Ok, she looks hot again. See what happens when you have some meat on your bones, Angie?

The preggos usually make me want to puke, but [sigh] she is perfection.

"Back up! Back Up! This lady could explode... into twins... on August 19th... in a makeshift M*A*S*H unit on an atoll 35 km SW of Fiji!... Oops!"

@laura23: I fully agree. The only thing that's gonna make this woman ugly is being hit by a truck, but even then there's a good chance that her innards are gorgeous too, even when they're smeared all over the road. Oh yeah, she'd make fantastic roadkill.

Something tells me when Black let the cat out of the bag about Angie carrying twins, he didn't mean the ones in her womb. Hey now....

So, what is Jack Black's due date?

@kookla: Don't make him release his twins. Hey now..

i know it's cliche, but angelina truly is one of those women that pregnancy has made even more beautiful. and i think it's sweet that her co-star is protective of her---you can't be too careful with the cannes paparazzi.

I'm saying she'd be way more entertaining if those were Jack's spawn instead of Brad's...

@calpetro: :-)
@OldTowneTavern: :-)

@ginnypotter: don't think i'm ready to dip into that genepool

@OldTowneTavern: Puhleeze. Jack is totally carrying triplets.

August my ass. She's popping mid-June and not a week longer.

I am TELLING you people, at least one of that brood is Jacks, spawned by the power of proximity. Such is the force of the Jack Black testosterone!

@laura23: There are so many things wrong with the statement.

Hey Jack, don't get any on ya!