Defamer
Jennifer Aniston did it first, quickly followed by Blake Lively. Now Britney Spears has pulled out this spring’s most reliable accessory to nab a boy toy: the bikini. While sobering up at Casa Gibson down in Costa Rica, Spears spent the weekend looking happier than she has in months in two very itty bitty string bikinis adorned with tattoo parlor jargon. And in between bouts of boogie-boarding, golf cart-riding and rounds of Hide-and-Seek played amidst driftwood, Spears appeared to have successfully lined up a male suitor of her own. Who the mystery man might be, and a closer look at Spears' ongoing tendency to block her possibly-knocked up belly from sight, after the jump.
While some sources are saying the guy in question is her agent Jason Trawick, we think he looks just like Britney's brother Bryan, recently named a co-trustee of her estate. But we seriously hope not, considering the lovey dovey nature of their beach behavior.
And as for speculation that Spears is pregnant, recent reports that the recovering poptard is simply putting on pounds after ditching her ADD meds make more sense after seeing her boogie-boarding, something we doubt even Britney would do with a bun in the oven. Not to mention the appearance of those beloved Mommy Lollipops.
[Photo credits: Splash]
- BRITNEY'S BIKINI FUN IN COSTA RICA [PopSugar]
Comments
The cigarette is probably a good indication that she's not carrying. Or is it?
I see the sperm whales are beaching themselves early this year.
Cheeto bump.
That one sitting picture is pretty un-flattering, but, really, she doesn't look that bad. Right?
That's Trawick.
@Victor Ward: Wasn't it like a month ago that she was on the cover of a 'bloid touting her massive and quick weight loss all while embarking on the unofficial spokesperson gig for Bally's? Maybe she did The Master Cleanser and it all came right back?
Lesson learned: Do not brag about how much and how quickly you dropped the pounds, because the pounds haven't wandered that far and will come running back to you.
She annoys me and I want her to go away but she does have a better figure after two kids than most of the ladies walking through the mall at this very moment. Now I will hang my head low in shame for defending her.
If that is Trawick he has gotten FAT!
The belly could use some toning, but the tits are sugary.
Who knew William Morris had an escort service? I must have missed the press release about the new vertically-integrated strategic pandering division.
They should have visited La Casa de Treadmillo.
@TryThisAtHome: You are forgiven. Frankly, I feel the same way, you just said it first.
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