<![CDATA[Comments from Baronzemo]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Baronzemo]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Corey Haim Peers Through The Defamer Looking Glass, Darkly]]> Nunaurbiz, probably the most vaudeville meets meta scene in all of Mel Brooks ouevre;

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Corey Haim Peers Through The Defamer Looking Glass, Darkly]]> LargeMarge, your plan was screwed anyway, look what they did to "Archie's Atomic Drive-In " [la.metblogs.com] I just don't think you could match Nina Siemaszko's asking price, either.

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Hollywood Privacywatch: Eli Roth Sucks Face At 'The Happening']]> Does Tim Robbins publicist flack for Kika Sushi too, then? He'll always be Merlin from "Top Gun" to me, if only because his other movie that summer, "Howard the Duck" ruined Marvel movies for 12 years

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Arby's In OK-KS-MO-AR]]> rising costs, "of oil and stuff."
blaming it on Matt Kenseth, brilliant!;
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]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Arby's In OK-KS-MO-AR]]> "of oil and stuff."
So they're blaming Matt Kenseth?-that's brilliant;
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]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on 'Vanity Fair' Nominates McLovin As A Rising Star Of Tomorrow]]> Uncle Grambo please! Everybody knows extras holding is like crafty to above-the-line "character" types-even Michigan midgets-or especially them;
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]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Drugs, Sex And Public Puking: 'Real World: Hollywood' Sinks The Franchise Even Further]]> I love the fact that a housemate snapping some digital shots is lower than a Malibu pap-just ignore those crewguys hefting the $50,000 betacams & boom mikes documenting every heave

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on 'Deserving Crewmembers' Fight it Out For Spot at 'Public Enemies' Send-Off]]> Where they'll be gifted with Barbie-sized crewjackets

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on After All These Years, Debra Winger Still Can't Stand Shirley MacLaine's Guts]]> Oh, how the theatre rat waitstaff howled when they learned a friend's older brother waited on her & her bodyguard on a slow-ass Sunday night at a "lite cuisine" restaurant in an off-ramp shopping center. Roseanna Arquette can quit looking now;
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]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Tracing Shia LaBeouf Back To His Humble Origins As An Echo Park Hot Dog Carnie]]> gwendemarco, take back your slander against the memory of River Phoenix. Oh, wait.

The guy's a Project Greenlight veterano-that gives him no cred here?
I'm a fan because he said he got into acting because when he was a surfer, he saw how nice a board-and-wetsuit one of the kids from "Dr. Quinn; Medicine Woman" had on his beach, so he figured acting was the way to go.

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Top Ten Angry On-Camera Meltdowns]]> There's too many from Bill Bonds, I can't find his chemically fueled live on-air challenge to a boxing match with the Mayor of Detroit, but this is great, too. Anyway, here's Howard Beale & Ron Burgundy's love child;

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Josh Brolin's 'W' Glamour Shot Overshadows Critical Dick Cheney Casting Call]]> Princess " the guy who played the faux-Cheney VP in The Day AFter Tomorrow"

If we're talkin' the pantheon of faux-Cheneys why not Jude Ciccolella from "24"?

The best scenes will be "W" in the hard-partyin' 80's, when he's out doing the Truffle Shuffle with Sloth, Chunk & Data

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Will Larry King Pass The Softball- Lobbing Torch To Ryan Seacrest?]]> The smart move for Larry woulda been to pick Brian Dunkleman

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Who Said It: John Cusack, Diablo Cody Or Bob Ross?]]> Nice job Seth, you made Bob Ross the breakout star of the next Sundance.

All your quotes from Cusack threw me because there's no references to any films about a laconic-yet-edgy-loner lusted after by a quirky cougar who pretends to understand him

I've read "Jennifer's Body", I also saw "Fake Diablo Cody" & Joss Whedon on the strikeline. I knew she was Fake Diablo Cody because the real Diablo Cody wouldn't have the stones to face Mr. Whedon after writing "Jennifer's Body"

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on 'The Dark Knight' Closing In on Distinction of Bleakest Film We've Never Seen]]> Actually in the Two-Face origin back in the 40's-BILL FINGER SPOILER ALERT-he's hung while robbing the patrons of a drive-in theatre. I'd like to see how Nolan updates THAT for the 21st Century.

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Movie Rights to Godless Ayn Rand Novel Acquired From Catholics]]> The best cult novels should never be made into movies, but then I can't think of too many films where the bad guy is based on Harry S. Truman

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on NHL Stars Are Way Less Pussy Than Their Hollywood Counterparts]]> If we had Granbo running this thread there'd be a proper shout-out to the Octopus crowd...see what all you Anaheim Haters get for the disrespecting the Red Wings logo in so-many-colorful ways @ your Ducks Stanley Cup Victory Celebration?

Really desk_hack...that Joe Sakic-Harry Connick Jr match-up wasn't bad...but one hockeyblog claimed "Joe Sakic looks like Kevin Costner after someone punched him
in the mouth"...I don't see it, tho

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Breyers Ice Cream Shrinks To 1.5 Quarts]]> MadameX, do you live near a Winco Foods? All the top-notch food brands based in the Pacific N'West are deep discounted there

Rite-Aid did this with the Thrifty brand ice cream(@ least the new tub-style package design is nifty)

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Teri Hatcher Sports A Pink Bandana While In Search Of A Jukebox]]> Defamer Operative didn't tell Tavis to "Keep The Faith"?

