Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility

While most of you would probably get fired if you were caught drinking on the job, over here at Defamer HQ, it's virtually a pre-requisite! In order to set the right mood for you to watch the Molly McAleer hosted Defamer To Do's for Thursday, May 15th, we need you to follow these four steps:
1) Quickly scope the area around your cube to make sure your boss isn't around — we wouldn't want you to get fired!
2) Pop open that bottle of Two Buck Chuck that we know you've been hiding in the bottom drawer of your desk
3) Pour yourself a tall, refreshing glass of Cab Sav
4) Click play and enjoy!

· The Little Ones and Army Navy are at the Troubador.
· The Little Ones Afterparty at Beauty Bar.
· Mario Lopez Fitness Workout at Barnes and Noble at the Grove.
· The Birthday Boys at UCB.

4:55 PM on Thu May 15 2008
By Mark Graham
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hydeordie at 05:08 PM on 05/15/08
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is that the shirt dress thing? zexy.

off to the fridge to bogart beers reserved for boring clients (couldn't think of a fourth b word...could have been so alliteration cool)
heidiho at 05:08 PM on 05/15/08
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Molly, come to my office - I have an iMac with Photo Booth and wine under my desk (yay, journalism!).
catdirt at 05:17 PM on 05/15/08
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so funny! she needs her own rss feed...
lojofosho at 05:35 PM on 05/15/08
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@hydeordie: when alliteration fails there's always assonance.
denominator at 05:40 PM on 05/15/08
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I love Daniel Plainview of the Rapin' Cahuengans. Also, whoever edits these is the besssssstttt.
kookla at 05:44 PM on 05/15/08
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You mean I was supposed to wait until NOW to drink the 2 Buck Chuck?
Molly McAleer at 05:44 PM on 05/15/08
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@denominator: It's me, dude. Believe it or not, the Defamer video staff is limited to just this crazy lady over here.

Can you see why I drink and stress rape?
T. L. Morgendorffer at 05:46 PM on 05/15/08
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I love you Molly, I've got a bottle of Merlot says we should be besties.
thehipsterdiet at 05:50 PM on 05/15/08
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agreed - told you your edits were hilarity.

cheers you big boozer you.
Calraigh at 05:54 PM on 05/15/08
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@Molly McAleer: All hail to the Moll to the Mcaleerster.
Al_Pastor at 05:56 PM on 05/15/08
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@lojofosho:

when you're out of assonance there's always Balzac
denominator at 05:56 PM on 05/15/08
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I read that as 'can you see why i drink and stress-rape?'

"yes, your honor, I DID rape that night on Cahuenga Blvd, but in my defense, I was REALLY stressed."
mach1andy at 05:58 PM on 05/15/08
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This was a good one! Pellicano had a 35 minute advantage over all of us in the dissemination of this video~
StylusPictures at 05:59 PM on 05/15/08
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BEST. TD. YET.

Hello best actress. I seriously thought I was gonna get raped there for a second. That was a scary fuckin' guy and he left as quickly as he showed up, like...bam!...out of a dark alley with his mustache and his rape and shit.
Molly McAleer at 06:01 PM on 05/15/08
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@denominator: You got it correctly the first time. That's definitely how I meant it.
hughman at 07:39 PM on 05/15/08
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this is like Fantasia without the back-up dancers.
shag_carpet_bomb at 10:00 PM on 05/15/08
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I love her.
Tasteblood at 04:12 AM on 05/16/08
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hung over in france. laughing. inside. i think.
ofsoundmind at 06:36 AM on 05/16/08
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Surely there's a spot on Cahuenga for us to grab those BLTs
CourageousCoward at 08:06 AM on 05/16/08
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Molly, I drink your milkshake!
Mabimab at 08:35 AM on 05/16/08
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Wow, I just had flashbacks (flaskbacks is how I first wrote that, heh) to my crazy aunt Pam babysitting me and my sister. She would do the wine-in-hand bob-and-weave while discussing her failed marriage and demanding that we never call our dad's new wives "stepmom" because if her kid did that she'd smack him in the mouth.
Benovite at 08:59 AM on 05/16/08
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OMG! OMGOMGOMG.
SanFranBetsu at 09:12 AM on 05/16/08
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@hydeordie: Beer Bong!
SanFranBetsu at 09:15 AM on 05/16/08
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Hey Molly, want to meet my son? I want you, crazy bitch, to be the mother of my grandchildren!!!
Tenno at 09:46 AM on 05/16/08
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0_0

Fuck. The LV Beauty Bar just has rapists, no Molly.

Dammit.
inkydinkydo at 10:31 AM on 05/16/08
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@SanFranBetsu: So very much agreed.

I'd like to think my pretend daughter would have grown up just like you, MollyMac. Unfortunately, I have no sons to offer up, but I suspect we may be distantly related. It was the wine-glass stuck to the face move. Here I thought I was the only one to do that when two hands were required.

I only put my wine down during mandatory wildfire evacuations.