Defamer
What is it about London that makes otherwise prim actresses turn into girls gone wild? At last night’s premiere of SATC: The Movie across the pond, sex book author and Police Academy alum Kim Cattrall decided to do away with those pesky accessories we’re all (aside from Britney) forced to wear in public: her shoes. The good news? As Cameron Diaz proved at the premiere of Charlie’s Angels, walking the red carpet barefoot attracts some great press. The bad? Cattrall’s shoe-less night on the town revealed the most frightening pair of tootsies we’ve seen in recent memory, and Kim’s reported late-night behavior was eerily reminiscent of the night Renee Zellweger painted London red last month.
After prancing properly down the red carpet in a pair of sky-high Gucci heels, Kim initially headed to the premiere's after-party in a less painful pair of gold sandals. But after reportedly staying at the fête longer than any of her co-stars, she exited Renee-style sans any shoes at all. And despite a remarkably flawless pedicure, this close-up reveals some severe skeletons in her closet: a case of zombie feet that remind us of Paris Hilton's infamous "sinewy" size 11s. Enterprising young plastic surgeons take note: while freaky feet can strike at any age, there isn't any medical technology available today that can cure this problem. Do something about it and you just might turn out to be a rich, rich person. We can think of at least two clients who'll be pounding down your door.
[Photo credits: Getty, FilmMagic]
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If her feet look that bad, imagine what her twat looks like with all that mileage.
Feet? Have we run out of other body parts to mock?
Spend any time in the shoe department at Nordstroms (yes, even in the fancy "Salon" side) and you will see all manner of feet in their strangely shaped glory. Even with the prettiest of pedis, feet have to be FUNCTIONAL. Anything else is a massive FAIL.
Anyone and everyone's feet, after being squashed in shoes all day (especially heels!) and then photographed from above with a flash, are gonna look like that.
I don't see any corns, calluses, bunions, ingrown toenails, or weirdly-shaped toes. Just a pair of tired, swollen and thankful feet.
She's an old lady, with old lady feet. Everything else has already been replaced.
Has anyone asked the question, why is a film based in New York, about New York, where New York is supposedly "the fifth character" premiering in London? What a snub.
Her and Peggy Hill should start a foot fetish video line.
Haha very funny Defamer. Slipping a picture of Ernest Borgnine's feet in there.
@CourageousCoward: you are totally right. those are just some tired puppies. hardly to be compared to Paris' freak-feet with the enormous growth popping out or her pumps!
KC was born in England, so maybe she just felt very much at home and wanted to kick off her shoes and feel the earth beneath her feet? The lady is the freakin' gold standard for cougars and can do whatever she wishes. Hmm. Maybe it was her idea to have the premiere over there.
Her feet don't look like they'll suffer permanent damage, but she should bring that shoemaker up on charges.
Dude, when was the last time Kim Cattrall got her own post on Defamer? If going barefoot is what it takes, she will rock the air shoes all day, every day.
Sorry. Her feet just look like they were squeezed into ill-fitting shoes. She was right to release them from their torture contraptions.
Don't you see that painfully red "X" across her foot? The shoes hurt! How shallow has Defamer become?
At least the red stripes on her feet match her dress.
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