Werner Herzog sighting is obviously a plant from Wim Wenders' publicist-what a bitch

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Even If Michelle Rodriguez 'Fucks A Dog', Don't Even Think About Reporting It]]> "I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off."

nick_r, truth is she stole that quote from Nixon

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Steven Spielberg Mulls Canceling The Internet To Preserve An Unspoiled Moviegoing Experience]]> The more comments I read from these guys about this film, the more I'm eagerly awaiting "Iron Man"-starting with my lenticular Slurpee cups & the beautifully-rendered spoilers on them

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Defamer Visits The Dark Underbelly Of The Marilyn Monroe Collectibles Circuit]]> No hughman, just like all the Scary Hollywood Lawyers are actually in Century City, all the Scary New York Lawyers are all out on Lawn Guyland

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Which Young Actress (Cough, Ellen Page, Cough) Dared To Blow Off The Advances Of Jane Fonda?]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on 'Gossip Girl' P.A. Swings For The Fences]]> Wasn't that Jessica Alba impregnator a p.a.? It's part of a sad tradition-now where is that Teamster's basic cable dating show?

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on James Ellroy's Problem is That He's Too Good For Scarlett Johansson]]> rabbitboy, sorry even Scar-Jo's rack is no match for the Demon Dog. "That kind of dialogue is so dated" was her criticism of Shakespeare & Eugene O'Neill, too. NotReadyForPrimeTime, Brian DePalma has revealed himself as a cinematic abortionist with the alterations made to "Black Dahlia" As for "Street Kings" I didn't think I'd like it but I gotta say Ayers has stepped up to Curtis Hanson's plate & made a great Ellroy movie...when a police character pulls out the film's 1st "throwdown piece" I wanted to applaud.

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Poor Drunk Bastard Not Likely to Fuck With Willie Nelson's Little Girl Again]]> I'm sorry Paula, I love you're dad & you might very well be the biggest badass playin' 6th Street...but that creep Pauly Shore has wrecked my impression of taped on-stage fights in Texas from here on out;
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]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on All The Dashboard Lights Flash Whenever I Drive My Dodge Charger In The Rain]]> Loose Unconnected Clips And Solders

Why do the British drink warm beer. Because Lucas also makes refrigerators

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Buffalo News Team Not Exactly On The 'No Country' Express]]> busterbluth-I think this Buffalo tv guy used to work as a scriptreader

heidiho-that's how George Clooney wound up on the cover of Time magazine, he swiped "A Civil Action" but made you think he was jacking "Erin Brockovich"

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Do Not Disturb Diablo]]> What the blog? I saw the best minds of Defamer destroyed by madness, & while calling Ms. Cody a vulgar barbarian nobody catches her amusing Faye Dunaway homage?;
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]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Have You Seen This Vintage Mystery Pig Menu?]]> No, the Pig N' Whistle was supposedly the Black Dahlia's favorite hang so the pig analogy is PERFECT. The menu prices @ the revamped PNW are insane, however.

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> That's strange, when "that guy from The Sea Inside" was filming NCFOM in Santa Fe he was highly visible for such a small town, jogging daily out & around The Square, The Palace Of The Governors & The Plaza restaurant(famous from "Billy Jack"). When my buddy saw him before he could say "You were one of the truly great things in 'Collatera'l" he got a don't-recognize-me face & ran off. So I guess that's Method Hair.

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Oprah Winfrey Trapped In Heated Political Exchange With Gas Station Attendant]]> MISS ANNE THROPE & Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.:
If "Shifty Shellshock" doesn't ring a bell, well, where were you in 2001, before the sharks & terrorists showed up & Chandra Levy didn't?;
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]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Is 20th Century Fox Already Cooling On M. Night Shyamalan's 'The Happening'?]]> WHAT A TWEEST! (How can I be the first to post that?)
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]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Heath Gone, Two Remaining Points On A 'Brokeback' Love Triangle Try To Pick Up The Pieces: Update]]> SLEEPYHEAD, you leave FARK out of this! there's a Secret Epic Thread over there now where everyone communicates their grief by posting lines from "10 Things I Hate About You" If one more UltraFARKer posts, "She have beer-flavored nipples" I'll weep uncontrollably

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Sensor Abuse: Fancy Minibar Charges You for Merely Moving Drinks]]> Shervyn-I know!, I know! MAXIM!(not related to the laddie mag AFAIK), my uncle thought that place was great-& it is the closest property to where Tupac was shot

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on On 'Celebrity Rehab,' Dr. Drew Teaches Jeff Conaway's Girlfriend About Why He Claims To Have Severe Menstrual Cramps]]> who could replace him-Jan Michael Vincent?

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Heath's Body Leaves 421 Broome]]> Meh, there's been no Defamer snark or the pointless wtf pseudo leetspeak of TMZ, frankly I thought Grambo would inject some Michigan Sarcasm because conceptually this is old news(most people are still familiar with the Chateau Marmont from Belushi's Corpsewalk no matter what the modern day celebutards do there), I'll leave it to James Leer;
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]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Breaking: Heath Ledger is Dead. OMFG.]]> This sucks, dude shouldn't walked down the subway with that camcorder

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on 'Cloverfield': The Critics Are Split]]> CATHERINETRAMMELL, better than War of the Worlds-Spielberg version loses it's energy in Tim Robbin's basement. The best directors will ALWAYS use genre to comment on situations they'd never get away with in real events(the "Too soon" effect) You knew they'd take heat for being 9/11-ey but you can go to YouTube right now & watch the prototypes of these characters saying the exact same things on their camcorder footage of that lousy day

]]> <![CDATA[Baronzemo commented on Axium Fallout: The Wagging Finger Of Shame Points Mostly Towards John Visconti]]> Wait, is "Park Avenue Productions" the "PAV Payroll" referred to in earlier threads? The Horror Of This Story aren't fully known 'til I find the issuer of that loose check in my sockdrawer

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