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This Lemonade Is Not Even Close To Being As Tart As I Am

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Reese Witherspoon was surprised by the lack of a sour taste in her post-workout lemonade. Witherspoon felt that the lackluster lemonade was going to a put a sour note in the rest of her day. Witherspoon said, "It's cold, which is perfect for a day like today. I just wanted something real sour. I should've probably gone to the kids on the corner. It would've been sweeter." When reached for comment, the kid on the corner said, "Not only sweeter, but a lot cheaper, too. My sister and I sweating out here so we could get a Wii Fit. We could've used the exposure for the stand. Hey mister, do you want buy a glass of lemonade?"

[Photo Credit: X17]

2:25 PM on Fri Jun 20 2008
By Douglas Reinhardt
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