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Billy Ray Cyrus Is The Hillbilly George Clooney

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In the continuing fallout from his daughter's recent Vanity Fair scandal, Billy Ray Cyrus decided to change up his image to reflect a more sophisticated lifestyle. Cyrus felt that one of the reasons that Miley was taken advantage by Vanity Fair was their perceived image as yokels. In order to combat this misconception, Cyrus has decided to step up his appearance and quickly has become the smoothest and best dressed man in Tennessee. Cyrus said, "If you look rich, people will think you're rich. And when you're rich, people might think you're smart and hopefully won't persuade your boy crazy daughter to take her clothes off."

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4:15 PM on Wed May 14 2008
By Douglas Reinhardt
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icallthebigonebitey at 04:37 PM on 05/14/08
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Is the Dixie Cup for his chew?
EuroDad at 04:38 PM on 05/14/08
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"And when you're rich, people might think you're smart and hopefully won't persuade your boy crazy daughter to take her clothes off."

Unless, of course, her parents are there to endorse it
Package at 04:39 PM on 05/14/08
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@icallthebigonebitey: Technically, that would be "dip." Or a "lipper."
EuroDad at 04:45 PM on 05/14/08
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@Package:

or "chaw"
icallthebigonebitey at 05:02 PM on 05/14/08
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@Package: @EuroDad:

you don't spit out regular old chewin' tobacco? i'm "cornfused"...help me! i want to learn!
kookla at 05:03 PM on 05/14/08
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I thought George Clooney was the hillbilly George Clooney?
EuroDad at 06:02 PM on 05/14/08
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can i be the white trash George Clooney?
Douglas Reinhardt at 06:08 PM on 05/14/08
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@EuroDad: I think we can sign off on that.
adultsupervision at 06:28 PM on 05/14/08
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What about his valet Fisher Stevens?
TurdBlossom at 07:27 PM on 05/14/08
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"Hey Myrtle Joe Cornfed, y'all let go of your step-daddy's penis and git over here and turn the channel to NASCAR"
Old No.7 at 07:58 PM on 05/14/08
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Billy Ray Cyrus, champion of 10 year-old grooming fads, since 1989,
PaisleyPajamas at 09:14 PM on 05/14/08
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Billy Ray Cyrus decided to change up his image to reflect a more sophisticated lifestyle
PaisleyPajamas at 09:15 PM on 05/14/08
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Billy Ray Cyrus decided to change up his image to reflect a more sophisticated lifestyle...

'Cause nothing says "lux" like a jazz patch and badly dyed helmet head.
PaisleyPajamas at 09:15 PM on 05/14/08
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FTW! Apologies...
Benovite at 11:43 AM on 05/15/08
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His daughter looks like a caked-over shit storm.
ShinySideUp at 12:07 PM on 05/15/08
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Miley is gonna kill in the Fraggle Rock movie.