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boomp3.com Celebrity offspring Rumer Willis attempted to cause a scene on the mean streets on Winnipeg, Canada. Willis coughed and hacked her way through cigarette after cigarette, hoping that one of her near by handlers/assistants would inform her parents about her new and disgusting habit. After getting dizzy and nearly passing out, Willis gave up on smoking as an attention grabber. Then she briefly considered taking embarrassing and scandalous photos of herself and posting them onto the internet, but Willis then realized that it still wouldn't get her parents attention.
[Photo Credit: Flynet]
12:50 PM on Wed May 21 2008 By Douglas Reinhardt 9,194 views 21 comments
rumer seems like a nice girl, a famewhore, but a nice girl nonetheless. so i won't say anything about that unfortunate chin that demi, yes demi not bruce, gave to her. nope, not one mention.
good luck on that "career", rumey.
At first glance I thought it was Douglas getting a good look at Molly's ass.
I think Jonathon Demme has just found his Bob Marley.
@Old No.7: Sir, my eyes completely bugged out of my heads when that happens; very similar to a Tex Avery cartoon.
Naughty pictures? No, no, no my friends...The only true way to catch your P's *and* Hollywood's attention is video of an adult nature. Surely we should keep an eye out when she hits the legal age? Is she eighteen? Why do I care about Rumer(s)?
Love her "reading" glasses. I wonder if they even have lenses in them.
The dork behind her seems to like what he sees (granted he probably looks this way at everything, but still....)
//gruff voice "Yeah I gotta tit. Forgetaboutit, it's right here.
fugly, just all around fugly on the level of tori spelling
So this is really the new thing? Clip suspenders onto your pants and then just let them dangle? My butt is all confused and tangled just looking at it.
@SharyBobbins: No, it would be a 30 year-old punk thing.
@TurdBlossom: Nah. He's laughing at the prospect of suspenders on low-rise jeans going unused. Gah.
@SharyBobbins: Oopsies...didn't read through!
@CourageousCoward: Right, but I meant the new latest old thing. I guess it's a step up from pantsless?
@ Courageous Coward - Have you seen the pre-made "punk" denim jackets with faded old flannel thoughtfully visible through pre-made holes? Chains and whatnot come pre-attached as well. One of the top ten lamest things you can buy, I'd say.
Ira Glass in a tube top.
@LBJeffries: I, for one, applaud you on that. "I got yer American life right here, son."
If it's soft tissue and not hard hard jawbone, then she's a candidate for lower-face-shaving surgery. I dunno, though - looks like you could strike a match on that tooth-rack.
What is her claim to fame besides her parents? (cricket chirps) So why do we need to see photos of her?
Is she wearing a sweater on her big potato head?!?
Those halter/tube top hybrids flatter no one.
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rumer seems like a nice girl, a famewhore, but a nice girl nonetheless. so i won't say anything about that unfortunate chin that demi, yes demi not bruce, gave to her. nope, not one mention.
good luck on that "career", rumey.
At first glance I thought it was Douglas getting a good look at Molly's ass.
I think Jonathon Demme has just found his Bob Marley.
@Old No.7: Sir, my eyes completely bugged out of my heads when that happens; very similar to a Tex Avery cartoon.
Naughty pictures? No, no, no my friends...The only true way to catch your P's *and* Hollywood's attention is video of an adult nature. Surely we should keep an eye out when she hits the legal age? Is she eighteen? Why do I care about Rumer(s)?
Love her "reading" glasses. I wonder if they even have lenses in them.
The dork behind her seems to like what he sees (granted he probably looks this way at everything, but still....)
//gruff voice "Yeah I gotta tit. Forgetaboutit, it's right here.
fugly, just all around fugly on the level of tori spelling
So this is really the new thing? Clip suspenders onto your pants and then just let them dangle? My butt is all confused and tangled just looking at it.
@SharyBobbins: No, it would be a 30 year-old punk thing.
@TurdBlossom: Nah. He's laughing at the prospect of suspenders on low-rise jeans going unused. Gah.
@SharyBobbins: Oopsies...didn't read through!
@CourageousCoward: Right, but I meant the new latest old thing. I guess it's a step up from pantsless?
@ Courageous Coward - Have you seen the pre-made "punk" denim jackets with faded old flannel thoughtfully visible through pre-made holes? Chains and whatnot come pre-attached as well. One of the top ten lamest things you can buy, I'd say.
Ira Glass in a tube top.
@LBJeffries: I, for one, applaud you on that. "I got yer American life right here, son."
If it's soft tissue and not hard hard jawbone, then she's a candidate for lower-face-shaving surgery. I dunno, though - looks like you could strike a match on that tooth-rack.
What is her claim to fame besides her parents? (cricket chirps) So why do we need to see photos of her?
Is she wearing a sweater on her big potato head?!?
Those halter/tube top hybrids flatter no one.
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