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boomp3.com Academy Award winning trail blazer Adrien Brody ushered in a fashion trend at this year's Cannes Film Festival while out partying with his Giallo co-star/gal pal Elsa Pataky. Brody said that he always appreciated the concept of an ascot, but he felt it wasn't conducive to having a good time. Brody also enjoyed the skinny tie, but once again, he felt it lacked a certain element for partying and having fun. So working with a crack team of scientists, clothing designers and stylists, Brody crafted the skinny ascot. Brody said of his invention, "It provides the suave, sophistication of Cary Grant, David Niven mixed with the rough and tumble habits of Sean Penn and Sid Vicious into one perfect piece of satin. From classy to '80s party animal in a matter of mere moments. It's called the Rocot, coming this fall."
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12:25 PM on Tue May 20 2008 By Douglas Reinhardt 3,185 views 14 comments
Schwimmer lost weight.
I'd still do him. Whoops, is this thing on?
"I have this terrible habit of dunking my tie in the cocktail sauce when reaching for the jumbo shrimp, plus now no one can tell the back's longer than the front. Two birds. One stone. Anyone seen M. Night?"
And nothing goes quite so well with the tucked in tie as the classic "older gay man who's given up on life and love" goattee.
She's showing a solid 7.5 on the Uncomfortable Smile Meter.
@Old No.7: It's probably his breath.
That's "Giallo", not to be confused with "Gigli".
micke can't comment on what's happening on the right side of this photo, because he is tranfixed with the woman on the left. She has made his pants fit tightly.
My friends and I play a little game here in L.A. that I want to use this picture as a moment to share...
It's called "VIP"
Very simple and easy fun little game. Imagine that you have the money and stature as your favorite billionaire or person of cultural respect...
And you're throwing a HUGE FUCKING PARTY. Extravagant and as Pimp as hell.
EVERYONE is in line waiting to get in to your party...
And your Pimp, billionaire ass is walking through the line looking for your "VIP's"
Now, while you would normally think these would be the people that would get ushered in past everyone else straight to the bar...this is a different list.
This list is for the VIP's that everywhere else WOULD get ushered in right away...but you are so fucking bad ass that these are actually people that you would pull off to the side and say:
"No, no, no. I'm sorry. But even though everyone else buys into your shit, everybody at this party here sees right through you and knows you're a douche, and you're just going to have to leave...Sorry. You're not getting in."
THOSE VIP's....Get it?
The point of the game is who would you put on your list that is bold or questionable enough.
Paris, or Brittany or Lindsay is too easy. We're talking VIP's..the people that everyone else thinks is cool, but just irks the shit out of you like herpes in an area you can't scratch...
My list?
1. Michael Bay 2. Angelina Jolie* 3. Jamie Foxx 4. Terrence Howard 5. David Beckham 6. Halle Berry 7. Donald Trump 8. ADRIAN BRODY (Although this pic. might move him to #1) 9. Tom Cruise 10.Eva Longoria 11.Oprah 12.David Stern (For fucking over the Suns repeatedly)
* - Honorable mention goes to Jolie's girlfriend Brad Pitt.
I can only imagine the VIP list of some of the regular Defamer's around here...
Jeeps. That last post made me dizzy. All I can say is, if I wore a tucked-in tie, I'd look like a stripper.
@Victor Ward: Technically, that's a "Van Dyke" not a "Goatee." Stating this, actually (not technically) makes me a horse's ass.
@Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention: Gee, you sound like fun.
Someome get Carson Kressley on the phone stat! We ned to stage an intervention!
Hey that's almost a "back and forth forever" tattoo.
@adultsupervision: I kind of wished it was Schwimmer. I miss him.
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Schwimmer lost weight.
I'd still do him. Whoops, is this thing on?
"I have this terrible habit of dunking my tie in the cocktail sauce when reaching for the jumbo shrimp, plus now no one can tell the back's longer than the front. Two birds. One stone. Anyone seen M. Night?"
And nothing goes quite so well with the tucked in tie as the classic "older gay man who's given up on life and love" goattee.
She's showing a solid 7.5 on the Uncomfortable Smile Meter.
@Old No.7: It's probably his breath.
That's "Giallo", not to be confused with "Gigli".
micke can't comment on what's happening on the right side of this photo, because he is tranfixed with the woman on the left. She has made his pants fit tightly.
My friends and I play a little game here in L.A. that I want to use this picture as a moment to share...
It's called "VIP"
Very simple and easy fun little game. Imagine that you have the money and stature as your favorite billionaire or person of cultural respect...
And you're throwing a HUGE FUCKING PARTY. Extravagant and as Pimp as hell.
EVERYONE is in line waiting to get in to your party...
And your Pimp, billionaire ass is walking through the line looking for your "VIP's"
Now, while you would normally think these would be the people that would get ushered in past everyone else straight to the bar...this is a different list.
This list is for the VIP's that everywhere else WOULD get ushered in right away...but you are so fucking bad ass that these are actually people that you would pull off to the side and say:
"No, no, no. I'm sorry. But even though everyone else buys into your shit, everybody at this party here sees right through you and knows you're a douche, and you're just going to have to leave...Sorry. You're not getting in."
THOSE VIP's....Get it?
The point of the game is who would you put on your list that is bold or questionable enough.
Paris, or Brittany or Lindsay is too easy. We're talking VIP's..the people that everyone else thinks is cool, but just irks the shit out of you like herpes in an area you can't scratch...
My list?
1. Michael Bay
2. Angelina Jolie*
3. Jamie Foxx
4. Terrence Howard
5. David Beckham
6. Halle Berry
7. Donald Trump
8. ADRIAN BRODY (Although this pic. might move him to #1)
9. Tom Cruise
10.Eva Longoria
11.Oprah
12.David Stern (For fucking over the Suns repeatedly)
* - Honorable mention goes to Jolie's girlfriend Brad Pitt.
I can only imagine the VIP list of some of the regular Defamer's around here...
Jeeps. That last post made me dizzy. All I can say is, if I wore a tucked-in tie, I'd look like a stripper.
@Victor Ward: Technically, that's a "Van Dyke" not a "Goatee." Stating this, actually (not technically) makes me a horse's ass.
@Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention: Gee, you sound like fun.
Someome get Carson Kressley on the phone stat! We ned to stage an intervention!
Hey that's almost a "back and forth forever" tattoo.
@adultsupervision: I kind of wished it was Schwimmer. I miss him.
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