edition', at 11:03 AM on May 8
@SanFranBetsu: Carrot Kilmer!
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Benovite commented on Josh Brolin's 'W' Glamour Shot Overshadows Critical Dick Cheney Casting Call, at 10:12 AM on May 8
I was curious how they would pull off big head Brolin looking like W, but I guess if you apply the wig and the pathetic look of having just crapped your pants it can be done.
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Benovite commented on Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic, at 10:07 AM on May 8
I need an animated gif of big ass Oprah doing that wobbly two finger thing.
I thought her head was going to explode and she was motioning for the director to cut to another camera.
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Benovite commented on Mike Darnell's Near-Perfect Batting Average Muffed By Passing On 'Big Brother: Muppet Edition', at 9:59 AM on May 8
Val Kilmer's son?
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Benovite commented on The Wachowskis Still in Hiding as 'Speed Racer' Circles the Drain, at 2:46 PM on May 7
@sicksteanein: You must be a member of The Glass Half Empty Society.
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Benovite commented on Madonna Slips Female Fan Some Tongue On Stage, Lourdes Asks 'Is Mommy Gay?', at 2:03 PM on May 7
What's wrong with being worldly?
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Benovite commented on The Wachowskis Still in Hiding as 'Speed Racer' Circles the Drain, at 1:57 PM on May 7
I see a few reasons for this being a success in the range of $50-60 mil opening weekend:
1) It's the Wachamacallem Brothers.
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Benovite commented on The Wachowskis Still in Hiding as 'Speed Racer' Circles the Drain, at 11:11 AM on May 7
In life's rich pageant I think it's refreshing that these guys shun media attention.
Let'em do their thing I say.
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Benovite commented on If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot, at 10:04 AM on May 7
Love it.
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