Defamer
Like it or not, nerd-turned-comedy-mogul Judd Apatow has tapped the fleshy center of the zeitgeist once again by unleashing Jason Segel’s manhood unto the world. And now, it looks like there’s a very hard hardcover release to look forward to in which Hollywood’s most legendary male assets are celebrated and outed — and we’re not talking shockers like Milton Berle. Among the nuggets revealed in Hollywood Babylon: It’s Back include the actor that's been called “donkey’d” by his female co-stars, the 1950s poster boy’s package was well-known in the prepubescent boy community, and who once posed nude for artists, earning himself the whisper, “It was the biggest I've ever seen. It made me drop my charcoal pencil.”
As the NY Daily News reports today, Johnny Depp is the actor who once had the "donkey'd" reputation among those female stars lucky enough to learn for themselves, and Sean Connery had already made it big by dropping trou for art students before breaking out on-screen. As for the alleged pedophile, the tome claims James Dean had an ongoing fling and obsession with a 12-year old boy. Legend Elia Kazan, not exactly an altar boy himself, apparently once remarked, "I've known many actors who have been twisted up in their sex lives, but never anybody as sick and unhealthy as Dean was." We can only wonder what the Streetcar director would have had to say about Apatow's dirty-talk flicks reigning over the silver screen today.
- FRONTAL ASSAULT ON HOLLYWOOD [NYDN]
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Sorry- I'm still reeling from Connery's disco diaper bandolero jumpsuit and thigh boots.
Sweet Jesus, what movie is that Connery still from? Or was it just the pic he put on his Christmas card in 1975?
Scavullo used to have nudies he shot of Arnold S. and Mick Jagger pinned up in his studio. Let's just say nobody is ever going to compare either one's package to a barnyard animal, except perhaps a rooster.
P.S.--I think the still is from a Connery sci-fi stinker called "Zardoz."
How much liquor did it take to get him in that outfit? I don't know, but from here it looks like a lot of scotch.
@mwynn13: I will never forget the words "disco diaper." Thank you.
On the off chance Angelina Jolie is curious in getting sex change, she can always peruse this pic of Sean Connery for what she might look like...
As if I didn't already love Johnny enough, now my weekend is made . . .
I wonder if it's just like MAJOR STARS!!! or any actors. I've heard from a few reasonable sources that Vincent D'Onofrio is ,uh, stabling a elephant.
@SecureLocation: Yup!
Once pulgadas de verga - AYE PAPI
When I first saw "donkey'd" I thought it was some weird contraction of a verb, and wondered what had been done to those poor men. I clicked on the link and realized that it's a mistranscription of "donkey d-" by Molly. "Donkey d-" makes more sense, but it's less exciting than thinking about what "donkey'd" might involve.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we've found our new Barbarella.
Both Nintendo's Donkey Kong and Shrek's lovable sidekick are filing trademark infringement suits on the name "donkey d"
That pic of Sean Connery is all sorts of wrong. Gotta go.
Must scrub eyeballs clean now.
@Wendy_Kroy:1974, actually. A classic. John Boorman + chemical enhancement will enrich your life in ways you wouldn't believe. Try not to giggle as the big giant floating head solemnly intones, "The penis is bad! The gun is good!" Also, apparently Boorman had some sort of saran wrap fetish. netflix!
@TurdBlossom: well, he doesn't wear the bandolier the whole time.
It's a bit fella Barbarella, non?
The Sean Connery pic is indeed from 'Zardoz' and it's something you should take the time to see once... Every bit of it that you can manage to watch is as brain-searingly wrong as Sean Connery's outfit. As I recall, the first lines of dialog, some minutes into the film:
'the gun is good, the penis is evil'
Here's the Zardoz trailer with Connery in his hirsute glory.
+ Watch video
@brilliantmistake: There's always at least one.
@James Tiberius Quirk: "...brain-searingly wrong as Sean Connery's outfit."
I would say that Connery's Disco Diaper outfit is the only right thing about this turd.
And damn, they had way better drugs in the '70s...
I think they should remake Zardoz as a musical. Or a laser show at the Planetarium. What say you all?
BTW, Johnny Depp signs into hotels under the name "Mr. Donkey Penis" and then has himself paged. Okay, so that info is really dated, but it's still amusing. I think I read it in Spy, so it MUST be true.
OK, and this just went directly onto my Amazon wishlist.
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