Though celebrities dropping trou for the glossies has proven both controversial in Miley Cyrus’ case, and “artsy” in Lindsay Lohan’s, both of these spreads were intelligently shot behind closed doors. But when GQ decided to photograph Entourage’s Emmanuelle Chirqui fully exposing her curves in the bright light of day, controversy didn't come by way of conservative media pundits. It arrived in the form of the LAPD’s official nudity-watch squad, who interrupted the shoot to get a closer look make sure all was okay on set. As Chirqui recalls, one pervy fed stepped in as art director and instructed the crew "Could you make sure that her areolas aren't showing?" See what all the fuss was about for yourself after the jump:

As we can see, Chirqui was (not so) innocently trying to garner some press for her upcoming Adam Sandler-as-Israeli hair guru movie You Don't Mess With The Zohan by posing in various soft-core poses like the standard "I See You But You Can't See My Tits!" and "My Boobs Don't Fit In This Jacket Mr. Manager!" But the porky Malibu vice were concerned for the safety of all neighborhood residents, and reportedly "came by just to make sure things remained tasteful." While they'd probably be more useful checking in on the taste levels inside Britney Spears' and Lindsay Lohan's various drug and sex-laden abodes in the area, we suppose we'll give them the benefit of the doubt and believe their story, rather than dwell in fear that discrete tit-watch cameras lie on every street corner, sounding the alarm whenever a starlet is seen exposing a potentially dangerous amount of flesh.
[Photo credits: men.style.com]
- COPS SWOOP IN ON TOPLESS 'ZOHAN' SIREN [AOL Movie News]









Comments
Yummy.
That headline is a mouth full...
Oops! I dropped my top! Maybe it's in this field somewhere...
(gives Molly a kiss on the cheek)
You are such a doll. And it's not even my birthday!
@kookla:
whereas the objects in question are definately more than a mouthfull...
note to self - apply for job at LAPD
I applied to the elite Areola Squad back in 06, they declined my application, guess I wasn't the breast one.
Emmanuelle has really "racked" up allot of tickets this year.
are you sure they weren't just guys who bought Federal Body Inspector tee shirts at Spencer's? Because I tried that once, but it totally didn't work. Stupid "imersonating an officer" laws.
It's Shreeky, not Chirky. But thanks! Between this and Megan Fox, it's a good week to be a horny perv.
*Looks at Emmanuelle Chirqui.*
*Looks at female co-workers.*
*Looks at Emmanuelle Chirqui.*
*Looks at female co-workers.*
Damn it!
@EuroDad: 'Sactly! Which is why LAPD has changed their slogan to "protect, serve and make sure things remain tasteful"
Where were the cops to protect her when she was considering appearing in an Adam Sandler "comedy"?
Sure, the Areola Squad sounds like a plum job until you find out you've been assigned to the Man-Boob subdivision.
@nick_r:
lol
In a city with rampant gang violence and a decent sized murder rate, its nice to know the LAPD has its priorities straight.
@nick_r:
But someone's gotta shield the general public from William Shatner's itinerant nips. Dirty job, as they say ...
@UnklStinky: There's NOT ENOUGH TAPE!!!!
Could be the BEST BODY EVER. Genetic jackpot.
@BrandonGK: Your tax dollars are hard at work.
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