Several scenes from one of the summer's most anticipated releases—Sex and the City: The Movie (can we just shorten that to Sex and the Movie already? We feel like an asshole every time we type it)—have been leaked online. [SPOILERS AHEAD!] In the sequence above, a subdued—oh, but we all know she's doing cartwheels in her head!—Carrie reveals to her best friends that Big has at long last overcome his aversion to her habit of talking with her mouth full, and finally proposed. We know, we know—this plot point is practically common knowledge by now, but it's another thing entirely to actually see Carrie come out and say it! Like Charlotte, the instant we watched it on our iPhones, we too erupted with an involuntarily squeal of delight that echoed across the walls of the brightly lit, Richard Meier-designed contemporary dining space in which we were power-lunching. It was totally embarrassing—but we didn't care. We only want the best for Carrie, and she just looked so happy. [Blackfilm.com]

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11:55 AM on Mon May 12 2008
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SneakingThroughTheAlle... at 12:09 PM on 05/12/08
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I know I requested earlier today on gawker, but I'm left feeling unsatisfied.
sassypants at 12:25 PM on 05/12/08
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Sex and the Movie? Done.

Seth, you think you feel like an asshole typing it? I feel like an asshole every time I read about this movie that I preemptively loathe. I have rationalized, however, that to loathe it properly, I need to understand it fully (without ever seeing it.)
tribalpottery at 12:34 PM on 05/12/08
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Despite being a Miranda, I'm wishing the best for Carrie's crew.
TryThisAtHome at 12:40 PM on 05/12/08
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Make it go away forever.
PaisleyPajamas at 12:44 PM on 05/12/08
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This movie must be really, really bad for them to be shoving it down the hungry baby bird throats of an audience anemic from the writer's strike and hoarding DVDs like rice during a famine in anticipation of the SAG strike.

I keep wondering when they're going to trot out The Real Gossip™ and The Juicy Details® from the set of the TV show in order to put butts in seats.
Mel Gibstein at 01:01 PM on 05/12/08
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I would rather have a sunburn on my taint and slide down a razor blade coated with Kosher salt than watch the Sex in the City movie.
bonniegrrl at 02:00 PM on 05/12/08
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Please please please tell me the Cloverfield monster makes a cameo....
Victor Ward at 06:03 PM on 05/12/08
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I'm excited about this movie. And I really thought there were more gays on Defamer.
Hamud Ibn Hamud at 12:05 AM on 05/13/08
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I'm disappointed that Blackfilm for some reason decided not to show the following fifteen or so seconds of the clip, which, by the way, have already been in heavy circulation at West Hollywood "Cosmopolitan parties" for the past three weeks...

SPOILER ALERT!!!

Immediately after Miranda says, "There's a literal ringing in my ear," she starts to cough up copious mouthfuls of brilliantly red arterial blood which contain a lethal and highly contagious bacterium she contracted from rats living in the walls of her poorly refurbished Brooklyn brownstone. (Turns out Steve -- no surprises here! -- was skimming the refurb monies to pay for a "dirty bomb" that he and the Muslim terrorist cell he'd joined had planned to detonate somewhere on Staten Island.)

Snipers dispatched by the CDC shoot Miranda and Charlotte many, many times in the face, over and over again, countless times -- sorta like Peckinpah with severe OCD but endlessly more bloodthirsty.

Anyhoo, Carrie manages to escape the CDC snipers, although a stray round from a Heckler & Koch PSG1 blasts her right arm completely out of its socket, leaving the useless limb hanging by a few shreds of muscle and sinew.

Diehard SATC fans will be delighted to learn that Karl Lagerfeld makes a surprise appearance in the movie as the "celebrity designer" who crafts Carrie's prosthetic arm just in time for her glamorous yet bittersweet wedding to Mr. Big.
Dr_Venkman at 02:17 AM on 05/13/08
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@Hamud Ibn Hamud:

Dude, PSG1 is sooo 90's...

Still wouldn't watch the flic.
Trixie from Toronto at 11:57 AM on 05/13/08
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I have about as much interest in seeing this film as I do watching a cranky 65-year-old man play an action hero. None. None whatsoever.
Calraigh at 03:12 PM on 05/13/08
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@Trixie from Toronto: Awwww, c'mon..I have to say I'm a wee bit excited about this after that clip.Made me laugh.Charlotte's reaction is cute.I hate all movies with babies, weddings, anything pertaining to marriage but I might give this one a shot.However my heart belongs with the X-Files movie and thus people will probably just tell me to shag off.
Calraigh at 03:12 PM on 05/13/08
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@Trixie from Toronto: Addendum:I'm with you on the Indy front.That just makes me sad to be honest..