"carrie" uses a standard backdrop as her screeensaver?? ew.

also, seth i can tell every entry you write. after i read them i check and yeah. it's seth. you are so cute.

Oh, come on! No spoiler alert!? I've been avoiding SATC spoilers like the plague and you just throw that shit out there?

@OldTowneTavern: Yeah, and it turns out Samantha's a dude. And Big is gay. And Carrie is illiterate. Shocking!

@OldTowneTavern: Make it a double JESUS FUCKING WATCH THE SPOILERS.

@OldTowneTavern: @TheStarterWife:

*SPOILER ALERT*

Sometimes Seth makes jokes on the website. Some may say it's a part of his job.

*END SPOILER ALERT*

Now please, one of you respond and tell me you were being sarcastic.

I refuse to believe you guys actually thought that was a spoiler. Please, please, say it ain't so. The only spoiling that's going on is the fun.

That is, 'the only thing being spoiled is the fun.' Sometimes I just get so excited about commenting.

Back to Spacey for a second. Couldn't he have just jumped up on Dave's desk and done a sexy dance instead?!

What a schmuck.

@Kevin Spacey

I would have taken that Jamba Juice cup and rammed it up his ass...

Then again, perhaps that's what Kevin was hoping for!!!

That.wasn't.even.funny.

Maybe it would have been if they had cut back to Paul Shaffer's expression.

No. Still not.

Spacey should begin a new series of Jamba art because the aftermath looked sorta Pollocky to me.

Stay out of "Prince of Persia 3D" as well as "The Warrior Within" or the silly DS cash-on game.

You'll thank me later.

why would spacey do that? no. seriously. why?

that thing with Spacey was obviously a set-up.

Dave spilled his Jamba Juice on the floor in the previous segment, so it wasn't such a non-sequitur in context. It was actually pretty funny.

@TPIRman: Not funny for the stage crew that has to work out the spoiled dairy stank from that carpet. Ew.

Ugh. Do I have to watch the Kevin Spacey clip? Do I have to search to see if she's just putting us on with a diva bit?

it would have been more significant if the jamba juice was shown spilling from all angles on the floor, while kevin stared into space completely dumbfounded as he realized that he had been lied to the whole time.

After the Wham Man gives Archie's Dad a sidestage tugjob for a dimebag, Madonna shall retool her tour directly.

@misterdirk: Nice wordage.