Watching Shia LaBeouf recount for David Letterman the amusing circumstances surrounding his arrest last November at a Chicago Walgreens for drunken, public benzoyl-peroxide abuse, we were suddenly left wanting to know how—likable as he is—he so quickly ascended to superstar status. Well, that's the great thing about media-saturation campaigns riding the coattails of massive summer movie releases: Those kinds of wishes are easily granted. According to a profile in the new GQ, it all started when Steven Spielberg saw LaBeouf's Disturbia audition tape, and instantly cast him in Transformers and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. That was easy! But just who is this charismatic, precocious, and ridiculously named young man? And from whence does he come? Not too far, as GQ reports—in fact, as close by as a traveling tubesteak sideshow in Echo Park:
Part of this easygoing showmanship comes from LaBeouf's teenage years in Echo Park, where despite being nearly the only white kid for miles, he blended in. He picked up freestyle rapping. He was, he says, "a major dozens player" at a mostly black school. Just so he could hang out with his friends, he learned how to breakdance. "It was sort of your greeting card," he says. "Like, yeah, I'm white, but I have soul."
The rest derives from what you might call family tradition: Shia's forebears include a long line of counterculture roughnecks and artistes manqués. His maternal grandfather—from whom Shia takes his name—was a comedian and Mafia barber on New York's Lower East Side, and his dad's parents were a Cajun Green Beret who drank himself to death and a beatnik lesbian who hung out with Ginsberg. This star-crossed tradition continued with his parents: Mom, a Jewish Earth Mama who sold handmade jewelry at local fairs; Dad, a Willie Nelson look-alike who was also a Vietnam vet, convicted felon, and commedia dell'arte clown. Pop was the sort who grew pot along the Santa Monica Freeway and thought of karate as a great way to meet the ladies.Shia proved to be exactly the sort of natural-born hustler that this oddball family needed. While he was still a toddler, the LaBeoufs started something called the Snow Cone Family Circus, whose business plan was based on the notion that their Latin neighbors in Echo Park really dug hot dogs and clowns. All three LaBeoufs would dress in greasepaint and motley and run around the park improvising slapstick routines, trying to get some of the riches of the late Reagan era to trickle down their way.
Reading about the colorful characters inhabiting the various outgrowths of the LaBeouf Family Marijuana Leaf only renders Shia's unlikely journey all the more satisfying. This was no scion of an A-list Hollywood clan, plum career opportunities handed over to him along with keys to the Beemer on a silver platter. No, this was a young man who labored his way up from the notoriously difficult Echo Park vaudeville and cured meat circuit, up through the ranks of the Belmont High King Flares varsity hip-hop club, and ultimately managed to survive a stint inside the Disney Channel childhood-erasing machine, to land where he is today: Carrying blockbusters, and telling the story about the time he got so wasted, he had to change his clothes three times to buy a single pack of cigarettes—and through it all, somehow managed to still wind up in jail. This, ladies and gentleman, is a star.









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Love this kid!
Shia is my favorite.
i think that's what makes me lust for him more. the fact he grew up in a tough neighborhood. but, unfortunately, he seems to have that punk attitude. anyway, he makes my teeth sweat.
A publicist couldn't have said it better.
@bess marvin, girl detective: He makes all sorts of weird, dirty chemical reactions in my bod occur, too!
@bess marvin, girl detective: Have you seen the GQ photo spread? Moist. Panties.
Here at my house, we call him "The Beef."
Yummy.
I'm confused over this kid. On the one hand, I sense real acting talent and (maybe more importantly) an innate camera presence that simply can't be taught. On the other side, there's definitely a douche-y, arrogant aspect to his personality.
At this point, he's just starting to play roles where the scripts aren't maudlin child's parts of CGI-fests. If the promise plays out and he makes it to adult roles, I'll be much more willing to overlook the petty, off-screen stuff.
I remember way back in 2005 or 2006 when he attended one of those MTV Award things, he would say the dirtiest things to the camera in regards to the female stars present. I'll always be on his side for that.
@Mephisto_Bonk: I feel exactly the same way, though you're even a little nicer than me. He's pretty much put me off from seeing the new Indy movie.
And people are surprised that a hustler, peddler son of hippy beatnik losers living on the dole and smoking herb was welcomed by and attracted to the acting profession?
@DukeLaCrosse: note: the term "moist panties" are my friend's two most hated words in the entire English dictionary.
@bess marvin, girl detective: It's not jus your friend. Lots of people hate those two exact words.
And what's with the whole influx of Shia lust from the commenters? I count seven for seven explicitly possitive comments before anyone else has had a word in edgewise. This when there's a huge backlash against the guy? ...I got nothin against him at all... but ladies, really?
@Benny: Three most hated words: moist, panties, lover. The other day I said, "my lover makes my panties moist" (as a joke) and my two best girlfriends almost socked me in the mouth.
And, to your, "but ladies, really?" Yeah. Really. Like REALLY.
@RocketRockit: Yes! Lover as well! ...Too descriptive! Whereas partner is too clinical and middle aged. Just say boyfriend/girlfriend, mofos.
As for your "REALLY"...
...Heh. Go Shia. I guess I'm used to hanging around twenty something dudes, who seem to almost universally loathe the guy. As for me? I think he could be good, but he's yet to be in what I've seen, for which I blame the material.
"Ladies, really?"
Um, no. For me he'll always be that awkward doofus from Disney's Steven's family trying to rub himself up against some chick's leg.
@Benny: Only better if you say it with a lilt -- "lovahhhhh."
@Benny: Another wordsI hate, ''Ladies.'' And , ''Ladies, really?'' is enough to make me want to rip you a new one.
FYI, yes REALLY.
Like 5 times a night and more on weekends.You will never know.How Much.Oh.God.I'm....gonna...
stop now.
@Calraigh: ''word'' I hate.
Sheesh.
"Like, yeah, I'm white, but I have soul." That's my new line. Love that kid... @Tits McGee: my girlfriends and I call him "The Beef" as well. There's something innately attractive about the kid... nerdery and douchebaggery combined = hotness, apparently.
Oh, and so I don't feel left out, I hate the word "foot."
"Like, yeah, I'm white, but I have soul." May I submit that as the new Defamer T-shirt? Or perhaps combining Lohan and LaBeouf; "Like, yeah motherfucker, I'm white, but I have soul."
gwendemarco, take back your slander against the memory of River Phoenix. Oh, wait.
The guy's a Project Greenlight veterano-that gives him no cred here?
I'm a fan because he said he got into acting because when he was a surfer, he saw how nice a board-and-wetsuit one of the kids from "Dr. Quinn; Medicine Woman" had on his beach, so he figured acting was the way to go.
I'm sorry. Seriously.
At what point in his illustrious career as a student did he attend Hamilton High Music Academy? I don't see it mentioned in the article, but he's listed as an alumni.
@Calraigh: I feel violated. :(
@BIG WHEEL: I like it! Oh and I'm not a fan of "Ladies" either. $0.02
@Calraigh: Me too!! :)
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