Channeling her inner drag queen?

Yeah, it's a bit Katherine Harris (shudder).

Wow, way to invert your ratio of "cute" and "some kind of sinister celebreality glam hallucination."

She looks like an 80s vampire. 1980s.

"sidewalk schlubs below"! I thought we were known as commentors??

Oh wait you mean

if i ever wanted to know what steven tyler looks like in drag...

I dunno about you guys but I actually really like it. She looks great.

i thought that was joan cusack at first.

and then again after closer inspection ...

i think it would be amusing to see what all the defamer commenters look like

This is such a waste of a beautiful girl. I guess the guys at Marvel just can't have their women without a pound of make-up on and tits hanging out.

Her makeup artist needs to be fired. Liv is unbelievably gorgeous with little to no makeup. It's hard to find a red that doesn't make you look like a whore or drag queen though.

Yeah, the red lipstick, not a fan. But Liv's still got the goods to rock the dress, so I say go her. She should keep her hair straight also, I realize its the only way she's worn it since, well, ever, but it looks so good on her.

@heidiho: Agreed. She broke the first rule in make-up: heavy eye / light lip, OR heavy lip / light eye. Not both together.

@Al_Pastor: I know there's one really hot gay guy. And I'm not even talking about myself, although, now that I think about it, let's make that number "two".

And Liv Tyler is very pretty. That's obviously not the point of this.

The point is:

Ruffles +
Shiny Fabric +
Shiny Belt +
Ridiculous Neckline +
Busy Lace +
Shiny Earrings +
Dramatic Makeup +
Big Hair =
___________________

Too Much.

To channel my fave YouTube video series: Stop It Liv! Stop It! Stop It! Stop It!

@Desk_hack: Ah, the first and most useful rule I ever learned about make-up. Eyes OR Mouth, never both.

@Victor Ward: ha!

the lipstick is way off. needs to be more subtle and sexy. it's like dita von teese and joker were morphed.

@Victor Ward:

sorry, i guess i missed the point: criticize celebrities for how they dress, wear their hair etc.. my bad

seriously, i do think it would be amusing to take one of these threads where everyone rips on hot celebrities (Lindsay Lohan etc..) and have everyone post a picture of themselves. i would be interesting (ie, hilarious)

@Al_Pastor: Exactly!

And I read Details, so I'm covered.

@Al_Pastor: I'll do it if you give me a stylist and a make-up artist. The people we harsh on have access to these things and more money than most of us will ever see. Team Snark.

@Desk_hack: Also, our livelihood doesn't depend on us looking pretty...these people live off their image.

@Al_Pastor: This is my most recent picture.
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@Benovite: You're a very handsome fella. Got any plans this Friday night?

Fine. I'll be the one to say it.

She's gone too skinny. Way better looking when she still ate a piece of bread every once in awhile.

@TwinkleThunder: Isn't that the Golden Rule for oral?

@TwinkleThunder: @Desk_hack:

whatever works for you guys

@Benovite:
hahahhahahhaha. you got me. nice one.
ps.
@gadge:
ditto. That's a man baby.

joan cusak meets ronald mcdonald?

See...

This is what women do after they kick their guy to the curb...

We put on too much make-up, high heeled "fuck me" pumps and the notorious "freakum" dress...

You know, the dress that shows far too much tits and ass...just to let your ex and the world know...

LOVE FOR SALE!!!