We rarely take a moment to thank E!'s Department of Reality-Based Famewhoring Enterprises for the excellent work they do, giving the egregiously underpublicized—everyone from the Kardashian girls to Denise Richards—a weekly hour to, well, just be. So, thanks! But with Living Lohan (why does that title remind us of a disease-awareness billboard campaign? "I've been Living Lohan for 7 years now, but Lohan isn't living me,") they've truly outdone themselves, giving Dina Lohan the vehicle we know she's wanted and deserved all along. In this preview clip, the celebrity momabler is captured in medias crisis-control, berating an online tabloid concern for publishing blurry photos of her most successful accomplishment in a compromising, probably accurate situation; watching this fierce tigress protect her largely unemployable, fur-coat-swiping cubs is truly a sight to behold.

Living Lohan [E Online]

5:59 PM on Mon May 19 2008
By Seth
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Old No.7 at 06:06 PM on 05/19/08
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Feeling a little cunty today, Dina?
pixie-stix at 06:08 PM on 05/19/08
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Living La Vida Lohan!
PaisleyPajamas at 06:08 PM on 05/19/08
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Did she get a new nip/tuck for her *show?* Looks a little skeletor.

Seriously? I have a short list of people I would pay a month's salary to have the opportunity to punch in the throat, and Dina Lohan ranks right below George W. Bush.
sugarrocked at 06:15 PM on 05/19/08
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you're welcome. we're all really proud
bess marvin, girl... at 06:19 PM on 05/19/08
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i think the best thing the lohan kids could do to repair the damage is to never procreate.
mr.Man at 06:21 PM on 05/19/08
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Dina Lohan: Helping Kathy Hilton and Lynn Spears look more and more like nurturing parents every day.

@PaisleyPajamas: Anne Coulter's got an honorary #2 position on my "right-cross" list (with W holding lifetime tenure at #1), but Dina's right behind Ms. Coulter.
bonniegrrl at 06:26 PM on 05/19/08
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"boundaries need to be set" eh?
WGARefugee at 06:43 PM on 05/19/08
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Watching this clip has the same physiological impact on a dude as stepping into a hip-high glacial stream with a bunch of salmon-hunting grizzlies.
gwendemarco at 06:59 PM on 05/19/08
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A lion protects her cubs? Interesting. Nothing makes the paps go away than than calls from a coked out commando wearing slut's coked out Botoxed fame whoring mommy. Grr.
mugczar at 07:08 PM on 05/19/08
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Her hair needs to settle down - giving the green-screen key machine fits!
TurdBlossom at 07:14 PM on 05/19/08
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It's a real shame when a parent can't protect her meal tickets.. I mean children from employment challenging bad press.
PaisleyPajamas at 07:33 PM on 05/19/08
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@mr.Man: Hey! We have the same #1, and the same top 3!

I'm guessing a lot of people have the same top 3, though. We're not special--we're just paying attention.
Desk_hack at 08:05 PM on 05/19/08
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Love the chyron flashed under her:

Dina Lohan
Manager / Mom

In that order...always.
NoWireHangers at 08:48 PM on 05/19/08
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The weird thing is, between Lindsay's partying/tanning and White Oprah's partying/surgery, they look roughly the same age.
shag_carpet_bomb at 08:56 PM on 05/19/08
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I saw something the other day, Dina was telling some magazine that the 'rumors' about Sam Ronson and Lindsay are 'ridiculous, they're best friends, just really good friends!!!!!!!!!!' And I laughed and laughed and laughed. Ohhhh, mommy.
Kdoggy at 11:12 PM on 05/19/08
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My favorite most nauseating part of that clip was when she threatened to play the attorney card. It's like the tabloid has never heard that play? The receptionist on the other line must have been giggling like a school girl or boy when Dina Lohan "went there". I was disappointed when she didn't drop any "don't you know who I ams" into that sweaty, makeup caked telephone. Although there were a few other finger swallowing parts that was my bestest one.
curlyjoe at 05:34 AM on 05/20/08
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Is she for real?? By the way, Ali is in middle school?? She looks like a 35 year old streetwalker in Staten Island.
Lala11_7 at 05:52 AM on 05/20/08
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Maybe if she didn't pimp her children out...

Or maybe if her daughter didn't act so whorish...

Perhaps she wouldn't have to be all..."shocked" and "pained" about the irresponsibility of the media...

And why does the Ali look as old as her Mother????
chijen at 08:02 AM on 05/20/08
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I love how people like her pretend that the papparazi aren't the very reason they and their offspring are famous.
StevieRayHalen at 08:13 AM on 05/20/08
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@ the rate L.L. is going, Dina may look better now than when Lindsay is her exact age... 62 right?

I love the staged moment when the producers grabbed Ali and said...

" come in the room and act suprised when your mom is looking at a porn site with your sisters face superimposed on a porn stars body..."

I can't wait till Dina co-executive produces a remake of "Pretty Baby" with Ali... oh wait, Ali's tooo old... what a has been/never was.
Victor Ward at 10:19 AM on 05/20/08
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Why do slutty, questionably to certainly hot, vapid women get reality tv shows and not the men?

All we get is Danny B and Hulk Hogan. The world is an awful place.
TryThisAtHome at 10:36 AM on 05/20/08
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Okay. Maybe it's a good thing, but the severely botoxed woman can barely move her mouth.