Defamer
As thrilled as we were to see Dina Lohan’s pity party come to life in a preview from Living Lohan yesterday, we truly wish those suits over at E! had picked the other guiding light in Lindsay’s life to trail around with cameras. A tipster alerted us to this clip, showing just another night out on the town (well, in a trailer) for Michael Lohan. We’re not sure which is more jarring: Michael’s impressions of both Cousin It and Dina Lohan, or the reminder that countless famewhores exist out there so desperate for fame they will venture into a trailer with Michael Lohan just hoping he’ll hire them to be Lindsay’s new BFF.
When the tape was shot and where is still a mystery to us, but does it really matter? Michael just sheepishly admitted he not only knows who Leif Garrett is, but isn't at all insulted when the girls-for-hire say he looks just like him. But we have to say: what's most frightening about this clip is Michael's dead-on impersonation of Dina Lohan. We can almost see the Momager spinning her sunken head around Exorcist-style and pulling out a stale punchline to boot.
- MICHAEL LOHAN SAYS HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY [YouTube]
Comments
Sober people. Not funny. Can I get an "amen?"
Man...I love slappin five!
Yikes. I can almost feel sorry for Lindsay now. Almost.
With parents like these, if I were Lindsey, I'd be fucked up on booze & drugs 24/7, too.
LiLo, I promise you... if you happen to stop by Hollywood Pawn on the way home this week, and pick up a nice .357 to finish what Darwin has overlooked, there wouldn't be a jury in the land that would convict you.
Hell, they'd give you a standing fucking ovation, right there in front of the judge.
Peace Out.
He laughs like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas.
Funny, but not in a "Ha-Ha" kind of way.
He says "Low-han" when a couple of years ago the Lohan clan (rhymey!) snapped at interviewers for not pronouncing her name "Low-enn."
"If only the guys in the joint could see me now!"
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