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Fear & Loathing In The South Of France

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Before the mescaline kicked in, Brad Pitt did his best "Dr. Gonzo" impression as he raced Angelina Jolie through the streets of Cannes in a desperate attempt to get her to her Today Show interview on time. While driving to the festival, Pitt constantly referred to everyone and everything on the sides of the roads as bats. Jolie quickly corrected him and said that they weren't bats, but French people. Pitt smiled and said, "Babe, you're too much of a freak to live, but too rare to die. Now, watch out for dirty, dirty, dirty hippies!"

[Photo Credit: INF Daily]

9:55 AM on Thu May 15 2008
By Douglas Reinhardt
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OldTowneTavern at 10:41 AM on 05/15/08
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That is one piss poor photo, man. That could be anybody. In fact it looks like every third couple in Los Angeles. How much did that paparazzo get paid? I want in. I'll take a shadowy photo of my neighbor in his kitchen holding an orange can claim it's Chace Crawford fondling Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass. And Bob's your uncle, I'm rich!
Edward Bulwer-Lytton at 10:46 AM on 05/15/08
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I've played that game....Fear and Loathing in the south of France...both as, and not as good as advertised. Of course, in Cannes, when the going gets weird, the weird get mind-fucked by Doug Ellin.

Think.

About.

It.
Douglas Reinhardt at 10:48 AM on 05/15/08
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@OldTowneTavern: Yeah, it's a bit of a celebrity magic eye.
Benovite at 10:53 AM on 05/15/08
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I visited Cannes in 2005, thought I would settle down there, it was hot as hell, next morning caught the train to Nice and plane back to Paris.
Barry_Mckokiner at 11:03 AM on 05/15/08
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"...next time they mention Brady Bunch, you stay quiet...you hear me!"
Miss Anne Thrope at 11:07 AM on 05/15/08
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@Benovite: So what?