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Teri Hatcher: Ear Rapist

· Today on The View, Teri Hatcher explained that the only reason she is subjecting us to her singing is for the little children. Well the little children are all dead now, Teri. Your singing killed them. Happy? [The View]
· Homeless no longer! [NY Times]
· Goodness, is it already time to crown another World's Ugliest Dog? It is! But how to choose? They're all so ugly! Oops, Pee Wee Martini just made us puke on our keyboards. We have a winner. [Sonoma-Marin Fair 2008]
· And when you get accustomed to that end, try the other! [cartoonbrew.com via b3ta]
· If we could get serious for a moment, Richard Simmons is crazy for Cranergy. He will be missed. [ET Online]

6:01 PM on Fri May 16 2008
By Seth
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hughman at 06:45 PM on 05/16/08
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richard simmons is a Spongebob rectal thermometer crossed with a Chinese Crested dog. if Cranergy = inappropriate clothing + bad wigs, i ain't getting near that crap.
hughman at 06:48 PM on 05/16/08
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also Teri, jackets and overalls don't mix.
Sweet Panda Love at 07:29 PM on 05/16/08
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And I thought I liked all dogs. Eegah.
jasonelias at 09:18 PM on 05/16/08
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Teri has the vocal stylings of a much older lady.
sundaeg1rl at 12:46 PM on 05/17/08
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Princess Chelsea has the look of Paris Hilton about her. And Teri Hatcher ought to be in that competition - her face scares me some!

(Elwood FTW: I'm a sucker for a cutie with a tongue)