Dammit I just ate!

I'd still let her eat cookies in my bed.

Lancing With The Stars? This is obviously too good to be true, but I would love to watch a good celebrity joust-off. Or are we just talking boils?

Now that Jay is the star of what is sure to be a hit show on NBC, she can afford to get her labia done to match.

If there is a God, she'll absolutely refuse to give Jay head.

Gah! Jesus, that scared the holy hell out of me. Why, Nikki, why?

Again, another Human Plumped N'Botoxed Bratz doll.

The last time I saw something with a mouth that size, it had a hook in it.

Man, Jocelyne Wildenstein is looking good.

Oh, wait

@NoWireHangers: *CBS

Was the show Unhappily Ever After based on her face?

@TurdBlossom: Agreed!

They give flesh and blood to the platonic ideal of "b-list couple".

is her mom that catface plastic surgery lady?

She was gorgeous as she was. First the jugs, now the lips. Why?

God, that's horrifying, especially considering how hot she used to be.

Oh my GOD! Rene Zellweger is contagious! Alert the media! No, the Military! That, is a scary scary site.

Between her and Fred Durst I can't figure out which has fallen the eff apart more.

@NoWireHangers: Yikes! Are we not sure that's NOT her labia?

Ugh, shivers down my spine, she used to be so cute. Fake boobs can be forgiven, Halloween lips can not.

Who is this freaking doctor btw? Does he/she even have a license? How much freaking money, expensive cars, blow etc., does he/she need shoved up the ass until it communicates to this pathetic girl "NO MORE honey, one more lip shot and your lip line will be over your brow."

Lookie there, Jay. Your wife is a pole dancer!!

@Sasquatch: I know. Somewhere under the duck lips, she will always be Tiffany Malloy.

I'll never understand why otherwise gorgeous women want to look like that.
She was a knockout before she got plasticized:
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Geez, what are the anthropologists going to say when they look back at this society? By the way Defamer, run some before photos with these hideous after pictures please. I can barely remember Nikki, she was so off the radar in the first place!

Looks like she did something to her cheeks too. So sad. And fug.

I saw this dame on some stupid show with him playing opposite her and I was mesmerized by the size of her mouth. What the fuck? She did that on PURPOSE? She looks like she has a birth defect.

@yvonnjanae: Anthropology: Hopefully we will be looking at these before-and-after shots in a couple of decades the way we look at photographs of Chinese women's bound feet today. Women are butchering themselves to meet some fucked-up beauty standards imposed by God knows who. Hollywood studios? Casting couch directors? The fashion industry? Seriously, who wants women to look like this?

Nikki, Nikki, Nikki... there can only be one Brangelina, and we have her already.

Seriously, though: who did this to her? Can they be stopped? Can they be subjected to their own skewed vision? Just... what the hell?!

I just realized this is the freaky-lips lady I saw in one of the recent episodes of Ghost Whisperer (my guilty, guilty pleasure that I won't admit I enjoy EVER EVER EVER! but I just did to the whole internet). She looked familiar but I couldn't place her...now I can. Why must women insist on doing this to themselves? She's obviously a pretty woman, and I remember her looking very well in that ill-fated show on the WB called "Nikki" or something like that.

Say no to the Botox-Collagen conspiracy, folks.

Is there some weird conspiratorial women disfigurement doomsday project going on among doctors that I don't know about?