Baronzemo commented on Tracing Shia LaBeouf Back To His Humble Origins As An Echo Park Hot Dog Carnie, at 9:56 AM on May 14 gwendemarco, take back your slander against the memory of River Phoenix. more »

Baronzemo commented on Top Ten Angry On-Camera Meltdowns, at 4:48 PM on May 13 There's too many from Bill Bonds, I can't find his chemically fueled live on-air challenge to a boxing match with the Mayor of Detroit, but this is great, too. more » [gawker]

Baronzemo commented on Josh Brolin's 'W' Glamour Shot Overshadows Critical Dick Cheney Casting Call, at 12:43 PM on May 8 Princess " the guy who played the faux-Cheney VP in The Day AFter Tomorrow" If we're talkin' the pantheon of faux-Cheneys why not Jude Ciccolella from "24"? The best scenes will be "W" in the hard-partyin' 80's, when he's out doing the Truffle Shuffle with Sloth, Chunk & Data more »

Baronzemo commented on Will Larry King Pass The Softball- Lobbing Torch To Ryan Seacrest?, at 8:06 PM on May 7 The smart move for Larry woulda been to pick Brian Dunkleman more »

Baronzemo commented on Who Said It: John Cusack, Diablo Cody Or Bob Ross?, at 7:42 PM on May 5 Nice job Seth, you made Bob Ross the breakout star of the next Sundance. All your quotes from Cusack threw me because there's no references to any films about a laconic-yet-edgy-loner lusted after by a quirky cougar who pretends to understand him I've read "Jennifer's Body", I also saw "Fake Diablo Cody" & Joss Whedon on the strikeline. more »

Baronzemo commented on 'The Dark Knight' Closing In on Distinction of Bleakest Film We've Never Seen, at 2:12 PM on May 5 Actually in the Two-Face origin back in the 40's-BILL FINGER SPOILER ALERT-he's hung while robbing the patrons of a drive-in theatre. more »

Baronzemo commented on Movie Rights to Godless Ayn Rand Novel Acquired From Catholics, at 3:04 PM on Apr 25 The best cult novels should never be made into movies, but then I can't think of too many films where the bad guy is based on Harry S. more » [gawker]

Baronzemo commented on NHL Stars Are Way Less Pussy Than Their Hollywood Counterparts, at 2:49 PM on Apr 23 If we had Granbo running this thread there'd be a proper shout-out to the Octopus crowd...see what all you Anaheim Haters get for the disrespecting the Red Wings logo in so-many-colorful ways @ your Ducks Stanley Cup Victory Celebration? Really desk_hack...that Joe Sakic-Harry Connick Jr match-up wasn't bad...but one hockeyblog claimed "Joe Sakic looks like Kevin Costner after someone punched him in the mouth"...I don't see it, tho more »

Baronzemo commented on Breyers Ice Cream Shrinks To 1.5 Quarts, at 10:26 PM on Apr 21 MadameX, do you live near a Winco Foods? more » [consumerist]

Baronzemo commented on Teri Hatcher Sports A Pink Bandana While In Search Of A Jukebox, at 11:32 AM on Apr 19 Defamer Operative didn't tell Tavis to "Keep The Faith"? Werner Herzog sighting is obviously a plant from Wim Wenders' publicist-what a bitch more »

Baronzemo commented on Even If Michelle Rodriguez 'Fucks A Dog', Don't Even Think About Reporting It, at 7:57 PM on Apr 17 "I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off." nick_r, truth is she stole that quote from Nixon more »

Baronzemo commented on Steven Spielberg Mulls Canceling The Internet To Preserve An Unspoiled Moviegoing Experience, at 7:52 PM on Apr 17 The more comments I read from these guys about this film, the more I'm eagerly awaiting "Iron Man"-starting with my lenticular Slurpee cups & the beautifully-rendered spoilers on them more »

Baronzemo commented on Defamer Visits The Dark Underbelly Of The Marilyn Monroe Collectibles Circuit, at 7:48 PM on Apr 17 No hughman, just like all the Scary Hollywood Lawyers are actually in Century City, all the Scary New York Lawyers are all out on Lawn Guyland more »

Baronzemo commented on Which Young Actress (Cough, Ellen Page, Cough) Dared To Blow Off The Advances Of Jane Fonda?, at 4:32 PM on Apr 11 Wow, why have I never noticed until now that Ellen Page is a young Haley Joel Osment? more »

Baronzemo commented on 'Gossip Girl' P.A. Swings For The Fences, at 7:15 PM on Apr 7 Wasn't that Jessica Alba impregnator a p.a.? more »

Baronzemo commented on James Ellroy's Problem is That He's Too Good For Scarlett Johansson, at 11:39 AM on Apr 4 rabbitboy, sorry even Scar-Jo's rack is no match for the Demon Dog. more »

Baronzemo commented on Poor Drunk Bastard Not Likely to Fuck With Willie Nelson's Little Girl Again, at 6:27 PM on Mar 25 I'm sorry Paula, I love you're dad & you might very well be the biggest badass playin' 6th Street...but that creep Pauly Shore has wrecked my impression of taped on-stage fights in Texas from here on out; [www.the-torch.com] more »

Baronzemo commented on All The Dashboard Lights Flash Whenever I Drive My Dodge Charger In The Rain, at 3:48 PM on Mar 13 Loose Unconnected Clips And Solders Why do the British drink warm beer. more » [consumerist]