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boomp3.com Reformed ginger Lindsay Lohan was ridiculed by the paparazzi over the weekend for her decision to wear shorty shorts. One photographer thought that Lohan was wearing light reflectors because the flash from his camera was being reflected in her shot. Lohan reminded the photographer that she hasn't been tanning in a while and her legs have reverted back to their natural state. The photographer said that she would wear pants the next time she goes out, but Lohan said, "Dude, it's 100 degrees out and my parents were dicks and I can barely get any work. So, not only have I earned a cupcake but I'm allowed to be a little carefree and wear shorts."
[Photo Credit: X17]
12:40 PM on Mon May 19 2008 By Douglas Reinhardt 3,492 views 16 comments
There's just no "middle ground" with this one is there?It's either burnt pumpkin or under-cooked chicken.
I guess we now know why Lindsay wears leggings.
So it took three reads for me to figure out the photographer is also a woman. And in the sixth line, instead of "could" use "should" and it finally makes sense. It's not funny, but it makes sense.
"It's 100 degrees out and because my parents are such colossal fuck-ups that I can barely get work, I've had to resort to making my own shorts from thrift-store courderoys. So yes, I'm having a $12 cupcake. Fuck off."
Did she just cut off the legs of her pants when she was in that restaurant? Those are bad shorts. Shirt isn't much better.
The real crime is that she refuses to accept the glorious red hair that makes all that pale skin worth having.
pale haters can fuck off. i'm really tired of hearing how ugly my natural skin color is. a tan is a warning sign of skin damage, people.
On the positive side, the cocaine dust is not as noticeable on those white pasty thighs.
i don't care what anyone says, Lindsay is hot
Pale (fair-skinned): fine...preferred even.Ginger: Warning! Crazy Inside.Lindsay McFlushCareer: could die in a fire and that'd be OK.
@s_crewe: @Shumina: I an zen & one with my utter lack of pigment AND my sane Gingerness.
In Asia, women kill to have that pale skin. Well, maybe she should find work in Asia.
@DinaRonson: As am I. Can I get a "red power!"?
"Firecrotch" has one of the most slammin' bodies around. pale or "Pre-cancerous" splotchy red, it's still amazing. way to go Samantha!!!
@StevieRayHalen: I agree.
Has she been dressed by gal-pal Sam Ronson?
She's a train wreck, but I would still do the HELL out of her. Anybody taking bets yet on how long it will be before her unemployable status lands her at least semi nude in Playboy?
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There's just no "middle ground" with this one is there?
It's either burnt pumpkin or under-cooked chicken.
I guess we now know why Lindsay wears leggings.
So it took three reads for me to figure out the photographer is also a woman. And in the sixth line, instead of "could" use "should" and it finally makes sense. It's not funny, but it makes sense.
"It's 100 degrees out and because my parents are such colossal fuck-ups that I can barely get work, I've had to resort to making my own shorts from thrift-store courderoys. So yes, I'm having a $12 cupcake. Fuck off."
Did she just cut off the legs of her pants when she was in that restaurant? Those are bad shorts. Shirt isn't much better.
The real crime is that she refuses to accept the glorious red hair that makes all that pale skin worth having.
pale haters can fuck off. i'm really tired of hearing how ugly my natural skin color is. a tan is a warning sign of skin damage, people.
On the positive side, the cocaine dust is not as noticeable on those white pasty thighs.
i don't care what anyone says, Lindsay is hot
Pale (fair-skinned): fine...preferred even.
Ginger: Warning! Crazy Inside.
Lindsay McFlushCareer: could die in a fire and that'd be OK.
@s_crewe: @Shumina:
I an zen & one with my utter lack of pigment AND my sane Gingerness.
In Asia, women kill to have that pale skin. Well, maybe she should find work in Asia.
@DinaRonson: As am I. Can I get a "red power!"?
"Firecrotch" has one of the most slammin' bodies around.
pale or "Pre-cancerous" splotchy red, it's still amazing.
way to go Samantha!!!
@StevieRayHalen: I agree.
Has she been dressed by gal-pal Sam Ronson?
She's a train wreck, but I would still do the HELL out of her. Anybody taking bets yet on how long it will be before her unemployable status lands her at least semi nude in Playboy?
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