Defamer
A rumor circulating today that Paul Newman has died (gah!) is debunked by Hollywood's Original Blogger™ Army Archerd: "NEWS FLASH: After hearing reports of Paul Newman's death from Associated Press and CNN, I found out that acting legend Paul Newman is doing just fine, according to Joanne Woodward. In fact, he's racing around cars in Texas!" Got it? That reads "Texas," not "Heaven." [armyarcherd.com]
3:50 PM on Tue May 13 2008
By Seth
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Let us raise a glass of salad dressing in his honor.
Army Archerd is still alive!?!
racing around cars in Heaven sounds like so much more fun.
Look at that man's face. Sweet mother of Jesus. Has a more beautiful man ever existed? I think not!
Now that, that is a man.
@Trixie from Toronto: I'm raising money for human cloning to breed him for our pleasure. Trix, you in?
Sadly, though, Jim Gardner has suffered a stroke.
Garner. Sorry. Jim GARNER.
@gwendemarco: I am definitely in. Sometimes I watch the first five minutes of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid over and over again just to watch the opening close-up shots of his face. There has never been a more beautiful man. He is an Adonis.
And just look at this:
[www.lashonhara.net]
@Trixie from Toronto: "Sweet Bird of Youth." That's all from me.
Hot, so hot, always hot.
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Dreamy.
@gwendolyn: Yep, Army's still with us. My plans to do away with him never panned out.
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