i think this orangutan is a waiter at my neighborhood bistro here in Weho.

@hughman: too much hair. looks more of a Los Feliz or Silverlake waiter.

I have a visceral, irrational, abiding love for orangutans -- a psychic told me once that I WAS an orangutan in a former life -- so just like Betty White, this clip made me weepy with adoration.

But seriously, if monkeys can get hired now, why aren't the Olsen twins getting more work?

nice try trixie. npw where's my mochachino??

@hughman: Shhhhh! I am busy brushing my glossy, rust-coloured tricep tresses!

oh. well in that case i understand. carry on.

Awww. Poor orangutan. Things must be tough for monkey actors right now. He had to ride the bus to The Valley to audition for a porn and show them his "O" face.

@PaisleyPajamas: Do porn actors work on their O-face? I've never thought about it before, but I bet they do.

@Trixie from Toronto: I'm the same way. I want an orangutan friend.

The person working in that Madonna office can finally answer the question: does he have shag carpeting, or tile?

@pureblarney: Oh, me too!

@PaisleyPajamas: There's the problem right there. You insensitive people keep referring to them as "monkeys!" He's not a monkey, he's an ape! No wonder he can't catch a break! :-)

@CourageousCoward: But we say "monkey" as a sweet, term of endearment and affection, like "honey" and "sweetie."

@PaisleyPajamas: Great. I'll let my porch monkey know you said that.

I dunno what's worse: that this is viral marketing for jeans, or that i love what they've done so far.

Such great music choices; greater concepts.

We can all rest easier knowing that Bubbles' therapy has resulted in a hardworking decent member of society. Cross your fingers for Paris, Prince, and Blanket.

I pity the fool who has to work inside Madonna's crotch. I also pity myself: that link led me to another link which led me to discover news of Perez Hilton's new clothing line. WTF???? Who'd wanna look like that tramp?