Defamer
From the network that brought you such essential Hollywood lifestyle viewing as Hangin' With the Kardashians As They Talk About Makeup in Their Money-Laundering-Front Dress Shop comes a new reality series that should prove to be no less compelling. In this preview for E!'s Denise Richards: It's Complicated (original title: A Shot at Love with Denise Richards and Her Two Demi-Orphans As a Result of their Sex-Addict Father Running Off to Follow His Cheerleader Orgy Dreams and Falling For the Trampy Love of His Life in the Process), Richards discovers her page on celebrity STD-transmission tracker whosdatedwho.com, and is forced to address some of the questionable life choices she's made.
From the network that brought you such essential Hollywood lifestyle viewing as Hangin' With the Kardashians As They Talk About Makeup in Their Money-Laundering-Front Dress Shop comes a new reality series that should prove to be no less compelling. In this preview for E!'s As promised, this series will give the world an overdue glimpse at the real Richards—not the insane-seeming, fame-addicted, serial creep-dating cartoon that's portrayed in the tabloids, but the very real insane-seeming, fame-addicted, serial creep-dating cartoon who splits her leisure time between vanity-Googling sessions and validating rumors for reality show cameras.
- Denise Richards [E! Online]
Comments
Taking over/under bets on which episode Denise bumps into Paris at the Walgreens, when picking up her Valtrex prescription.
"And now, this just in from the Obvious Department..."
Sure, I'm ready to see what Denise Richards' life is really like. The problem here is that I just don't fucking care.
Worst Career-Move Ever. Talk about spoiling the illusion - that voice kills it for me.
Clips like this turn me into Gilbert Gottfried: "Why don't they just do a show about her colon? Her colon's got to be more interesting than her miserable life. There's xanax-addicted bacteria, periodic famines when she crash diets, gangs of yeast trying to take over...it's like a Scorcese film in there. What's that sound--is it a chihuahua? No wait, there's a giant head, like on Easter Island--was it left here by a previous civilization? Find out next week on E's The Asshat Chronicles.
@WGARefugee:
you're awesome - I applaud you..
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