Just when we didn't think we could be muster interest in another dispatch from Cannes, along comes Spout's resourceful Karina Longworth with five words: "Macaulay Culkin group sex movie." Apparently Sex and Breakfast is among the hundreds of films screening at the Cannes market, featuring Culkin and Eliza Dushku (!) as a troubled Los Angeles couple consulting a sex therapist who prescribes open relationships to help liven things up. "After sex, I get this moment of clarity," Culkin says in closing, something he's likely pondered aloud before staring up a Peter Pan ceiling mural at Neverland Ranch. "Do you ever get that?"

Anyway, myriad couplings follow, though the accompanying teaser is a bit vague in the how-and-who. However, Longworth also points out the entire film is available free on YouTube, both promising a waste of at least 40 minutes of our afternoon and officially confirming we made the right call in staying home this week. Happy viewing (we hope)!

Cannes Market Watch: 'Sex and Breakfast' [Spout Blog]

2:55 PM on Tue May 20 2008
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Julio Allison at 03:31 PM on 05/20/08
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As a rule of thumb, I try not to watch movies with titles like Sex and Breakfast.
SunnydaZe10 at 03:58 PM on 05/20/08
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After this post and the Jolie Tape I realize what is missing in my life - -

I need more wild, kinky sex!!!

Like NOW!!!!!
Old No.7 at 04:50 PM on 05/20/08
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Wasn't this a bad series on HBO?
Leviticus_71 at 05:01 PM on 05/20/08
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Man he's uncomfortbale to watch. Do you think he does he signature face slap nig scream when he busts a nut? But seriously...Eliza Dushku is HOT. I watch "Bring It On" every morning for inspiration before I begin researching porn.
dana danger at 05:28 PM on 05/20/08
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Isn't this on DVD already? I feel like Netflix has been trying to get me to rent it for months.
el smrtmnky at 05:38 PM on 05/20/08
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obvs there's not a gay angle, otherwise it'd be called Sex and Brunch
SikeChick19 at 06:52 PM on 05/20/08
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@dana danger:

It is on DVD. It's actually available for Instant Viewing over at Netflix. The idea of watching the Home Alone kid in a movie about group sex icks me out a wee bit, but since I can watch it for free peaks my interest.
regisgoat at 03:38 AM on 05/21/08
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We're talking about a Faith/Lolita from Broken Flowers duet here, and yet everyone has been remarkably slaver-free. Let me be the first, then, to say: slaver, drool.
LittleMissPartlyCloudy at 05:03 AM on 05/21/08
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Culkin and sex in any form is a crime against humanity as a whole.
SouthernSatine at 06:47 PM on 06/05/08
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Yeah. I saw this movie months ago. Overall, it was meh. Parts of it were clever, but in an obnoxiously self-aware kind of way. The sex scenes weren't even particularly hot. I wouldn't bother.